176 176. Raining Presidents
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The Democratic Republic of Congo,
The country was neither democratic nor a republic. But as Juliet said, what's in the name? Hector was here to outbid the Chinese bros who had arrived in this resource-rich land to buy their cobalt mines.
Why did they arrive? Sadly, it can be attributed to bad western world policies. He had initially set plans in motion so that the United States could cash in when the world finally started turning to EVs.
But since the last two presidents and various world leaders were so pro-oil, they simply moved out of DRC. So now, the Chinese were here as they knew the worth of these precious minerals. Hector would outbid them as he was already going to fuck Earth up; he might as well suck it dry while at it.
Not just that, Hector was going nuclear about messing up the planet. He cared about not harming the air around places where people live, and the same with the rivers. The rest of the areas can be exploited to the max.
"Mister King, I would like to gift you something for today's historic deal. I heard you like wild animals. So I gift you this family of silverback gorillas. A mother, father and son." The president of DRC, who was not going to live for too long after the mad soul selling contract he had signed, offered.
A truck with a cage stopped beside him, and the cloth was taken off its back. "GRAAAA!"
"WOOOOF!" Moony barked back at the papa Gorilla.
Hector felt sad for them, seeing how scared they were and the male was trying to protect the female and the child. "I appreciate your gift, president. Moony, go and play with them."
Moony nodded and trotted close to the cage. He then had an excellent talk with the big Gorilla. "Bow wow wowo!" ~Don't worry, my dad will take care of you.~
Moony tried to make sure the little Gorilla family was not tensed out. Then they were all put on the plane with Hector, and they flew away.
Hector watched the news on the flight, "Haha, it's been a month since Stark was kidnapped? He should be getting his ass whooped right now,"
He was in no hurry to save the guy. Even the Army won't be able to help him sooner as SHIELD was not assisting. But Hector was going there anyway, as he had a strong boy to recruit into SHIELD.
Hector looked out of the window at the African forests, "Kennedy, look down there. What would you say if I told you there is a secret super high-tech city with alien-level advanced tech?"
Kennedy looked down, and all he saw were trees and animals, "Then I would say, 'Oh wow!' and sit back and drink."
(￣▽￣)"
Hector was amazed by his calmness, "Not shocked?"
Kennedy shrugged, "You are the president who runs two fucking Galaxies, and I'm supposed to be amazed by a secret city? Even a god falling from the sky will be just another day at this point,"
"Oh, that's supposed to happen next year," Hector blurted without thinking much.
(°ロ°)
"I need a bloody drink. Where are we going anyway?" Kennedy walked to the bar.
"Kandahar,"
"Afghanistan? For that Stark boy?" he wondered.
"Yes and no. Now, where is that boy, Moony? Diana will complain if I let him get dirty again," Hector quickly got up and went to the back of the plane.
Kennedy sighed while smiling alone, "Just get married, dammit,"
...
In the cargo hold of the plane, Moony had jumped into the cage of the Gorillas with magic and was now playing with them.
"Yes, my dad is awesome. But wait till you see my mom. She is the best. She gives me treats every time I pee and poo in the toilet. Hehe..." Moony happily talked with his new friends.
He had made them calm and happy.
...
Kandahar, Afghanistan,
Kandahar was a city located in the south of Afghanistan. It was not beautiful anymore. Nothing in the Middle East was beautiful anymore. Thanks to the constant war, first with the USSR and now the US and Russian involvement, the land was like a testing ground for weapons.
Hector hated to see this. He imagined the unique architecture these lands once possessed. Maybe human life was not great, but the place was pretty. From Islamic to Buddhist and Hindu temples, all present in one place called Afghanistan, the graveyard of Empires.
Currently, the city of Kandhar was being raided by a special team of United States Armed Forces' best soldiers. Under Operation Cerberus, a death squad was formed. Of course, the Death Squad was very illegal as it aimed to conduct specifically targeted killings that Congress did not sanction.
But this one operation went wrong, and now the team was stuck, half of them dead and the other half having suffered injuries. The commander of the unit has lost an arm alone.
