107 107. Horny Hala
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[A/N: All the major combatants involved in World War II used pornography as a small part of their psychological operations (PSYOP) strategy. Mostly this involved dropping propaganda leaflets using sexual themes from the air, in an attempt to demoralise enemy soldiers at the front.]
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Hala was a heavily secured planet as it was also the capital of the Kree Empire in Greater Magellanic Cloud, a dwarf galaxy that orbited the Milky Way.
Hector already set the destination to the small galaxy. At the same time, he started to plan things out. He will be needing the help of his clan this time. They have grown much more faithful ever since the gruesome execution of Taserface.
He gathered about 20 most trusted members and told them about their mission. Most first tried to object, but after hearing about getting so much money and their records clean, they decided to do it.
"I and Moony will go and kill their prisoner alone. At the same time, Logan, Yondu and Adam Warlock will lead you men in teams to spread chaos on Hala. Our goal is to direct the attention of Hala's forces to the mayhem.
"Now, I know an easy way. Kree Empire is an authoritarian state that governs through propaganda and constant wars. They have banned most sorts of entertainment, such as music, movies and dancing. They only want their people to work and fight.
"What happens when music and porn start being played all around the planet? Yes, chaos. Adam here has written an algorithm that will give us at least 30 minutes to complete our mission. However, we need more time, at least an hour. Hence, I have something from my home planet. It's called pepper bomb. When people start gathering in large numbers due to the sudden music and porn, you throw these bombs among them.
"When they are coughing and are unable to see, you randomly punch a man, tease a female Kree and basically start a riot. Them being a fighter race, they will jump into it."
"What does the pepper bomb do?" one of them asked.
"See it yourself," Logan randomly picked up a bomb from the box and threw it at the crowd, unleashing the menace that would suffocate them until they dropped down and started throwing up.
Hector and Moony were unaffected because they stopped breathing. They enjoyed seeing the men being trained... or tortured.
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Hala,
Hector did not dare to use his own ship to land on the planet. Rather, he used a burner ship provided by the Nova Corps to land on the planet, disguised as merchants.
Hector had also changed his uniform and tied his chair in a ponytail on the back. At the same time, he painted his beard, hair black and face red. Moony's fur was also painted red. Logan remained as is but just wore a hat. Adam Warlock was too recognisable due to his golden skin, so he was painted green. Yondu was not painted as he already looked Kree blue.
Blue was considered the colour of purity in the Kree Empire, the more blue one was the more pure Kree he was. Hector scoffed when he learnt that, ~I guess racism is not just worldwide, it's universal.~
"You know what to do. Moony, let's go." Hector headed out on his own. His main goal was to first roam around in the market and wait until the rest start spreading chaos.
He had already memorised the map that would lead him to the underground prison. It was harder to navigate this planet than a beehive. There were just too many ways. It was a highly advanced planet with tall buildings covering most of the planet's surface. Even the skies always had a cloudy look and that made it seem depressive.
"Fuck, they even painted the buildings metallic black, who even does that?" he muttered in disgust.
~I like pink, orange and red.~ Moony added.
Hector sighed, he knew this wouldn't do well either. The best paint for any building was white or light grey. Though he liked the fact that there were no slaves on the planet. Or maybe they were kept hidden.
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Yondu, Adam and Logan each had a special device that could wirelessly hack into the systems and spread music and porn all around the planet. Each device was different with different programming, this would make it so that the Kree forces can't quickly fix things up.
They all went to different parts with a few men each. After taking positions, it was Logan's first move. ~Ugh, I hate this work,~
Putting his hand in the pocket, he pressed a button, while still eating a lollipop, since he could not smoke in public. In an instant, the various screens all around him, on the side of the roads, on the walls of the buildings and on the various datapads of the people, glitches started to appear. But, they didn't last too long.
♫Boney M. – Rasputin♫
The song started to play, it was one of the best dance music out there on Earth. But with the sound came the visuals and they were not safe for kids or work.
"AH... AH... AH! FUCK ME, DADDY! YESSSS... PUT IT IN! ALL OF IT!"
Logan frowned, "What the... is this President's kink or something?"
But porn and music worked. Krees were mostly human-like and procreated like humans. They too indulged in the addiction of flesh. But they didn't have porn on their planet or music.
So when they saw both of these combined, let's just say, a lot of Kree mountains were hardened and Kree pillars were erected. People started to gather up and watch what was happening. Some drooling, some dreamily looking at it. Couples held each other's hands tightly. They all felt horny.
Logan looked around himself and saw the clan members were already at work, throwing the pepper bomb. They slid around slowly in the crowd. They would randomly pinch some asses, boobies or smack someone. They would push people around to anger them. Slowly a chain reaction started and a riot-like situation erupted.
~Who would have thought that porn and music can be a weapon?~
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Everyone had timed their watches, so next was Yondu's turn to do it. He pressed the button and a new song and porn started.
♫Queen - We Will Rock You♫
"Ah! MOMMY! MAKE ME YOUR LITTE BOY! YES! sooo good...!"
Yondu's brows rose, "What the fuck is this? Who fantasises about their own mother? Earth is one messed-up planet."
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♫Michael Jackson – Beat It Lyrics♫
"Ah yes, fill all my holes, make me your little slut. OH! This is so hot... fill me up!"
Adam looked at the porn and felt like he believed in god now. ~This is inhuman. Why would a female allow multiple men to treat her in such a way?~
They successfully did what they came to do. Now it was all up to Hector. But the three did wonder one thing, where did Hector get all these things? Where is this music and porn from?
But what they didn't know was that there was another person who had to find and store these degenerative things.
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3 days ago,
Hector was sitting in his room, planning for the mission. Just then he came up with the idea of distracting the Kree people with some culture. And what better place to find than Earth?
"Boy, make a portal to Yao," he ordered.
This time Moony made a small window big enough for Hector's head. "Yao, I want you to store all the most degenerative porn and the best dance music in this drive here."
Ancient One was taken aback, "You want me to get you porn?"
"It's not for me, Yao. It's for a mission. This is related to work and a mission I have taken... why are your eyes telling me you don't believe me?"
She chuckled, "It's okay, men always deny having kinks. I will get Mordo to head to Japan and bring some culture from there."
And this way, not just Logan, Adam and Yondu, but even the Ancient One was traumatised by tentacles when searching through the library.
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Back on Hala,
Hector finally got an opportunity to enter the door leading to the underground of the city. The guards from all around the planet were rushing to stop the horny riots.
"Moony, my son. We might be the first invaders who won because of porn."
~Dad, do you watch porn too?~ Moony asked.
Hector looked away and focused on the work, "Ah, look, we need to take a left from here. I hope they kept the prisoner where we hypothesised."
Moony rolled his eyes and barked, ~STOP! Don't change the subject, dad. You horny!"
*BONK* And finally, Moony did it, he cutely jumped and bonked his paw on his dad's head.
However, Moony received a knock on his head too, *BONK* "Son, don't try to act all angelic. I've seen you hump the shit out of that teddy bear. It was white when I bought it, now it looks yellow,"
Moony's eyes twirled anxiously, "WOOF!" he sped up.
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