19 Back to Camelot!

"What did Einlion say?... something about it's the quiet ones?" Nisus said yawning and looking at the soldiers as they were finally getting finished with their mission

It had been 2 years since he'd been too Camelot, and he had thought a lot of things over

He decided to accept the feelings of Circe and Medea, He wouldn't stop sleeping around, no one can stop his habits, not even the author

But he would attempt to settle down... at least for a while, during these 2 years he had realized that he'd neglected them while he slept with tons of other women, He felt like such an asshole

And he was! he is an asshole, so once he realized this he just shrugged and accepted it for what it was, if the girls didn't like it, he wasn't forcing them to stay with him, it's impossible to keep all the women with him, Even the attraction skill didn't work as he had hoped

It only Made him not have a bad impression, most of the time, whatever he did after was up to him and the skill wouldn't work again, so it was essentially a first impression skill...

"Who is that?" Lancelot asked after hearing him, Lancelot hadn't changed at all, It was most likely due to his Half Celestial bloodline, but Nisus couldn't confirm that

"It doesn't matter... but it goes great in this situation," He says looking again at the soldiers who were finished with the mission...except they were all trapped

"Those quiet bastards got us quite good," Nisus said with a smile making Lancelot grunt and turn his head

Half the soldiers had betrayed them and captured them I'm their sleep trying them up and waiting for the leaders of a neighboring kingdom to come

They said they had done this for more merits, if they were the only ones to come back, they would definitely be treated better, especially with Lancelot and Camelots 'Unbeatable' Hero

"Hey, Lancelot... what's with you and Guenevere?" He decided to ask, They really weren't far from the kingdom, and Nisus was just chilling till he found out who was behind this

Lancelot flinched at his words, But ultimately decided not to lie "We...are together, Arthur isn't able to satisfy her 'Needs'" Lancelot said as 5 people in expensive-looking clothing rode into the clearing

"Hey isn't that" Nisus started to say before Lancelot roared in anger

"You dare betray King Arthur!" He yelled seeing 5 of the leaders of the noble families in Camelot on the horses

"Hush commoner," One of them said and slammed his boot against Lancelot's face

"Damn...if he wasn't buried in the ground you probably would have died..." Nisus says with a sigh

"You commoner!" The man raises his foot again but stops as it falls off with a wet thunk

"I said if HE was buried... never anything about me... you're stopping the plot from progressing!" nisus yelled as he drew his sword and slashed his head off

"I was wondering if you would attack..." Lancelot said getting out of the ground and stretching his limbs, they only had about 10 soldiers that weren't part of the betrayal

"Oh please Sir Lancelot, since it was out of your expectations can I get an invite to the knights of the round table?" They had been established two weeks before Nisus had regained his memories So Nisus knew there was a chance he could get there if he was a knight

"You'll need to talk to Arthur about that one haha..." Lancelot and Nisus massacred the traitors and set free the Imprisoned soldiers, they then got their horses back and made their way back to Camelot

*****

These 2 years had been great for the girls, They had immediately gotten along with Nisus's mother Edith, and had told all the tales they knew about Nisus

When the story of how he was being called the unbeatable hero They all celebrated and had fun, Waiting for his return

Today was the day, and they were both excited, they could somehow feel things had changed with Nisus's thoughts about them...(A/N:*Cough* Women's intuition...)

So waiting at the borders for 1 1/2 days they finally heard the horses hooves against the paved stones leading into Camelot

"His name is John Cena!!!!" A black horse comes with Nisus standing balancing perfectly as he yelled that

He then flipped off the horse and landed next to the shocked girls "Hello ladies... come here often?... is Buttcheeks one word or should I spread them Apart?" He said and smiled at their confused expressions

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? one snatches your watch and the other watches your snatch"

"..."

"I ordered lobster from a sex worker but all I got were crabs..."

"..."

"Sex is a pain in the ass because you're doing it wrong..."

"..."

Nisus finally stopped and hugged all three women that were standing there "I kissed you guys..."

His mother scoffed and Circe and Medea had shade covering their eyes, Nisus looked over at Edith and she smiled "I told them about your...habits" She said with a mischievous grin

Nisus sweatdropped and turned back to the girls, but unlike what they were expecting he just sighed "Yeah so what? I'm a terrible bastard who has to have several women, if you don't agree with this then it's fine, it's just in my nature" Nisus told them his 'Greater Good' Bullshit and how he is unfaithful and is done with them leaving

Medea and Circe didn't actually care about other women, they only cared about the fact he ignored their feelings and seemed aid from random women when he could have just asked one of them, They would gladly say yes!

After several years without any action, they were severely frustrated and grabbed him leading him to the house and not giving him any rest

Lancelot watched this and laughed before reporting to Arthur and Having his own time with a frustrated Guinevere

Arthur had gone back to Artoria at Request and Merlin easily changed it, When asked why she said there wasn't a reason and just felt more comfortable as a 'Woman'

Artoria also had several things on her plate, Like her new 'Son' Mordred and Several things in Camelot getting worse...

(A/N: Yay she's a woman again!đŸ„ł)

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