Chapter 12
Nezu:''Perfect, Tsukauchi I will leave to you the explaining if someone asks the villain that did the damage is dead, his name must not come out... now that I think about it, what's your name?''
Kuro:'' My name is Kuro Kurayami, I prefer being called Kuro.''
He nods and then everything ends in a few minutes.
Nezu and All Might then leads them outside where waiting for us is the sleepiest, most grumpy, and coolest only second to hawks, hero, Edgy h- I mean Eraser Head.
Aizawa:''... So he is the kid?'' He says while pointing at me.
Nezu:'' Yep, this kid is one of the funniest people I have ever met.''
Kuro:'Ohhh how to sweat of him.'
Aizawa:'' So he is an asshole, another troubled kid, perfect.''
Kuro:'' HEY... I mean you are not wrong but still, rude.''
Aizawa looks at Yagi, and he can only scroll his shoulder.
Aizawa:'' Ahhhh, well anyway, I am Aizawa Shoto, you will live with me at the UA, there will be several rules, try something wrong, and you won't last long.'
Kuro:'' Yes sir.'' I say while doing the usual military pose.
Everyone ignores me and enters the car, I get on the back seat and take my phone out with a pair of headphones that came with the phone, they are both indestructible.
Nezu:'' And where did that come from?''
I look at him straight in the eyes, with no emotion.
Kuro:''... Magic.''
Nezu tries to slap me in the back o the head but is too short to reach me... and the shadow wall I created also helps.
Kuro:''Ok ok, I put it in my shadow, fusing it I have an inventory.'' I can and most of my items are put there, but my most important items are inside the gacha reward inventory, where only things from gacha can be put.
Nezu then went in a rumbling status, trying to understand how is that physically possible.
Aizawa looks at me.
Aizawa:''Good job, you broke him, he will stay like that for at least an hour, or more considering the complexity of the matter, but seriously how many quirks do you even have?''
Kuro:'' Oh you know, just a few, super strength, super speed, super endurance, superintelligence, super agility, shadow control, blood control, fire control, resistance to elements, I have strange energy that comes from my emotions, I have tails and horns, and that should be all.''
Aizawa:''... What did I even expect from someone liked by Nezu?''
Yagi:'' Let's just hope he doesn't get corrupted.''
Nezu gets back to normal stares for one second and asks.
Nezu:'' Do you like tea?''
Kuro:'' Oh I love tea.''
On his face came a bright smile, while on Yagi and Aizawa's face a frown appeared.
It took us 10 minutes to arrive at the school, it's around 5 pm when we arrived, so most of the kids got back to end their normal lessons.
When we got out of the car, which disappeared after we arrived, from the sounds I am hearing it's some type of underbuilt garage which takes the car from above.
I am then led towards the teacher houses, where, if they want, the teacher can live.
Suddenly from the side, a green vegetable appears, oh sorry, I meant Izuku.
Seeing him Yagi excuses himself and goes to him.
The house of Aizawa is a 5x5 house with several cats and cat-themed furniture.
Kuro:''Ohh so a scary man loves cats, so you have a soft spot.''
Aizawa looks at me as if he could stare right in too my soul, fortunately before anything happened, I am suddenly covered in cats, wanting me to pet them.
Aizawa:''Strange usually they don't like strangers.''
Kuro:'' It isn't easy being purr-fect... I am sorry.''
Aizawa:'' You better be,''
Kuro:''Oh come on, you must be paw-sitive.''
Aizawa:''... You only have a last one for the day.''
Kuro:'' I am sorry, but cat puns are so... a-mew-zing... ok that as the last one, so? What do we do?''
Aizawa:'' I sleep, you stay inside the house... or at least inside the UA.''
Kuro:'' Got, I must not cause trouble outside UA, and inside this room.''
Aizawa then ignores me and gets inside his room to sleep.
Kuro:' It's only 5 pm, what do I do for the rest of the day? Do I do some pranks? Train? Pet the cats? Or I could present myself to the main characters.<, let's go with the last one
I get out of the room through the window and create a pair of shadow wings to search for the location of class 1A.
After 20 minutes I didn't find anyone, even Izuku seemed to have disappeared.
I sit on top of the UA main structure and look at the sky, I am bored to death and I have nothing to do.
Suddenly a shout can be heard.
???:'' DON'T DO IT.''
I look towards the sound and I see a girl with bubble cut brown hair, floating towards me while holding her hands together.
Kuro:'Oh shit, Uraraka, and from below I can also see all the class 1A, they must have just gotten back from their hero training, but is she shouting don't do it? Does she think I want to kill myself?... I just had a great idea.'
I slowly get up and then the most dramatic possible I jump off the building.
Even more, shouts begin to spread, and when I m about to touch the ground... I simply fuse with my shadow removing all the force behind the fall and doing to me no damage at all.
On the outside it looked like a drop of water fell in a puddle of water.
I then get back out and do the jazz hands while saying.
Kuro:'' Tadaaaaa, who wants the encore?''
Ochaco seeing me drop and then get out of it unstretched loses her concentration which causes her to fall.
I use the shadow of the school to create a whole ramp where she gets thrown from side to side and at the end, she safely lands on the ground... where she pukes.
Pomeranian:'' WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?''
Kuro:'' Never seen a ramp?''
A vein pops on his head, but he stops himself since he is inside the UA, and I still didn't touch any of his nerves.
Momo:'' What was all the that? Are you jumping off and then the ramp? Was that needed?''
Kuro:'' I was bored, no one got hurt, and if you want to hear it, I am sorry...MOM.''
Mineta:'' What are you a kid?''
Kuro:'' Yes, I am 4, and your grape head shouldn't be allowed to talk( or even live), I am 4 and still taller than you, how is that even possible?''
Everyone:''YOU ARE 4?''
Kuro:'Maybe I shouldn't have said that.'