2 The hero shall set upon his path

The question is how to proceed …. Welp ill just dive in in guess i know i can gift powers and shit but to whom and for what purpose that would benefits me … i mean this time around it's going to be me me me me me me me me me me all me instead of helping every other random motherfucka either help carry a heavy item to their home or slay the dark god that had manifested itself through all the wicked thoughts of mankind and then once defeated it dispersed into dense balls, balls of wicked emotions that would change a person by making them fall into their most wicked thoughts and desires … matter of fact that's probably what got into those basta…. Blah fuck it

Hey system how what do you advise me to do

*system calculating what host really wants*

Never mind system you can shut up now

System:...

Anyways guess ill linger around someone who deserves to be blessed ...yes real blessed they will be ….

Oh the world i'm in? Let me think there's no magic or any of that regular activity going on … for the most part but their is secret societies that have fooled others into believing something like the greatest trick the devil played was making others believe he doesn't exist ...something like that anyways hey system what's the world called

System:earth

What does the name earth represent ?

System : it means ground

Welp that was anticlimactic

Anyways back to the tom foolery or whatever that means the dude iv been following its pretty weird all he did today was go fishing drink some wine and then drive home while glancing at the young hit and run prospects

Yeah ill ditch him he doesn't even have anyone at his home

System :host he has peace of mind if you blessed him im sure you could teach him something better

Although you do drive a valid point why should he be the first persons I bless

System: i will give you something of value in the future if you give him a blessing

Ehhhhh good enough r

John toad do you seek something greater than you ?

John;what is this ...hello?

Why cant i give him powers ?

System : host the one being blessed requires acceptance of those blessings just as you cant save someone who doesn't want to be saved ..same concept

John accept this gift of mine and you will have whatever you ever wanted

John:i but i do have all i ever wanted wich is peace of mind

But wouldn't you rather have a bigger house, a better car ,a better boat, a better fishing rod ...anything john the world will become your oyster

John:.....that would be okay but i am content with what i have i wouldn't trade it for anything in the world

Ahhh just fucken accept john it or i will kill your family by tomorrow morning

john:*gulp* ...wh- who are you ?

I am your god. Now take it

**ability of finesse granted**

Description: ability will make hosts able to get whatever is in front of him with minimal effort

Hosts will also become a better desser have a hell of a mouthpiece from now on

Side effect:includes 2 minutes of erratic thoughts per day

Thats extremely overpowered wow

System :well you did give him one of your personal gifts after all

Uhh okay well what does that mean ?

system: that means you personally are one ability short until he dies or ... haha you had the choice to dumb it down a bit you could have gave him ability to fish better and that would have come from the useless gifts in your arsenal but instead you gave him well lets just say something you could have used in way better way...