1 Lif...Face full of sh*t

Somewhere in Wannabe Town.

A beggar was currently chewing on his clothes trying to stave off hunger.

People passing by him couldn't help but turn their head to him and smirk. Not because he was poor or the fact that his eating his clothes. But because what nonsense this man was speaking.

"I thought I was summoned to be a hero and destined to defeat the demon king but the demon king was already defeated hundred of years ago. And even if the demon king was resurrected I can't even defeat a slime"

"I thought I was migrated with my op game character destined to build a non-human country but I'm here as myself, weak and powerless"

"I thought that someone would be inside my ring so I asked him to come out. It didn't respond so I thought it needed some blood binding ritual or something yet nothing happened. So I can only sell it to buy food!"

"I thought I would be able to use a meteor spell and kill thousands of monsters giving me millions of xp. And when I heard a booming sound I thought that this was it! But it was me just farting."

"I thought I had herculean strength so I tried lifting a nearby carriage. I didn't even manage to get near one when some thug showed so I ran in fear."

"I thought I had a library in my head so I tried imagining one but due to intense focus, all it did was make me fart again."

"I thought that if I die I would go back in time and find myself in front of a fruit vendor and he would be asking me if I want to buy an apple. But I didn't have the guts to test it out."

"I thought that I had a system so I tried making it appear with the word, Status up. And finally, a virtual screen appeared stating my physical stats. But the next day I found out that it only showed my stats and everybody seemed to have possessed the same skill."

"Well, its no use complaining now would it? Stand up Mark you still have a life to live." the beggar stood up after finished eating a part of his clothes.

These thoughts often appeared in his mind. With this kind of mindset wanting to get back up and live his life, he thought that his life was turning for a better. Indeed, finally, he accepted that he was ordinary so he tried living as a farmer. He managed to find a nice village near Wannabe Town where he lived his life as a farmer. But one day a horde of monsters showed up and killed everyone except for him. He didn't know why but he took it as a sign from God and signed up for a job in Wannabe town as town guard.

But reality struck him, he was rejected for being unable to hold the sword properly. Mark first thought that with a little bit of training he would be able to do it properly but even after a few months had passed he was still unable to do so.

So now he wandered from street to street at Wannabe town to the extent that he knows every single place here. Just for the hope of finding a rich man or woman to hire himself as their servant. But with his thin stature even cleaning the dumps of an ordinary horse was tiring.

And just like any other day Mark the beggar is asking for some spare coins. But just as he was going to proceed towards the marketplace across him. A carriage coming in fast was rushing towards him.

"F*ck" Mark cursed as he jumps over the side to avoid the hurling carriage.

*Splat!

"The F*ck is this?" Mark tried wiping off the sticky substance off his face.

"Is this a horse dump? It is! Blah-!" Mark spat the seemingly shit which got on his mouth. No, it wasn't like a shit it was shit. He couldn't be wrong as he worked as a street cleaner before and horse shit was the most troublesome.

"HAhahahahAHA" the nearby people laughed their lungs out when they heard Mark's words.

But Mark didn't know that he jumped off too early making him even more prone to collision with the carriage.

Suddenly, the carriage had stopped just right after he had its doors opened as a mocking word followed.

"You dare block my carriage?!" the voice came from a young man as he stepped out from the carriage. He wore extravagant clothes only affordable by the rich. If this was any other day he would've just let the coach ran over this stupid ant than stopping right now. Even though he spared his life from being run over he still wouldn't escape punishment.

"Mike, Whip this man a hundred times!" the rich man ordered towards one of his escorts.

A muscular man riding a horse nodded as he unmounted himself from the horse and proceeded to whip Mark.

Seeing the sheer size of the man's muscle Mark already knew he wouldn't be able to withstand a single whip from it.

"Sh*t I'm doomed!" Mark thought as his death sentence was here. Escaping wasn't possible especially for someone as malnourished as Mark even outraning a child was a challenge.

*Swish

The sound of the whip coming towards his back as it tore apart the air was heard.

*Crack

The onlookers could clearly see the back side of Mark's clothes tore apart as a line of red blood appeared. But surprisingly this beggar didn't let out a single sound of pain. Yet no one knew that Mark wasn't feeling the pain right now but instead he was very happy. All he thought of was the voice that he heard inside his head!

Ding! Successfully ate the blood essence of a beast!

"Requirement for unlocking [Random Skill] has been met!

[Random Skill] unlocked!

The voice wasn't anything special as every being in this world could hear this voice clearly. They even have a name for it "God's Voice". But the thing that made Mark almost die in joy was the fact that he finally obtained a skill! Back before in the village, every single villager there had at least one skill except for him and some young children. But he was the only adult with no skill so even in that tiny village he wasn't anything great. Although the villagers said nothing he knew from their eyes that he was just a useless personnel there.

And now finally the day when he got his first skill had arrived.

"Status up," Mark said in his mind.

[Name: Mark Luck] [Level:1] [Status: Malnourished]

Str: 0.3[1]

Wis: 2

Int: -

Dex: 0.2[1]

Cha: 0[1.5]

[Skill(s)]

[*****Random Skill]-this 5-star skill has the ability to grant a random skill to its user. Cooldown 1 week after use. Due to its amazing effects, the Supreme God cursed every being who possess this effect to have to no ability to learn. And also allowed its user to only have the number of its skill limited to its personal level excluding [Random Skill].

[Skills left 1]

"Use Random Skill!" Mark said without hesitation. After that Mark's consciousness surfaced again as he felt an excruciating pain on his back.

*Pak!

The 10th whip just landed on his back.

"F*cking shi*t, I'll have my revenge one day!" Mark thought as he used the skill he just got from using [Random Skill]. Quickly as he said that Mark's body disappeared from the spot as the muscular in charge of whipping was dumbfounded upon learning that the man he was just whipping right now disappeared!

Indeed, the skill Mark obtained was [Invisibility] the ability which every man dreamed off having and now Mark was excited to put it into "good" use but before that, he entered a Magic Shop and stole a basic healing potion. He didn't feel bad stealing it because that Magic Shop's bitchy owner was one of his bosses before and didn't give him his salary! And combining all the days he worked there it should be enough to afford a single healing potion.

"Hehehe, I'll ransack your shop tonight. I wonder what your reaction would be" Mark had a mischievous look on his face as he thought how would his boss look like when he found out that his Magic Shop was void of anything. Luckily, Mark was still in his invisible state so no one was able to see this suspicious beggar who had a strange look and some shit on his face.

Mark wasn't originally evil like this but ever since coming to this world and experienced all the worst thing could happen in a single year. Got beat up by your boss's guards a couple of times, wasn't given your rightful salary and treated you even worse than a dog. [No offence to the dogs out there]

"But first of all let me wash my shit face first."