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Alright so, I realized that I never said what I looked like, I prefer to look like Enel when I am in human company I shrink my self from 8'9 to a normal 6'2 and I shrink the earlobes to normal people size.

I teleport into ""my"" body and fall to the ground, the other me just sacrificed his life to seal the rest of the sacred gear creatures, finish the sacred gear system (which technically isn't finished caused it's still glitched all to hell), and most importantly kill all 4 of the current devil kings. Michael catches me mid-fall, his 12 golden wings shining behind him.

" Michael take me back to heaven, I need to recuperate, tell the Angels' to retreat."

" But! Of course milord. I will make sure the other archangels spread the word."

" I'm sure you will, stop worrying Michael the Devil's are retreating, even as weak as I am now I can still hear them from here. The fallen are an unknown but I doubt Azazel and his group will antagonize us anymore after this display."

" I never doubted your knowledge nor word milord."

" I appreciate your loyalty more than you will ever know Michael."

" I would never betray my father and Mentor unlike those disgusting heathens!"

The venom that oozes from Michael's voice when speaking of the devils and fallen could kill weaker entities easily.

" I believe you my son, now take us home."

" Of course milord, Of course."

Soon, word spread among the angels that we were retreating. Soon the archangels crowd around me in a protective barrier.

Some time later...

"MILORD I WOULD NEVER!!"

"Michael calm down I don't mean that you have to actually kill me, I love you son but you couldn't kill me at my worst. I'm just saying I want you to tell everyone that I died on transition to heaven, no one except you has even seen me since I collapsed during the war."

" But, but why milord?"

" Listen Michael I love all of my sons and daughters but honestly, I'm tired if I keep doing this I'm going to rain holy vengeance on the earth in rage, this paywork and management of heaven and earth is too much even for me. I am going to be taking a break and I believe you are best fit to be the one managing heaven in my absence."

" Of course I accept milord but how will I know what to do?"

" Well for the first few weeks I'll be guiding you through it but after that, I'm going to be taking a break on the mortal plane."

" Were will you go? For how long?"

" I don't know to answer both questions. Not important, and after I get back you can unload all the hate you will have for me because of this but for now, let's just start your training."

Exactly 4 months 6 days 3 minutes and 37 seconds later...

' Where should I go, I've been wondering from village to village for supplies and such but, where should I put my home? Wait wait I know the Youkai Faction should have a Stronghold\Base in Kuoh. However before that, we are going to hell.'

Enel just swipes his right arm in the air and a tear in space appears. Enel walks through and the portal closes, the second it does Enel goes back to his height of 8'9 and his cloak, which previously had hidden his baggy parachute pants (100% what they are, look at them!) and golden accessories, disappears. Singing to himself Enel walks through hell putting an unbreakable illusion around himself to prevent anyone from seeing him, he walks several miles through plains until he reaches a devil city. The first thing he does is walk around and find two buildings the brothel and the bar, it just so happens they are right next to eachother, Enel grins predatorily at that. But first he wants a good strong devil alcoholic drink, like a Whiskey or Tequila with devil magic or something, it has to be extra strong here right? Creating money out of nothing, Enel sits down and orders a drink, 2 Whiskey bottles later Enel gets interrupted by

*Crash*

" STAND DOWN!"

'Is that Serafall? *turns head* Well I'll be damned a civil war already huh?'

" YOU KILLED MY BROTHER, ILL FREEZE AND SHATTER YOU!!"

' Never seen an angry Grafiya before, hot, how the hell, hehehe, is the civil war already that far ahead the kings have only been dead for a few months the feelings should have festered for a good while longer before this happend. My son was probably just a shit king *sigh* Medamn it son. Might as well end the war just as quickly.'

Enel picks up his drink, puts his finger in it, puts his finger on the rim and circles it cause a sound to ring out for exactly 10 seconds then he puts the cup over a hole in the floor for 5.4 seconds then pours the liquid down. After waiting 2.37 seconds he drops the glass down and 5.3 seconds later breaks the bar counter.

' That should do it.'

He then gets up and walks out, Serafall finally notices him and his calm demeanor and determines he is an enemy. She sends a high powered beam of water towards him but he simply dodges to the left and kicks up dirt, disappearing from her view and demonic senses.

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