But then one brave and mad soldier rushed out, jumping straight towards the enemies and killing them like a murder machine. He was like an animal on a hunt.
However, the real animals were arriving. *Grrrr...* The sound of plane engines echoed over the whole city. All stuck soldiers looked at each other's faces, wondering if it was backup or an airstrike.
It was night, so they were able to see the sky clearly. But to their shock, a fucking passenger aircraft was passing by at a low altitude with all its lights on and the cargo hanger left open.
"Is that backup?" they wondered.
"NO! Don't expect any. Our team is a secret. We either win or die," their commander, Ray Schoonover, destroyed their hopes.
However, just then, they heard the sound of something falling at high speed.
...
"Why do I have to go?" Kennedy complained.
"Son, you are a super soldier; act like one. And look at you, tall and heavy muscular build. You can squash skulls with your hands. Moony, get ready. You are going to help that boy, Frank Castle." He ordered from the plane's cargo ramp.
"What will you do?" Kennedy inquired.
Hector's face grew a wicked grin, "You know, these men aren't supposed to be here. They are here on an illegal mission, acting as part of an illegal death squad created by the order of the President. This means it's a treasure trove for me. Bwahaha..."
"Poor guy, I pity him." Kennedy sighed.
*BEEP*
The lights turned green; it was their cue to jump. Hector pushed Kennedy first with a parachute. Then Hector and Moony jumped with nothing, as they had no fall damage.
*SHOOOOOO...*
As if rockets headed towards the land. Moony didn't forget to howl to ensure maximum fear in the enemy's hearts. He was a bad boy tonight.
*BOOM*
Hector landed straight in the middle of the stuck army soldiers. The sand flew around, making them shut their eyes. Moony landed right on the terrace of the building nearby and started ripping apart men with their AKs. Kennedy was still coming down.
"God bless America, right? It seems God heard you," Hector's words felt like the devil's speech to them. They gulped and waited.
Then slowly, the dust settled, revealing the six stars on the red coat's shoulder—the long white beard and hair and, finally, a cigar in the mouth. Eyes widened, and jaws fell open.
"M-MR PRESIDENT?!"
"FATHER?"
"GENERAL?"
"FUCK!" the last one was the guy who knew he was dead meat now. And he was the commanding officer.
Hector looked around, and there were many wounded soldiers. He took out vials of Moony's saliva and threw them one each, "Apply them to your wounds. It will heal,"
"GIVE ME ONE!" Ray Schoonover asked for one too.
Hector shook his head, "Oh no-no, not you, lad. You are my prized trophy, my ticket to ensure this fuckery that the President started ends. You thought you could fund this little illegal operation with the drug money? But, sad for you, I returned—not from death. I was just on a long vacation."
Hector's voice was recognisable to all of the boys. They were all older men in their late twenties or more. They had seen Hector resign from his office when they were young. And hence, they were very patriotic about him.
"W-What? Drug money? I thought we were doing official work." Billy Russo questioned.
Hector sighed, "Of course, you were doing official work illegally sanctioned by the President. Ray Schoonover? I'd say Ray Bend-over now. Because man, you're about to get nailed in the ass by the court."
"I didn't do it alone! A-AND YOU HAVE NO AUTHORITY!" Ray Schoonover shouted quickly.
"I do have the authority as per the Constitution of the United States of America, Article 87 and NATO article 35; the Grand General is the highest serving rank that commands over all of the Military of the United States and the Allied Nations." He replied.
Scoffing, Hector walked up to him, "I know. The leader is William J. Rawlins III, nicknamed Agent Orange, the former Director of Covert Operations for the CIA. His ass will be drilled too, don't worry. You sleep for now. *BAM*"
"The rest of you, get up and keep this man alive. I shall go inside and see what's going on." He ordered them and left.
But as soon as he left, Kennedy dropped down. He looked around at the confused soldiers and the unconscious armless body, "Ugh... what did I miss?"
"It's raining presidents today! GOD! I want to fuck Angelina Jolie." A soldier randomly shouted while looking at the sky. A few seconds passed, and nothing happened. Finally, he embarrassingly lowered his head.
"FUCK!"
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