Chapter 4

Side Chapter

I am Senju Tsunade! The princess of the great and prestigious senju clan!!

Right now I'm watching the idiot that is my brother, rimuru.

He is now fighting someone I kinda dislike.

That's Sarutobi Hiruzen, the pervy monkey! Or so I would like to call.

My grandfather, Senju Hashirama, calls him old monkey.

I once saw that the pervy monkey bought a crystal ball from a mysterious and unreliable merchant travelling from another continent.

I heard that the crystal ball has a special ability to spy at anything or anyone who isn't a perception ninja.

At first I was skeptical about the unreliable item that the merchant pitched up for sale.

But one time when I barged into the house of the pervy monkey, I saw him watching the ladies bathroom in the hot spring through the crystal ball he bought!

What's more outrageous is that he's enjoying it with a pervy smile on his face!!

That day I swear to myself to learn seal techniques from Grandma Mito to prevent the pervy monkey seeing me take a bath.

That day I also stopped going to the public hot spring because of the hidden danger that is pervy monkey.

(A/N Ahem! I think her thinking is a bit crooked… a loli has nothing special except her cuteness…)

Anyway, I sat on a wooden chair made by my grandfather while he stood next to me.

As for why he decided to stand up instead of sitting with me… his answer made me speechless.

"This kind of exercise is nothing to me."

What made me even more speechless is the fact that his face was very serious when he said that while a slight breeze was somehow blowing on his face, making his hair sway slightly.

I don't know how that's possible with the fact that I felt no wind and the sun is scorching on top my head.

Maybe it's granduncle tobirama's new jutsu…

Grandfather often pesters him about creating new jutsus he requested because the reason of "Preserving the majesty of the hokage".

Just as the fight was going to start, I stood up from my chair and cheered for brother rimuru.

"Brother Rimuru! I'm cheering for you!!"

I was very excited and nervous because I haven't seen brother rimuru in action before.

Although he specialized in taijutsu but ninjas usually uses ninjutsu so I don't know what the result will be.

Brother rimuru held his small knife called a kunai as he looked at the pervy monkey.

To me it looked like he was giving the stink eye to the pervy monkey, but I don't know…

Suddenly.

The pervy monkey quickly formed a series of hand seals faster than I could see.

His chest expanded a bit before spitting out a huge ball of fire that is very big.

It is more than 3 times bigger than me!

Hopefully brother rimuru would counteract like grandfather did to granduncle Madara every time granduncle Madara summons his blue giant called the perfect Susanoo.

The next moment, brother rimuru disappeared from my and purvey monkey's sight.

Turning my head grandfather, I asked: "Grandfather, where did brother rimuru go?"

Grandfather's face didn't change from my question as he calmy answered: "Behind old monkey."

"Huh?"

I looked behind pervy monkey and sure enough, brother rimuru is there.

Suddenly.

I saw him forming a tiger seal and the next action made my eyes shine and made me almost want to gloat.

His four fingers went to the pervy monkey's behind.

The pervy monkey's face contort in an ugly expression.

The word pain was almost written on his face, the pain made him forget how to scream, and just at this moment, pervy monkey flew to the sky.

Well not literally…

He only flew for a few meters before falling down.

Though it may or may not be my imagination, but I think I saw a thin streak of blood coming from his bumbum.

But who cares about that pervy monkey, it's not like he'll die or anything…

At most he'll probably be a eunuch if it is too late.

After pervy monkey was beaten to unconsciousness, I immediately run to hug brother rimuru and said excitedly: "Brother Rimuru! You beat pervy monkey!!"

I released my hug of brother rimuru and turned my attention to my grandfather who was probably shocked at the results of the battle.

Although he never explicitly mentions it or cares about it, but he sometimes mutters about how brother rimuru would lose.

I have to also admit that I didn't think brother rimuru would win either.

The pervy monkey is a well-known genius born with all 5 elements and could almost instantly deduce ninjutsu and understand its core principles.

Almost like the Sharingan that granduncle Madara has…

He's also the disciple of granduncle tobirama and is thought of the most likely candidate to win the hokage position.

But! at least I cheered for brother rimuru!

Grandfather walked closer to us and showed a silly smile that totally contrast the usual calm and steady face.

He then formally announced: "Rimuru, you can be the teacher of my granddaughter. I just hope you won't teach her that technique."

When the last sentence fell, I felt like falling from heaven and entering the deepest part of purgatory.

I then asked my deepest doubt I have: "Huh? Why grandpa?"

The awesome jutsu that brother rimuru created can't be taught to me!

I mean how ridiculous is that!!

I should be the official disciple of brother rimuru and he should teach me all the useful techniques and jutsus he have!

Why does grandfather want to prevent me from learning that silly but effective technique that brother rimuru has?

"Ahem, It's not something kids should know."

The answer of grandfather brought me even more despair. What then is brother rimuru gonna teach me?

Isn't the new jutsu all that brother rimuru has created?

What then? Will brother rimuru train me in taijutsu?

But wouldn't I be too full of muscles making be ugly?

…or does brother rimuru like that type of girl…

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(A/N A short side chap on the inner thoughts of tsunade, the loli. I may or may not write more of this…)