1 Certain Mistakes

"Lalala~" A god by the name of something mysterious and unidentifiable to human conception was doing desk work.

"James Barkley...pass!" He read all the deeds of the man and decided he had enough karma to be brought back in another world. His soul would then be transferred in a blank slate so he would begin anew and that it allowed faster integration in the body with no memories.

The god pressed on the folder labeled 'James Barkley' and simply right clicked and pressed delete, everything in it except the folder itself. The god sent the batch of nearly a billion of people to the next god in the factory line. The entity then yawned and checked around to see any superiors in his line of sight.

His coworkers were simply working along and there was no creator in sight. He clicked on the browser on his computer and began accessing his social media website, JustGodThings. His account name was Peoia, God of Rebirth of the world Ryoshka with an astounding 27,489,091,069 followers and counting. He smiled and began scrolling down his feed to see what his other friends were posting.

[Adepus, God of Weather] [Current Location - Ryoshka]

[Lol, just gave my people another shower, they must be happy. But it's so tiring. #Goals #JustEndedADrought #WorkHard]

[Insert Picture of the god sweating on the planet]

"Lucky! he just gained another billion followers!" Peoia continued scrolling down his feeds when his other friends were relaxing in their home world.

"I wish I could do that!" He watched as his other friends posted things they've done and they receive massive amounts of followers but who was Peoia? A newly born god who was enlisted in the Rebirth Firm. He gained a constant amount of followers and definitely had way more followers than his friends. He wished he could do the things the other gods did to gain explosive amounts of followers but what could he do? He only controlled the cycle of rebirth.

Peoia considered what he could do to gain followers and became desperate. All sly thoughts came over his head and he decided with much efforts.

He closed the browser and opened his internet connection, connecting from Ryoshka - Rebirth Firm to Earth - Rebirth Firm. He randomly selected from the massive list of wifi in his surrounding and logged into a community storage where several lives were stored.

He began to closely look at all of them to find the right person to send off to another system on the act of 'a mistake' and that would definitely gain him followers! For sure, I hope!

But in the corner of his eyes, a large being who wore a business suit without the jacket was heading over his computer, the manager! In a frantic state, he found one with the name of Jake Holland and began transferring his files into Ryoshka's system. But the manager was reaching too close, he forcefully stops the transfer, leaving some parts of the folder in the system instead and immediately placed in a folder he made beforehand to plan his post on JustGodThings. In the folder, he made sure it was filled with a system but was dumb enough to use an existing file to do so. It was under the name of Roan, so he thought it was his original folder without double checking, placing all the information in the Roan Folder.

he immediately closed out the tab and reconnected to the Ryoshka - Rebirth Firm. The manager came around and stopped at his computer. Peoia was trying hard not to make it obvious and resumed his work.

"Hmmm...."

He was sweating buckets at this point and the manager left his station slowly. He breathed a sigh of relief and opened up his account once more. He pressed enter and was proud of his own work!

[Peoia - God of Rebirth] [Current Location - Rebirth Firm]

[Accidentally placed someone in the wrong folder, woops!]

[Picture of Peoia in a surprised face]

In the first minute of posting, he received many comments. He was overjoyed at his popularity. But they all came in as hate.

Even his superior saw his post!

"Peoia! Come in my office!"

He walked with a gloomy and sullen expression.

What a dimwit.

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