1 First day at grandparents house
At 10:00 a.m a ray of light was passing through the window from between the white thin curtains on a young man who was sleeping soundly on his bed.
He had normal skin colour but his is face was somewhat attractive .
Suddenly a voice of a old lady came from downstairs.
"Max!! Max get up its already 10:00 am"
Old lady said politely while putting the breakfast on the table. Nearby a old man was sitting on his rocking chair.
From the looks was almost 60 years old. He had a newspaper in his hand and had a serious expression on his face. He said in a grave tone
"youngsters these days are so lazy" he stopped the rocking chair and put the newspaper on his lap, sat straight and continued
"...when we were young we would wake up at 04:00 a.m and help our father in the farms"
He said with a somewhat proud feeling "but look at them..."
he heaved a sigh of helplessness.
"It's not his fault who was the one who put him at the farm to work as soon as he arrived?" Grandma said in polite and calm tone
"he worked so hard yesterday but a 'certain someone' didn't bother giving him a break and was lazing around watching the cricket match the whole day on telivision" Grandma said provocatively.
The old man felt a bit embarrassed and was about to say something but a male voice came from stairs
"grandma sorry I slept a bit too much" Max said while yawning.
He had nightmares where a cow was chasing him madly. No matter where he ran to it would follow him and after it caught up to him it's sat over him, at that time he felt as if 80kg of weight has been put over him and shited all over his face.
Max had tears streaming down his face
"what the f*ck?!!" "why is it chasing me?"
he said angrily and somewhat terrified "think I am more your toilet seat or something?".
On this sentence cow roared "Moo~~".
"..." Max
" 'Moo' my a**" he still remembers that when he proposed to the girl in high school she rejected a him and said
"your body is like a football and face like a commode how dare you propose me".
After that he cried whole night. Well in High School he was really fat but after getting rejected he worked hard and exercised daily and now he had tall figure, 6 pack with a talented mind.
After getting rejected he never proposed to another girl but this time when he finally mustered some courage to do so a 'cow' not only made fun of him but even shit on his face.
After waking up Max washed his face and sat on the Sofa his mind was literally SHITED this time!!
"Come eat something" grandma said politely likeable pointing and the breakfast on the table.
Because of the dream everything looked like cows shit but when you he looked at the polite face of grandma and had no choice but to eat it with a smile on his face.
He felt like he was eating shit but he had no choice...
