2 Ch2: Where baby’s com from?

Phil went to rescue his son. Only to find Theodore doing something to Luke's back.

"Buddy? What are you doing here?" Phil got closer and then stopped with his eyes wide.

Meanwhile, Theodore made a final dot, and exclaimed, "My human painting is complete!" Before his father could say anything he run towards his room.

Phil reached Luke's t-shirt and with trembling hands uncover his back. "Is that two dragons? With bunny ears and…"

Phil looked at the painting of the dragons that were grabbing a sword nailed inside a big stone. He then looked at Luke, while a single tear fell from his face, "I see…Excalibur." Phil then snap to reality and asked Luke, "I didn't know that Lucas—"

"Theodore" Interrupted Luke.

"Could draw so well. Since when?"

Luke try to shrug in response but couldn't because his head was still stuck.

Seeing this Phil sighed and went to put some baby oil on his head.

"Buddy. Why do you keep getting stuck like this?"

Luke frowned and complained, "I thought I could get out this time."

At this moment Alex appears going up the stairs, "I'm just gonna say it. He needs to be checked by a specialist."

"Ow!"

"There. Be free…Excalibur" Phil widen his eyes while taking off Luke's t-shirt and exclaiming with more wonder, "Excalibur..."

"Dad, can I put my shirt on now?" Asked Luke.

Phil shook his head, "Sorry son, but the world needs to see this wonder. Now, put your feet on top of mine, like when we practice dancing okey?"

Luke nodded and then hugged his dad while putting his foot on top of him.

"Let's go down." Phils started coming down the stairs and seeing that he was walking a little funny he said, "We. are. a. Robot" Making Luke laugh.

——

Claire, who was finally eating breakfast in peace stopped after he saw Luke's back plastered with a giant illustration of a pair of dragons with bunny ears grabbing a sword from a piece of stone.

Hayley also looked at it in wonder, "cool" And snap a picture, only to keep texting.

"Honey look at this! Is amazing!" Phil looked at the drawing and then pointed at the sword, "Excalibur! Just like Luke's head!" He then pointed at the two dragons and exclaimed, "And I'm the dragon!"

Claire closed her eyes and took another deep breath. "Why does your back look like an art museum? and please....please tell me that it cleans with water."

Phil stopped looking at Luke's back and asked Claire, "Since when did Luca-"

"Theodore" corrected both Luke and Hayley. Making Claire flinch with anoyance.

"Know how to paint?"

Claire put on a confused face, "Did he make that?" And pointed at Luke's back.

This time it was Alex that had just entered the kitchen who answered, "Yes. And you would know if you weren't that busy With Hayley and Luke."

Claire looked angrily at Alex and asked, "What do you mean by that?!"

Alex send her a look and said, "I just say that we, the twins, don't earn that much attention for you and dad." Alex then shrugged, "And to answer the question. He has been painting since he was three. He also writes."

Phil asked with surprise, "Writing!?"

"Yes," Alex said while rolling her eyes and then leaving to her room again.

Claire keep there blinking not knowing what was happening.

*Scene of Alex and Theodore on the sofa talking to the camera.*

"So…We been hiding his art talents…" Said Alex as a fact while Theodore nodded his head.

"Yes. I was just waiting until a proper age where I could use all my accumulated hormonal frustration for an important moment in our life. Like an art project—I call it TTP"

"Troubled Teen Phase" Explained Alex.

Theodore smiled, "Is going to be amazing. An amalgamation of teen hormones and swing moods. I've been planning it since I was six"

Alex nodded her head while showing a notepad, "I'm taking notes—Is going to be horrorwful and hopefully show some discoveries in the psychology field."

Alex then grabbed a really thick carpet and said, "He can also write. Mom thinks that I didn't like fairy tails when I was a kid, but the truth was that He read me the ones he made, they were far better."

Theodore looked at Alex with a smile, "Yes, we do a great team. She is the sciences type smart. While I am the creative one." Theodore shoved Alex to the side and said, "She is the smartest person I know."

Gaining a big smile from Alex.

"We are so different. The real reason that we know we are twins is that we both suck at sports."

Alex nodded in affirmation and added, "And that he is the male version of me."

"We really are the best team." Added Theodore.

"I do all the math and science homework from the school," Said Alex.

"While I do all the creative things."

"I been winning the national poetry competition since kindergarten," Alex said with a crafty smirk, "I don't know anything about how to write a good poem. But hey, it will look wonderful on my university entrance."

Hearing this Theodore High-five her. Making both smiles wide.

