38 Stink Eye!

"What's with the stink eye?"

Naraku was rather confused; she had been woken up by Limulu slamming the front door. And now after she had gotten up she found Limulu sitting on the couch with a TV remote stuck in the TV.

Limulu looked at Naraku very seriously and said, "I don't have a girlfriend"

"..."

*step step step*

"Where are you going!"

-

In the end, Limulu wasn't able to catch up with Naraku, so she sat back on the couch.

She went to grab the TV remote but realized that it was stuck in the TV…

Just as she was about to ask Mars to order one-

"Limulu, Tony is at the door"

Tony arrived.

Limulu froze before saying, "Open the door"

"Why are you here."

"Is your 'dad' not welcome?"

*Zap*

"Ack!"

-

A couple of minutes later, after Tony had fixed his afro and burn marks, he sat down.

"What's with your stink eye?"

*Tic*

Limulu glared at Tony, She put up with Naraku because it was Naraku, but with Tony, she wanted to zap him again. However, feeling that might kill him, she restrained herself.

So once again, Limulu put on a very serious face and looked at Tony.

"I don't have a girlfriend"

*PHH!*

Tony was so shocked that he somehow spit out a drink without having drank anything.

*Crackle*

"Ahem, why are you concerned about such a thing?"

Tony cleverly started to speak so as not to get zapped.

"Ah?"

Limulu was stunned. Why was she concerned about it?

"Umm… Because…"

Seeing Limulu take so long, Tony cut in.

"Even if you get one, you don't have anything down there, meaning you would have no pleasure in having-"

*ZAP!*

She shouldn't have ever hoped for good advice from Tony.

-

"Hello, Pepper, can you send a car to pick Tony up? He passed out."

"Is Tony alright? How did it happen?"

"Um… Just send a car"

*Beep*

Limulu hung up. She couldn't tell Pepper that she electrocuted her boyfriend…

After dragging Tony to the front gate Limulu left. She was going to look for a girlfriend. Why? … Did she need a reason?

-

By using [camouflage] which she gained from eating a gecko along with [Temperature manipulation] and [Interference] she got from cuttlefish Limulu was able to go virtually invisible to almost everything. 

Anyways Limulu was flying over New York to do operation "Save the damsel in distress."

Seeing a girl being robbed by a group of 'gangsters' Limulu swooped in.

*BANG*

Limulu swooped in right on the 'gangsters' heads.

Then Limulu gave a superhero pose to the girl.

However-

"AHHH!"

The smoke kicked up from Limulu's landing blocked the girl's sight, so the girl thought that something had fallen and smashed the 'Gangsters' to death. So she screamed thinking someone died.

Limulu instinctually teleported away as if she were guilty.

However, after teleporting about on top of the building, she realized that she didn't do anything wrong? (I hope the gangsters can recover.)

Anyways she deemed attempt one as a failure and took to the skys once again.

-

About an hour later, Limulu had racked up twelve failures. It was as if the world didn't want her to get a girlfriend.

After her first attempt, she no longer landed on them but landed outside the alley and then walked in and beat them up.

She tried that five times. However, four of the times, the girls gave her some money and said thank you before walking away. The last time the girl she saved walked up to her, rubbed her head, said, "Little sister, being a superhero is dangerous." And told her that she should stop before walking away.

The last girl didn't even give me money!

For the rest of the attempts, she tried different things, of which the closest was when she tried to play mysterious.

It worked at first, as the girl was overly enthusiastic. Until she saw that she was a little girl, to which the girl showed a disgusted face and walked away.

Limulu felt that girl was a bad person so she knocked her out, drew a poop on her chin with a sharpie, and threw her into the garbage can.

Anyways, Limulu decided that she would try one last time! 

So she once again took to the skies and searched around before finding a purple-haired girl who was surrounded by gangsters.

It was a bit dusty there, so she couldn't see much, but she decided to retry her first attempt.

*swoosh*

*Bang!*

Limulu landed a superhero landing right in the middle of the gangsters causing a shockwave that sent them flying!

Then Limulu threw a stone at the last gangster's back, which caused a cracking sound and knocked him out! 

"S-s- So cool!"

Hearing the girl Limulu put on a smug smile and looked towards her.

However, seeing that it was a little kid, Limulu's smug smile twitched.

"Can you teach me how you did that!?"

The girl's name was Mindy Macready, and she was a wannabe superhero called 'hit girl'

Limulu looked at her and just teleported away, she was depressed. It seems that 13 failures mean that she is destined not to get a girlfriend.

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