SHREX WIT DA CAT

It was mid jantobermas eve and I was felling horny and alone so I tried to fuck my cat and I got cum on him and said " mmm tasty" and licked it off while grasping my hord cok n bals I then moaned to my cat and then came in a sock of which I put my hamster in then winged him around until he was drenched in my hot sticky cum and then I licked him clean until my mom came home and I had to stop but little did she know I can do it with my door Locked I took my Shrek body pillow and pressed my long hard cock against it and I came a little and then I kept humping it felling it's warn presence and then I started making out with it when I got a nofication that hot singles in my area want to fuck so I went over to their house have sex leave then repeat until I met my mom on the app I of course fucked her then I did it again and I got raped by uncle chad after going downstairs to return to my shrek body pillow