4 Chapter 04: Goblin Slayer !!
Quick explanation, Tier means nothing !! this is just a system for me the author to identify what type of Enemy the MC is facing !! The Tier system will also help me to know how many wings the MC has !! It's just that!!! In the game what matters is only the level and status !!
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Chapter 04: Goblin Slayer !!
This is fucking bullshit! Lvl 500? A goblin shouldn't have that kind of level! He is one of the initial monsters in every MMORPG, they should be cannon fodder!
This is a shit game!
"Something tells me that you know something" Natasha, who was close to me, said.
"Indeed", I replied with a small smile, "That little green guy is the reason why I came to this place"
"What is that?" Steve asked.
Oh, he is not very big into games. Well, being stuck for a few decades is bad for your health, you can't even recognize a goblin when you see one.
"Isn't that a goblin?" When I was about to answer Steve's question, Tony Stark appeared and spoke the obvious.
As expected of a Nerd !! A partner!! Although, I still don't like you !! Because even though you are a Nerd like me, you are a playboy! I am jealous!
Soon Thor and Hulk join the party ... Hmm, am I forgetting someone? Oh yeah. The arrow man, by the way, where is he?
I look around for him, but when I look up to a nearby building, I see him there standing on top of a gargoyle statue. He was watching the goblin as if he was a hawk.
Does he think he's Batman or something?
"Hey big guy, you stole a lot of Exp from me this time" I told Hulk.
Hulk looks at me and just roars like an animal.
"Ugh", some of his saliva flew over me; that's disgusting.
I'm glad I used the tin man as a shield.
"What are you doing?" Tony asked.
"Using you as a shield?" I answered.
I ignore Tony and look at Thor.
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[Synchronization: 6%]
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Suddenly, a memory appears in my head.
Two men were naked in a giant golden palace, in this palace, you could see several naked women ...
Yep, Lucifer participated in an orgy. Of course, he would, right? My father, can I still be considered a virgin?
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[Updated relationships!]
-Thor Odinson, an old friend. 95+ (Alive)
-Frigga, she never forgot that night. 90+ (Alive)
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I just looked at Frigga's name in shock ... Fuck !! Lucifer!! Can't you control your little brother !? First it was Eve, then it was Hera, and now it's Frigga !?
Don't tell me that you lay with all the queens in all the pantheons !?
I look at my relationship status in a hurry.
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[Relationships:
-Lilith, she is deeply obsessed with you. 150+ (Alive)
-Eve, she never forgot her first man. 100+ (Dead?)
-God, worried about his son. 100+ (Alive)
-Miguel, feels jealous and envious of you. -100 (Alive)
-Mazikeen, happy, worried. She is your daughter. 100+ (Alive)
-Hera, she never forgot her first man. 70+ (Alive)
-Zeus, he wants you dead. -100 (Alive)
-Frigga, she never forgot that night. 90+ (Alive) * NEW *
-Natalia Alianovna, confused, cautious, intrigued, afraid. 45+ (Alive)
-Thor Odinson, an old friend. 95+ (Live)] * NEW *
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I breathe a sigh of relief, why am I relieved? Because I have no other king god hunting me! Odin is an understandable god. Maybe he doesn't know anything, although I very much doubt that he doesn't know anything. After all, doesn't he have those special eyes or something? How do those eyes work? Did he get all the information from the universe or something?
I also realized that there are no longer those questions <????> in my relationship status, which means that I met all the people close to Lucifer.
"Lucifer, my friend !!" Thor said when he saw me and, looking at me with bright eyes, hugged me.
* Bam! Bam! *
When he hugged me, he hit me hard on the back.
Seriously, if my back wasn't sturdy because I was an angel I think there would have been some broken bones there, hmm ... Do angels have bones? After all, they are beings created from light, aren't they?
"Thor, you are the same carefree guy as ever, huh? Shouldn't you be preparing to take the throne? " I asked as I walked away.
"Hahahaha, don't worry about it! I haven't seen you in a while, let's go somewhere! " Thor spoke as he started to follow me, but suddenly he stopped walking and said, "Oh! I will take you to Asgard first! My mom wants to meet you for some reason. "
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"Cough, Thor, my friend, shouldn't we solve this problem first?" I say pointing to the goblin who was looking at the building and walking around with curiosity.
