prologue

There are some particular reasons that I don't date. Moreover, it's mostly because of my weird behavior. There are a few things you need to know before you read this.

1. I am weird and stupid at the same time.

2. I am usually awkward at parties and always end up drinking my ass off (not intentionally).

3. Am still comfortable with animals more than people.

4. Can't hold back my emotions

5. Do or say something worse to the people I am close to, on my anger.

6. More than that, I am the worst domineering woman any guy had met.

I am fantastic at making myself an ass in front of everyone.

So, guys, I am Sharlow Ellen Parker, and this is my story.