1 1 TRUCK-KUNS SKY DIVE OPERATION

---Mc's POV-----w

'So i just jump off right? Off the plane?' somehow I was beginning to regret spontaneously deciding I'm gonna be jumping off a plane for my vacation. I'm not really sure if it was the 10,000 feet drop staring at me or the incredibly vivid image in my head of me being splattered across the fields below - in disturbingly gruesome detail that I could not for the life of me tell how my brain came up with - I'm just gonna take a gamble and say all of the above.

'Oi Mort! We got a genius here, this dumbass kid over here thinks we flew all the way over here and gave him a parachute cause we wanted to put him to sleep.' says my very encouraging companion/guide to his friend, 'Kid jump off before I kick you!'

'Can you guys at least pretend to act like you care. ALSO aren't you guys meant to be gently coaxing me to-'

'THATS IT KID GET OFF' and he just kicked me off just like that, I mean HOW THE HELL ARE THESE GUYS STILL WORKING HERE I SWEAR.

After a full minute of screaming and begging all the Gods that I know to come and save me i realise it's actually pretty calming just plummeting down through this sea of clouds engulfing me its just being above everyone reminds me of Gojo Satorus famous quote, 'Throughout heaven and earth I alone am the honoured one' if I were to summarise this view it would be that. Damn I sound like some enlightened monk that has just reached nirvana or something- oh its time to pull the zipper.

WAIT. OH NO. IT CAN'T BE! There was sweat dripping down in beads on my face. As I was trembling I fell faster and faster with gravity's icy grip grabbing hold of my body against my will forcing me closer to the ground. This was the worst possible situation.

I LEFT THE STOVE DIDN'T I.

welp that's a situation for another time. I pull the zipper and descend slowly with the help of the parachute.

Vibrant colours encased themselves around the world they were a divine mix of luscious green fields that stretched on for miles, a breath-taking azure coloured sky that wrapped itself neatly similar to a ribbon around the sky and froffy white blobs glided through the sky. This scene felt like only the Gods should be welcomed to vi-

'Hey amateur Shakespeare stop trying to increase the word count and get on with it'

*AHEM* moving on...

hm what's that? it seems to be getting closer, HUH IS THAT TRUCK KUN ON A HANG GLIDER. WHY IS HE GETTING CLOSER

Those were my last thoughts before i got hit by truck-kun on a hang glider.

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'Hello. Hello. Testing.' says an calm elderly voice that sounds remarkably similar to someone very famous, i just couldn't put my finger on it.

'Hello? Could you tell me where I am?' i say as I stood up from where I lay and come face to face with the MORGAN FREEMAN. Wow first a flying truck now Morgan Freeman bet no one has experienced that.

'Yes you are quite the unique existence. You see you were actually meant to die 2 years ago by a falling plant pot' eh isn't that quite a dumb way to die 'but under miraculous circumstances it missed you just narrowly, aren't you a lucky one. So ever since then we've been trying to kill- i mean test how far your luck goes' he was just about to say kill wasn't he.

'I swear i wasn't thinking that' huh did he just read my mind, wait let me try this - boku no pico was an underrated masterp- 'Stop there, do not continue that thought'.

'Anyway so i wanted to ask, are you God?'

'Hmmmmm if we are going by what you as humans would perceive as God such as omnipotency, omnisciency and the like then i can be classified as such but i am just one of the many cogs that allow the omniverse to flow so i would rather categorise myself as a ROB as described in many fanfics as you call them.

'Also if you can hear my thoughts don't you already know what else I want to ask'

'Of course so let me explain *AHEM* Welcome to Limbo where you are given three options: you can either spend the rest of eternity in your eternal perfect paradise, be placed back into your worlds reincarnation cycle and lose all of your memories or carry on your experience into another world with new powers and abilities that may or may not be foreign to you' huh isn't this one of the easiest possible choice a person can get. 'I knew you would think that so let us proceed quickly...'