6 Oh.... That's nice...?

Luscious valleys of trees and plants covered Wang Xue's view, he seemed to think that even he would be lost here if it wasn't for the hand hurrying him! Goddammit! Why the f*ck is it all green!?!?!? I'm going to puke. With the twists and turns not to mention the vast green forest around him, it was only a matter of time before he vomits when he did though... somehow its rainbow color? Uhm... What? Is that really vomit? Looks more like a glob of unicorn poop. After a few relentless hours of vomiting or about to be vomiting, there was a large majestic building in front of him. It had a sharp aura to it and a unique flair? It was dark and gloomy with rotting trees and plants with mouths on them. With such a unique contrast, it looked more like a forbidden land then a sect!

Why the hell is it all sunshine and love on one side and a f*ckin creepy ass haunted place on the opposite side!?!? Miss Zhu lead him to the sect gates and bellowed

"Orchid Peak Leader Zhu requests entrance to Sect" *KERRANG* The massive rusty gate opened creaking as two young men came forth with a badge on their chest and two massive spears in their arms.

"Disciple Yang Ye greets Peak Leader Zhu"

"Disciple Xu Xan greets Peak Leader Zhu," The two voices said while bowing as they then flew back to their posts. Peak Leader Zhu and Wang Xue then went to Orchid Peak, it was quite the scenery. Flying swords everywhere. The occasional QI fluctuations. Even sometimes you can hear the moan of a female disciple crying 'Harder!' (AN: I'm done why did i do this). The place was very joyful and polychromatic. There was a bunch of voices, some were advertising for a mission, some for shops, some for duels. But something odd was that 95% of the people in the sect were males! Haaaah. It reminds me of the Reversing Polarity Sect. He thought and shook his head dejectedly, back then he wasn't a God during then... he was an arrogant and talented youth, it was fun to be praised and immortalized in legends. But that eventually led to the silent destruction of the sect, all just for one upstart.

He was lead to a hallway known as the Admission Hall that was filled with various crowds and... swords, he was then told to wait his turn as Miss Zhu instructed him.

"Now, wait in the queue until it's your turn then once you get your pass and immortal cave, visit the Skill Sharing Pavilion and select a skill book. I'll talk to the patriarch about you being a chosen." Sometime later, he exited the building with a token, with the middle being engraved with a black hole, he only gazed at it for a split-second before throwing it in the spatial ring. He then strolled around the street until he found the big pavilion in front of him with the words 'Skill Sharing Pavillion'. (Audience- Well No Shit it is the Skill Sharing Pavilion, It has the fucking name on it written in bold) He opened the door to find a quiet and peaceful environment unlike the bustling and rowdy atmosphere he felt before, there were some disciples reading a manual, another was sorting the collection while two others were chatting softly about a specific manual.

This will be my only safe place now. This is truly where I belong! He thought with a grin as he then looked over at the bookshelves, he didn't like places with a bunch of people as he was attuned with nature also his ears were sensitive to noises after the physical training. He skimmed his eyes across the bookshelf until he plucked one out, <Eternal Phoenix & Dragon>. Hey? Isn't this specifically tailored for me? What the f*ck? Is this a f*ckin coincidence? I can't be that lucky? He thought as he was reading the manual, it was a manual made by the 'Ancestor Of Skills' Gong Yun which could separate his mutated martial spirit but, he was dubbed 'Crazy Old Maniac' by Wang Xue.

Reason for? It was because once he was making a manual, he would never eat or sleep or even take a break, he bugged experts and mortals alike for inspiration for a manual. Once he stayed outside for 6 days straight just for Wang Xue to talk with him about the manual, he sighed about those days and decided to take it out.

He went over to an old man who was dozing off in his chair yet still gave that invisible pressure, he looked harmless yet with Wang Xue's intellect he knew it was a fake.

"Hey, old man! May I take this book?" He asked handing it over to the senile man.

"Well, I don't know... May you take this book?" The senile man replied as he carried a weary look and stroked his beard.

"Well, I don't know... May I take this book?" Wang Xue said while knitting his eyebrows.

"A worthy opponent I see! But! CAN YOU DO THIS?" The man then started to lean back on his seat as it extended backward making a straight line.

"F*ck! You got me right there." Wang Xue speechlessly exclaimed. He chuckled and replied.

"That's right. I am not going to meddle with you anymore. Go take the manual but..." He suddenly stopped before pointing a sharp look at Wang Xue. "You better bring it back within 7 days or else.... heheeheh" What!? WHAT!? WHADDYA MEAN OR ELSE?! OR ELSE WHAT!!??! Wang Xue screamed internally but on the outside, he gave an amicable smile and went off.

"How long has it been since the emergence of that spirit appeared in this world..." The old man gave a sigh and longingly looked out the window that was coincidentally placed on the wall in front of him. He then knitted his eyebrows and became displeased as he just received a mental message.

Haha! Old geezer, it looks like I was right! Now pay up or I'll let you suffer!

"Damn you! Why do I always bet against you." The old man muttered while reaching for his spatial pouch and flung 50 spirit-stones out from his pouch and sent it through the windows. While it flew out, commoners began to see a large amount of shooting stars. Many astronomers claimed it as Heaven's Will and it would grant multiple benefits to one who finds their destination.

Commoner A: Honey... do you see those stars flying above us?

Commoner B: Of course I do... Aren't they beautiful?

Commoner A: They are but they aren't as beautiful as you. So... will you... marry me?

Commoner B: OMG! Of course I do! I've been waiting for this moment in so lon-

Cultivator who was randomly walking on the streets: WTF!? THOSE AREN'T STARS! THEY ARE SPIRIT STONES!

This event was known as the Night of The Stars and what the two couples didn't know was that they would live a blissful life and became nobles. The End!

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