1 Rebirth!

"Ah! Huh!? Where am I? The last thing I remember a truck. Ok, I need to get my bearings, where am I? The only thing I see is white. Am I dead? Is this heaven? If so where is the golden city, the golden gates, St. peter?"

" Well, you are half right!" A booming voice yelled

" Argh!" The man yelled grabbing his ears. " What the hell? Who's there!?"

" I have many names. Mountain lion, the choclate axe, STAN. You may call me Tiffany!" The voice said

" Tiffany? Tiffany! Really, that's your name Tiffany."

" You got a problem with that brat?"

" Not at all sir. Tiffany is a very manly name."

" It shouldn't be. It's a woman's name." The voice said much to the annoyance of the man

" Ok, moving on where am I?"

" Sorry to tell ya kid, but you're dead."

" No shit sherlock, I'm pretty sure I figured that out when I saw that my body was all white. What I want to know is how."

" Yeaaaaah, see about that." The voice said with a hint of sarcasm in his voice

" What the hell did you do?"

" I might have accidentally killed you before your time was up."

" Okay, let me just clarify what has happened THAT asshole driving the truck ran a stop sign and killed me, I wasn't sent to heaven or hell, and I have been trapped here, all because you are a massive fuck-up! DID I MISS ANYTHING?" The man said sarcastically

" You know you didn't have to be so rude about it, but yeah that's about the sum of it." The voice clarified

" Great! So, all mighty ROB what now?"

" Well, I can't send ya to heaven or hell because you were killed by a divine being, oh the name's tiffany by the way."

" No, Rob is your name now." The man stated, giving tiffany no room to object.

" Fine, call me whatever you want jeez." The voice said feigning a hurt voice

" You sound like a teenage girl who just got dumped at prom."

" Wow man you go straight for the jugular, don't you?"

" Just get on it with it."

" Ok look, I can't send ya to heaven, but I can send you to another world. To be nice I'll even give you 3 wishes to go with it."

" Do I get to pick the world?"

" I can't let you do that it has to be random."

" Why?"

" Because, I can't have my boss figure out I fucked up."

" I hope he tears your throat out."

" You are an angry one aren't you. Look here just spin this."

The voice of rob said as it summoned a large pinwheel of universe's

" These are my choices huh. DC, Naruto, Bleach, One piece, Hunter x Hunter, Attack on titan, Marvel, Inuyasha, Full metal, Yuyu hakusho, Dragon ball. Not a single one of those is bad. All of them have super babes. All right let's give this damn thing a go."

The man said as he spun the wheel.

The wheel spun around and around for 3 minutes without showing signs of stopping. The continuous spinning annoyed the man greatly.

" Gah, what the hell is wrong with this thing it isn't stopping at all. What is this thing man?"

" Just calm down and give it a minute."

The voice said as the wheel continued spinning. Soon the wheel began to slow down and finally it stopped.

Snore. Snore.

" Hey young man, wake up the wheel stopped."

The voice said

" Huh!? What!?"

The young man said jerking up and awake.

" Oh, hey it finally stopped. Okay, what did I get?"

The young man asked as he viewed upon the wheel.

" Oh, I got marvel cool. Ok that's a good one. I don't know too much about the comics, but I think I know enough to skate by the big shit. Now, about those wishes. I already know one of them."

" Yeah? What is it?"

" I want you to make it so I'm immune to all life draining and reality warping bullshit. As in, I don't want to just suddenly be blinked out of existence by some random bullshit or have my life force stolen.

" Immune to certain powers. Got it! Next."

" Okay, I've been giving this some thought for some time, and I've decided."

The young man was saying before the voice cut him off

" Real quick, No, I can't make you superboy prime. That would disrupt the balance too much."

" Shit, okay plan b then. Make me Asura from asuras wrath."

The man said with conviction.

" That makes too much sense."

The voice mumbled

" WHAT WAS THAT!?"

The young man spoke up

" Nothing."

" Damn right nothing."

" Okay. Done your final wish."

The voice of the being said annoyed at the young man's who constantly berated him.

" You know with his abilities I should be able to contend with and overpower most of the heavy hitters. Hulk, Thor, Galactus, thanos, even the beyonders shouldn't be too much of a problem when asura is at his strongest. Super strength, super speed, Energy blasts, God level endurance. Is there anything else I really need? Can I hackle you for an extra wish?"

The young man asked

" What kind of wish are we talking?"

Rob asked

" I want a sword."

" You really want an extra wish, because you want a sword? If I say no, what are you going to do?"

" Yell as loud as I can for your boss and get you in trouble."

" Okay, look I can just give you a sword that's no big deal."

" It's a special sword."

" What kind of sword?"

" Wailing Dark."

" Fuck you!"

" Hey, you said I can get the sword, so I chose what I want."

" Now that's just a dick move. Fine, name your last wish already. God damn scammer."

" Nah! I'm good I just wanted to mess with you."

The young man said causing Rob to twitch in anger.

' Oh, you think you're funny huh brat' " Okay, there we go you've got your abilities and your sword, have fun kid."

The voice said with false happiness causing the young man to tremble in fear. The young man went to say something but was cut off as a portal opened up and he was flung though.

" Have fun being a mutant jackass! Hahahahahaha!"

The voice laughed as he revealed the race the young man would be.

" TIFFANY!"

A loud voice roared shaking the void

" Oh FUCK!"

Tiffany yelled as he ran away.