*****

Theodore was coming down to his bedroom. Thinking how he could annoy his mom, only to hear Hayley, just in the middle of the stairs, talking to, soon to be annoyed, mom.

"I'm having a friend over today," Hayley said.

Claire stopped for a second and send a curious look at her daughter, "Who?"

Hayley paused and not wanting to tell more information responded, "Uh, you don't know him."

Claire blinked and this time she asked with her 'mom' tone, "Him? Him?"

"Ooh, a boy. You gonna kiss him?" Haring the annoying voice of Luke, Theodore looked down. For some reason, the whole family was currently on the stairs, Or, after seeing the face of Hayley getting redder, the battlefield.

He, of course, wasn't going to be let off of this and said to his sister, "You know. If you got pregnant I would make you an amazing painting of you and your new family."

Hearing this, Claire panicked.

Hayley snapped at Luke and Theodore, in a funny way, trying to send threatening looks at both of them. Seeing that it wasn't working she yell, "Shut up!!"

Seeing her sister getting bullied. Alex, who was now also at the stairs, added with a smug voice, "You could sell the painting, and raise money for the baby."

This time Both Phil and Claire paled.

Hearing this, Luke asked with panic in his voice "Wait! What? Are you going to have a baby? kissing make you pregnant!?" He then sends a look of plight to his dad, but before he could respond Theodore Interrupted, "Of course, how do you think babies are made? You kiss a girl and then…BAM! Pregnant, and sleep-deprived for the next six years of your life"

Seeing the paled face of Luke he smirked, "You will be an amazing uncle Luke."

Luke paled in fright, and went off running while yelling, "I'm not ready to be an uncle!"

Seeing the chaos that he had made, he send a look at Alex.

Alex saw it and put her open hand in the air. Theodore does the same. They were having a faraway high-five for a job well done.

Before he could keep enjoying his chaotic powers, he saw Hayley's face that was about to kill him and then looked at his mom, who was about to snap too. And decided that maybe it was better to move from the top of the stair. He knew that there was one ugly step that his father didn't fix yet, and he had watched enough tv, to know that this battle would end with someone injured.

"Lucas, Alex, why don't you take it outside, okay?" Said, Claire, not wanting to hear the two adding more problems. Plus, she couldn't stop thinking about the way she acted when she was Hayley's age, making her want to speak with her oldest daughter.

"And do what?" Asked Alex a little offended, there was no way she was missing this.

"Fight in the sun." Said Phil with a smirk. "It'll be a nice change."

Theodore snorted and said, "Nice one dad."

Claire ignored the amazing joke and instead, asked Hayley, "Haley. Who's the boy?"

Hayley sighed, "His name is Dylan." Seeing the face of her mom…and all the family of dorks, she added, "I might as well tell him not to come... because you guys are just going to embarrass me again." This time she send a pointed look at his brother.

Hearing that Hayley was really bringing a boy for the first time made Claire take a deep breath. And with a shaky voice said, "Sweetie, hang on a second. You're 15, and it's the first time you've had a boy over. I'm bound to be a little surprised, but I'm not gonna embarrass you." Said Claire while paling further, after memories of her teen years keep coming.

"I better charge the camcorder." Said Phil 'walking' to grab the camera.

Theodore looked at his father in amazement. It was incredible how fast he went from pale father to joke dad.

"Hugh!!" Hayley groaned and quickly went back to his room.

Seeing how fast she walked. Theodore patted his own back, for moving off the way early.

"I'm kidding. Come on. Who are you talking to?" Exclaimed Phil in surprise at Hayley's anger and thinking that there was no way for him, the cool dad, to embarrass her.

Claire sighed and seeing the face of her husband said to Phil, "You better go with Luke. Thanks to some people" She send a pointed look at Alex and Theodore, "We need to explain where the baby's come from"

This time Phil really palled and runoff. Only to stop and said to the twins, "Not cool you two!"

———

*In the kitchen. Phil speaking to the camera*

"Well…I just explained to Luke where the baby's come from." He then smiled and showing his phone said, "Via text message. It's how cool parents do it." He said with a proud voice.

"That's- That's my thing. I'm hip. I- I surf the Web. I text. "LOL"- Laugh out loud. "OMG"- Oh, my God. WTF"- Why the face?"

At that moment Theodore's voice interrupted him, "Um, you know, WTF means, what the fuck right?"

Phil's smirk quickly changed into a pale face. A second later, he went off running why yelling, "Luke! Luke! Don't read the texts!"

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