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I woke up to find that my mask was still on my face.
"Mr. Stark, Spider-Man is awake."
Was that FRIDAY?
I ripped the IV out of my arm.
My web slingers were on the other side of the room.
I grabbed them and put them on.
My whole suit was on.
What the duck is going on?
My bullet holes were stitched, as were the holes in the suit.
I broke the window with my elbow using my super strength.
The door opened.
I looked over.
Mr. Stark was looking at me.
I froze for a second.
He looked like we was about to try and stop me.
I jumped out of the window.
After swinging around the building into my room, I quickly changed into my real clothes and walked into the living room.
Mr. Stark was talking to them about Spider-Man.
They were all looking confused.
"Tony, why would he save you?"
"I don't know."
"Weren't you basically strangling him to expose his biggest secret right before he risked his life to save yours?"
"Who tried to kill you?"
"I saw the helicopter. It had the HYDRA logo on it."
"I thought we took them down!"
"So did I."
"But why would they try to kill you?"
Mr. Stark sighed.
"I don't think they were."
"What do you mean?"
"I'm wearing a bullet proof titanium suit. If they were trying to kill me they wouldn't take out a gun. While that would end up in my capture, I can't help but think that they were really trying to get the kid."
They were silent.
I walked in.
Mama spider looked at me and smiled.
"Baby spider! How did you sleep?" She asked.
"I slept fine mama spider. Thank you for asking. How about you?"
"I slept good thanks."
"What am I chopped liver?" Said tony.
"Sorry dad how did you sleep?" I said
Everyone looked at me.
I realized my mistake.
"I-I mean Mr. Stark."
But the smile looked fake.
Like he was sad I was correcting myself.
And when I think about it, so am I.
"It's fine Peter. I slept well. So. What's for breakfast?"
"Cereal I'm pretty sure." Said Steve.
"Peter, we can't succeed. We are outnumbered three to one." Said Clint.
He was right.
There's six of them and two of us.
They will find us soon.
I got my gun ready.
"We can do this Clint. We are a family. They are the enemy. They have no hearts. We got this. Now man up and shoot them down."
I turned around and looked behind the foam pillar that we are hiding behind and shot two of them in the chest.
They laughed, gave me a thumbs up, and walked over to Steve, tony, Bruce, and Pietro as the paint dropped down their shirts.
I stared into the faces of Wanda, mama spider, vision, and Bucky.
I jumped to the side to avoid a pellet and rolled, quickly getting into a kneeling position and shooting three pellets at them.
Mama spider dodged hers.
Vision and Wanda tried to dodge theirs, but they weren't fast enough.
They walked over to the rest and received some fist bumps and high fives.
I heard a splat.
I looked over to see mama spider with bright orange paint on her stomach.
She laughed and walked over to Wanda and they started talking.
It is just me, Bucky, and Clint.
I was about to shoot Bucky, but my spidey sense flared.
I turned around and used my gun as a shield to stop the pellet that was going straight for my nose.
Bucky froze in shock, which gave Clint a perfect moment to shoot him in the chest.
We whooped and high fived.
Then a thought struck me.
There can only been one winner.
I quickly shot him in the forehead.
He pretended to cry then gave me a noogie.
"Good job son."
I laughed and pried myself out of his grip.
Tony came over to me and hugged me.
"So, what are we doing now?" I asked.
"Well, we are probably going to order pizza then have movie night. Sound good?" Responded Bucky.
"Sure. Where are we getting the pizza from?"
Clint said dominos.
Mama spider said little cesars.
Steve said papa John's.
Wanda said Noble romans.
All at the same time.
They looked at each other.
Wanda said, "We are OBVIOUSLY getting-"
"Dominos because it's the best." Cut off Clint.
"Wait, is dominos the place with the white Alfredo pizza with the steak on it?" Asked Steve.
They all nodded.
"Then never mind about papa John's. Dominos is-"
"Trash. Little Caesar's. Is the best."
They all started yelling at each other while me and Mr. Stark watched, occasionally laughing at someone remarks.
We ran back upstairs to change our clothes and ordered a pizza from every restaurant that they mentioned.
About twenty minutes later, the pizza arrived.
We were about to set it all up, but then I thought of something.
"Hey. Do you want to swap the pizza boxes. Like put the papa John's in the dominos and the noble romans in the little Caesar's?"
He smiled evilly.
"I knew you had some avenger in you. Now you really are a part of the family." He said, ruffling my hair.
So we did it.
We swapped all of the boxes.
And no one realized.
"Mama spider, why is there extra paint one everyone's clothes? Everyone is covered with paint but your clean." I asked.
She set down her 'little Caesar's' and looked at me.
"Baby spider, word of advice for the future, don't argue with back widow. It does not end up good for anybody."
I nodded and continued eating my dominos Alfredo pizza.