I don't want to visit Asgard! I don't want to receive the wrath of a man who received the green hat!
"What is it? I never saw this creature in the seven kingdoms! "
"Do you know each other?" Natasha asked curiously.
"Yes, we participated in an orgy in the past" I replied.
* Whistle! *
"You said something interesting, my friend. About this orgy, can I participate? " Tony spoke while showing his face.
I raise my eyebrows, wasn't he married or something? I think Pepper Potts was her name?
"Yep, you can participate, but I don't know if Asgard's women would want to sleep with you"
"Why?"
"Well, you're a tin man, so you don't have the warrior down there, right?" I answer smiling.
Natasha laughed a little at what I said.
"This is armor !!" Tony screamed
"Hahahahaha, don't worry, Tony !! You can participate !! But you have to be a strong warrior !! After all, Asgard's women like strong men !!"
Tony's face went dark when he heard Thor.
Because he speaks so much <!!!> in his words !?
"What about him? He doesn't look like a strong guy, "Tony said, pointing at Lucifer.
"Don't be fooled by his good looks, he's probably the strongest of us" Steve spoke in a serious tone, he had never taken his eyes off the Goblin who started having sex with a car ...
Despite Globin's stupid appearance, Steve's instincts were sending constant warnings that that little guy was a danger.
"Hahahaha! It is true, after all, he is the strongest angel in heaven! "
"Angel?" Tony raised an eyebrow.
"Indeed" I replied with a smile, "My name is Lucifer Morningstar, I have many names and titles, but I am known mainly as <The devil>"
Tony opened his mouth in shock, he didn't even doubt if I was real or not. After all, Thor was not known for lying. I sigh, why do they never believe me when I say I'm the devil? They never believe, do they?
Without me noticing, Hulk was staring at the goblin; all of a sudden, he roared and jumped towards the goblin!
The goblin who was practicing the act of reproducing with the exhaust pipe of a car suddenly jumps back and picks up an ax of stone that he is carrying.
Surprising everyone (except for me), the goblin dodges Hulk's blow and attacks him in the face.
* Booooom! *
The goblin's attack was so strong that it made a loud noise.
The result? Hulk flew towards some buildings and destroyed them in the process.
Seeing this demonstration of power, I shake my head at myself. As I thought, this is a shitty game !! A goblin shouldn't have that strength!
I'm not even worried about Hulk, I know he is fine; after all, he was also known for his regeneration. Although in the movies, this feature was too nerfed.
Hmm, am I in the movie universe? After all, my existence and that of the game should not exist in that universe.
"This creature is strong," Thor said in a surprisingly serious tone.
"Yes" Steve agreed, he looks at me, and asks:
"Any idea?"
"<Goblins> although they are very stupid, are a surprisingly intelligent race. You should not give him time to learn from you, you have to make a decisive attack." Normally, in video game games, you would just need to launch a magic attack on the goblin then he would die. But, since he has a 500% buff, I think that wouldn't work, I have to exploit the obvious weaknesses of a goblin.
Yes, boys !! It's time to embody the goblin slayer !!
"So they are weak to unexpected attacks, huh?" Steve spoke.
I agreed: "Yes, as you can see he is very strong, but he has obvious weaknesses that we can exploit."
"... What if we try to talk to him?" Steve asked.
I looked at Steve: "They are extra-dimensional enemies, they came to this universe to conquer. You may not know it, but he is just a <wild Goblin>"
"What does that mean?" He asked.
"It means that he is just cannon fodder, he is just a normal goblin who got lost in his world, and for some reason, he came into this universe; he is not even a soldier."
Everyone's faces get extremely dark when they hear what I said.
"Okay!!" I clap my hands to get their attention, "Now that you understand the gravity of the situation, let's 'talk' to that goblin!" I say as I take the staff of Hera from my inventory.
Why did I get the staff? Well, it has a 50% buff for spells! Thank you, my goddess, Hera! I will visit you in the future!
* Ding! *
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[Relationships updated!
--Hera, she is happy that you liked her gift! 80+ (Live)]
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Fuck !!
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Edited By: IsUnavailable
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