Chapter 7: Dirt is delicious
The fight begins with Sigu going into his [TAKE OVER] mode.
He then gets into a stance.
He springs himself forward using his foot as the booster.
"What did I say again, Monkey?"
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"I said you have entered into my web."
After the spider said that, Sigu noticed it.
"WHAT?! A WEB?!"
A web is exactly placed in front of him, and he can not stop moving.
This makes him trip and gets sent 1 mile away with his speed.
"SIGU!!" Said Woops worried.
"Now it is just you and me... Again."
"Fuck you blacky furry bitch with the rock face!"
The Spider splits into two and sent his clone to go to where Sigu is to make sure he doesn't come back in time.
The Spider then immediately creates some sort of web dome keeping Woops, and him inside.
"No escape for you Astolfo fucker."
"Ah shit, Here we go again..." Woops said while getting into a fighting stance."
"CATCH THESE HANDS YOU HERETIC FUCK!!!" Woops screamed out while rushing forwards trying to hit them hands.
"Heretic? Me? For hating femboys? YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS HERETIC!"
Woops' fist hit something and that is The spider's claws.
"Is this it? You are not strong at all, You are only like as strong as 10% of that Monkey bitch."
The Spider's claw doesn't even have a scratch.
Woops throws another punch immediately with his second hand.
But this time it is immediately stopped with the spider's web.
"No femboys?"
...
"YOU...!!"
Before Woops could even think of his next action.
The web that was holding Woops' right arm sinks into Woops' skin and is trying it cut it apart.
"AGHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Woops screamed out in pain. (?)
The web is so tight now.
"Say goodbye to your fappy hand stupid femboy rider."
Woops' right hand was cut apart.
"GRAAAAAAGHJJHHHHHAAAAA FUCK!!!!"
Woops immediately jumps back.
"THAT SHIT... hurts?"
"Huh?"
"Huh?" The Spider got confused as well.
"It... It didn't hurt."
"Are you trying to act tough mf?" The Spider doesn't believe that.
"I mean... it doesn't hurt at all."
"ARE YOU MOCKING ME NEGA?!?!?!?"
The Spider immediately unleashes his entire storage of web onto the dome.
There are now steel-like webs in every corner of the dome.
One wrong move and you are fucked.
"Well, shit."
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Somewhere far away from where Woops is.
"Damn. That shits hurt."
Sigu is left stuck on a tree.
"Huh? Something is coming."
Sigu sensed danger coming closer and closer to him.
He then immediately use the [TAKE OVER] form and prepared for the fight.
The clone of the spider arrived and see Sigu in his fighting stance.
It immediately shoots a steel-like web at Sigu.
Sigu blocked it but the clone moves so fast that he appeared behind him already.
Sigu in his [TAKE OVER] form is very slow and cannot react in time.
The clone got a hit in but the armor is too thick to pierce through.
The claws of the clone got stuck in the Armour.
"Caught you. Again."
Sigu immediately falls on the ground backwards slamming the clone in the process.
He then keeps getting up and slamming the clone until it is gone.
"Now then, Time to go to the main body."
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Where Woops is at
"So.... I cannot move or else I will die?"
"That is it, I'm glad you figured that out with your femboy-loving brain of yours." The Spider said mockingly.
'I will just have to stall for time until Sigu arrives...'
Woops thought to himself.
"Prepare to die fucker."
The Spider begins closing the distance and approaching Woops.
"OH YEAH!!! SIGU!! YOU HAVE ARRIVED!!!"
Woops shouted.
"HUH?!! REALLY?!" The Spider looks behind him.
"What? I can't smell that monkey boy. That femboy bitch must be lying..."
The Spider then looks back but then.
"HUH?! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO?!"
Woops is nowhere to be seen.
The Spider keeps looking around him.
"Where the fuck is that bitch boy..."
BUT THEN.
A sound can be heard from where The Spider is standing.
"SHIT! IS IT ABOVE?! THAT BITCH IS PLANNING TO AMBUSH ME HUH?!"
The Spider looks above him.
"Where the fuc-"
He then immediately gets hit from below.
Woops appeared out of the ground.
Woops first distracted The Spider by saying that Sigu has arrives to change his attention."
He then digs up the ground knowing that there are no webs inside the ground and go inside it.
By doing this he has disabled The spider's sense of smell because he is covered in mud and dirt.
The Spider then gets surprised after he hears a sound coming near him and he didn't expect that Woops is on the ground and instead thought that he is above him hanging on the top of the dome.
Woops then takes that chance to attack the Spider from below.
"AGH.!" The Spider got surprised but doesn't get damaged at all.
But the spider got knocked away from the position he is in now and is too surprised to remember to disable the web behind him.
"AH WAIT!!..."
Before the Spider could even do anything about it he got some cut on him by his webs after getting knocked back by Woops.
The Spider is hurt pretty badly but not lethal.
"Is this all you got? Well, I don't expect much from a Heretic to the church of Fembonity anyways."
"You fucking..." The Spider is annoyed that his body is emitting heat waves.
"I will fucking cut you apart."
"Do it if you can, Men lover."
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"Will The Spider survive this? Will Sigu arrive in time? Find out in the next chapter of Made in Ohio Realm!"
"When did this realm become yours?" CFAD asked.
"Fuck you! I was just imitating the DBZ narrator."
"Retard. Everyone knows that One piece narrator is better." CFAD said mockingly.
"YOU FUCKING... Sigh... I would have beaten you to a pulp if I still have my powers..."
"You cannot."
"Shut it..." The Ohio Final Boss is annoyed as shit.