8 six

*now, in xia dynasty*

I'm currently in a room I don't know.

Looks pretty old.

Like I mean ancient, that kind of old.

I was in a bath tub.

Wait...

IS THIS BLOOD IN MY WATER?!?

Shoot. Am I on my...

I took a closer look after the water I was in.

Nope.

It was rose water.

Thank god.

But seriously though, couldn't I swapped at a more, ahem, appropriate time.

Like come on.

In the middle of my bath and naked?!

At first, I didn't believe that I time travelled. I thought I was on a prank show with hidden cameras all around.

That was until I looked at myself.

Like my body.

It wasn't mine.

I mean obviously, my long slender legs were gone, my toned stomach was replaced with a little baby fat, and god, no...

Gimme back my 36D...

I looked in the mirror to take a closer look.

Then I walked around, talked to some people. urgh they HAD TO TALK IN DIALECT.

Sure, I can speak in dialect but I'll have to keep reminding myself to speak in dialect or I'll start soaking in English again.

I'm so gonna die here...