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The boy, who was being abducted by the aliens, saw Hector running towards him. Him being a nerd for all things old school, he immediately recognised, "M-Mr President? MR PRESIDENT! SAVE MEEEE!"
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But Hector, Moony and Logan, who were excited not long ago, now felt pitty and awkward. Saving the kid was not even on their top 10 to-do list at the time.
They simply kept rushing towards the alien ship, their ride out of the planet. The ship was big, but Hector reckoned it was most likely part of another larger mother ship in the orbit.
"JUMP INTO THE BEAM!" He shouted at the other two.
The entry pass into the ship was with that little boy. So the three of them leapt to catch him. Hector was the first, grasping the boy in his arms. Moony grabbed onto Hector's pants and Logan held Moony's fur.
"I'm slipping! Moony's fur is too soft," Logan voiced.
Hector looked down, used his telekinesis and pushed Logan up to Moony's neck. "There you go,"
The whole process was just a few seconds long, but to them, it felt like a minute. They felt their bodies as light as a feather in that beam of light. Alien technology was really amazing, Hector thought.
"What's the plan next?" Logan inquired.
*WOOSH*
Before Hector could reply, a bright light flashed in front of their eyes. It was the moment of truth. *CLANK* *BAM*
It was a classic standoff. Various noises of metals and guns being loaded were heard before Hector, Moony or Logan could restore their vision. But when it did, they found dozens of guns aimed at them from all around.
In the middle of the enemy group was a blue-skinned man with a fish fin-like antenna on the head. He addressed Hector, "Unga Bunga Bunga..."
Just now Hector realised, he forgot a big thing. He had no idea about the languages of aliens. "What the heck are you saying, son?"
The blue man got angry and aimed his big shotgun-like weapons at Moony. It was a big mistake, and it wasn't Hector who moved, it was Logan, the overprotective, self-proclaimed extra dad of Moony. *SLASH*
Eyes dumbly blinked and stared at the weapon being split into tiny pieces. The blue man jumped back in fright, ordering his men to open fire. Fools didn't remember they had also abducted a kid.
"AAAA...!" the boy shouted in fear.
Hector, Moony and Logan jumped to cover the little boy from all around, taking all the bullets and energy shots at their backs. For the first time, Hector felt a handheld weapon pinch him enough to register. Logan also took it like a champ, healing in an instant. So did Moony.
They fired non-stop for a whole minute, they didn't stop until only a cloud of dust and smoke was visible. The blue man waved his hand and stopped them. He was angry, as he just remembered about the boy they came here to take, not these uninvited guests.
The dust eventually settled, leaving behind a spectacular sight of all three intruders protecting the boy from bullets. Their backs were riddled with some damage to the clothes, but the skin remained clear. Moony's fur had also grown back already.
The three were pissed now though. Hector took out the small pistol he had taken from Kamar Taj, "Bitch, that pinched *BOOM*"
"AAARGH!"
In an instant, a guy from the crowd got vaporised into nothingness, as if he wasn't even standing there. Not just his flesh but also his clothes and the gun he held went missing. This was a bloody shocker to all eyes.
~What was that?~ Moony asked with barks.
Hector honestly had no idea. He was just bluffing with them, "I don't know, and I don't care anymore."
With a wide grin on his face, now he aimed the gun at the crowd again. This time all of them got terrified and tried to run away from the gun's line of sight. As the situation was going out of control, the blue man finally set his Universal Translator to the right settings. "Easy... Easy there, big guy. What are you doing with that atomic disintegrator? It's a banned technology by Nova Corp."
~Sweet, it seems Yao's master was not worthless after all,~ Hector was happy. "Tell your men to drop their guns, or I will shoot again,"
The blue man agreed, "Do as this man says, boys. Now, let me introduce myself, I am Yondu Udonta, a Captain of a Ravager clan that goes by the same name. Now, I have an offer for you in return for your safe passage back to the planet. You give me that gun, I let you go."
The three looked at each other's faces. "Wowowowo..." Moony laughed in his language.
"Poor guy," Logan sighed in pity.
While Hector had a devilish smile, "Kid, you seem to have a wrong idea of the situation you are in. I am hijacking this god damn ship... and your clan."
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Yondu looked at his crew, "D-Did I hear it right? They want to take my ship?"
The entire crew nodded their heads scaredly. Their weapons did nothing to the three intruders, and the enemy had a weapon that could damage them.
"Can you repeat what you said? I heard you want to hijack this ship?" Yondu asked again, in disbelief that someone would try to snatch a ship from him, who was professionally into such business.
Once again, Hector announced, but with his introduction, "I am Hector King Washington, I am taking over this ship. Submit or die. Besides, you all numbskulls, according to the Ravager code, you are forbidden to commit crimes such as kidnapping and/or trafficking children." He showed the little boy, scaredly standing and holding his index finger. "This looks like child trafficking to me,"
Noises erupted among the crew members. A particular one was too vocal, "I knew we couldn't trust Yondu. I told you all he'd doom us all. We will be exiled from Ravagers now."
*WHISTLE* Yondy angrily started at the alien, the Yaka Arrow hovering in front of his face, "Shut up, Taserface, or do you want to welcome a few more scars? On the front and back of the skull?"
~I nearly forgot this Yondu is still an asshole,~ Hector thought to himself. But, he still didn't want to kill the man as he didn't give Peter to Ego after the kidnapping, the guy had some heart for sure.
Yondu turned back to Hector, "How do you know about Ravager code? Leave it, I can't let you three go now. Who will tell the other clans if there are no witnesses?"
It was a clear cut threat. And threats never work for Hector, they make him even more prone to violence. Without care, he walked straight towards Yondu. "You know, there is supposed to be a thing called honour among thieves. But it seems you never had someone, a parent, to guide you,"
"What the heck are you blabbering about? I don't need any guidance. I am a self-made man. So what if I was a slave, I fought for my freedom, I fought for the air I breathe today. I earned all this. NO ONE! No one can take this from me while I live," Yondu looked agitated, he was not sure if he could win, but his resolve was clear. Being the captain mattered to him a lot. It was his life's work.
Hector didn't know about Yondu's past. He was a slave, this was new information. "A slave? Then should you not know the plight of being forced against their will, being chained? You have experienced misery yourself. Then why do you inflict the same on others?"
*SNAP!*
Yondu soon found himself being stared down by the towering man, just a foot away from him. His Yaka Arrow was already in the man's grasp, held right above his chest.
*Whistle*
Nothing happened, the arrow tried to twitch, that's it. Yondu sighed, a bit of disappointment and defeat clear in his face. He knew he was no match. So he deactivated the arrow, "You won. I hope you go by pirate rules, take whatever you want, but leave my crew. As long as they are alive, I can always get back up."
*PAT* Hector, all of a sudden, patted Yondu's shoulder, having no intention of leaving the ship anymore. "Haha, good boy, you know your limits. So, from now on, you will be my captain. Meanwhile, I will be your leader and you may call me—Mister President!"
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