So that is what happened.

"So proud of you my boy." The Fertility God said. "You found not one but three women to marry you. That's a good start for the first day. Well getting them to agree anyway."

"Um, Thanks. I think." Kai-La said plainly. It took him a few moments to gather his thoughts together.

"You look well enough mentally."

"Wait a minute. Why did you make me a Senju and Uzumaki descendant?" Kai-La couldn't help asking to the other man's wonder.

"For several reasons. Remember how you chose to be a Kryptonian?" The Fertility God asked. Seeing Kai-La shake his head no he continued. The strength of your body will be attributed to the Senju. Mostly the muscle strength and durability as chakra control. Mostly density. The longevity will be attributed to the Uzumaki as well as the vast chakra reserves. If anyone asks you, there you go."

"Ah, that makes some sense. Good looking out." Kai-La said as a smile formed on his lips.

"I think I did ok considering the timetable. You should have made more wishes that were harder. My wife refilled my energy as soon as we made up. Oh by the way she is pregnant thanks for that. Glad she agreed to have another child during our alone time." The Fertility God said off handily. But one could tell he was ecstatic at a glance.

Shock was not the word to describe Kai-La right now. More like baffled or befuddled would fit.

'Here I thought what I wished for was busted already. Silly me' Breaking from his thoughts he addresses the Fertility God again. "Well, thanks for that. So what's going on now?"

"Checking on your full transition to this life. Any problems or any questions for that matter?" The Fertility God asked clarifying. "Dying is usually a shock to a lot of people."

In Kai-La's mind, he could just imagine the God, just relaxing right now. Most likely with that pissed off wife from earlier. Then in a moment, he could actually see the Fertility God. How he didn't know. He just chalked it up to the Fertility God making it easier to communicate.

He was right with his thoughts. The Fertility God and his wife were in some cozy looking chair resting. Well, the woman was resting. The Fertility God was looking at him waiting for a response.

"Now that you mention it, there is a little fuzzy going on upstairs. In my head I mean. Anyway, what's the deal with my background? The mask and everything. My body is perfect thanks for that." Kai-La said cautiously. Complaining might get him killed. But it needed to be asked since he had a little memory loss. 'Oh yeah, I died from a cardiac arrest. That was quite painful. But what else happened something about a hand or was it two hands?'

"Oh, that is normal considering what happened. So the Uzumaki Warlord title. I took a part of your soul when we first met. Customary check first to see if you fit with what I needed to do. If you didn't, I would have sent you onto one of the afterlives." The Fertility God stopped Kai-La before he started. "Before you get rowdy it was to help with your new life. I sent it to the Uzu nation in the past." The fertility God said stoically.

"But why?" Kai-La asked. Settling back in bed he pondered on that choice. 'It had to be for a good reason.'

Pakura nestled back onto his arm. She didn't like him moving away. Grabbing on tighter she settled back in.

"For the purpose and the intent of having your feelings and desires for the world and place to feel natural. Since a part of you lived and grew up there with your knowledge of your other life it would make your emotions more real. Since well they are. " The Fertility God said.

"But what if I would have died in the massacre?" Kai-La asked. 'That would be quite a waste for the Fertility God's troubles, wouldn't it?'

"I used my power to never allow you to die. Mortally wounded and maimed sure. But not be able to die. In this way, it created a viable name for you on the battlefield and explain some of your battle prowess. Shock and awe when people see the Uzumaki Warlord. What I didn't change was the destruction of Uzu itself. "The Fertility God said grimly.

"So important stuff had to happen. But you can change it after key things happen? I take it Naruto's birth and having the Nine-Tails implanted in him." Kai-La said trying to understand.

The God of Fertility just waved his hand sideways. "World plot is tricky. For every key moment, we allow taking place. The more we can change but... now that you are here, things have solidified into a new world and path. But do not worry about that for now. Let's get back to you." Kai-La nodded and he continued.

"It happened before the core of the world started. Don't ask! Anyway, before you reincarnated to this world combining your soul with the other took time. I delivered a scroll to the Hokage from Spirit World in disguise mind you. Turning into a giant ape was fun. As a higher authority than his contracted Summons, I left it to him. I needed to get you to that meeting. All the bell's and whistles were applied to the scroll to make sure it was authentic." The Fertility God said. He stopped to eat a grape. After eating it he grabbed an apple and started to peel it.

"I see."

"As for the contents, it showed the signature of the First Kage of the Leaf village as well as the First of the Whirpool. The contents also contained who your parents were. Your father was an Elder of the Senju clan before it formed the Leaf village with others." The Fertility God started to cut it after peeling it.

"But wait, wouldn't they be old....like hella old?" Kai-La asked shocked.

Shaking his head yes the Fertility God answered with a smile. "Yes. Your father in the clan was older than the First Kage's father. Your mother was older than the first of the Whirpool's as well. You were conceived and raised in the Whirpool village once it was founded obviously. All records will point towards your birth as set up for war. Aa product of trust having been broken. Even records to illustrate back to the 10 Tails walking the Earth. Or rampaging that the people called it."

"Man I think you may have done a little overkill. I thought I was supposed to be able to relax." Kai-La said with a frown.

"Hahaha, you will." The Fertility God laughed. This caused the woman next to him to stir awake. He handed her a cut apple that she placed in her mouth. Chewing it she went right back to sleep.

"I inserted a prophecy to show a child will be conceived to end a war. He will be accompanied by blood and death and leave life and prosperity in his wake. It reads that this will start after a fall of a nation. But it doesn't say which one. Or hints to any really. The Whirlpool village fit that to a T. The natural events that took place after will fit as well. This also allowed the World to help even more so to solidify your existence."

"Holy fucking shit. This fills Extra you know." Kai-La said beside himself. "But the suit was nice."

"The suit was basically to make you comfortable. Even when your soul was here you weren't comfortable with the clothes here. Your soul started to gain strength as you fought and grew attached to this world naturally. I did not expect that, but that is not part of my domain. Just Fertility and some other things. Your soul combining with its main half again your traits and mannerisms would take back full control. But it doesn't seem like it matter so there's that."

"So I fused with myself then?" Kai-La asked hoping it was as simple as that.

"Sure you can say that. Good news Naruto is your biological cousin. His mother is a distant relative of yours. As far as the red hair goes of the Uzumaki clan the Senju clan's bloodline keeps the traits from becoming dominant that's what the public will believe. But in actuality, the Kryptonian DNA is the reason why. Most have not seen your hair yet. So adding some red streaks will help in that regard or you can allow it to come out naturally when you use your chakra." The Fertility God said after eating the remaining slices of the apple. He reaches for another apple and started to peel it as another woman walked into the room.

"Unlike the Uzumaki's you make and change others into. You will not have the chains. The Kryptonian DNA will not allow it. Well unless you want to make those cells the less dominant one."

"Fat freaking chance. I will not do that." Kai-La said matter of factly. Didn't seem like he would budge on this.

The Fertility God just shook his head at that. He waved his hand and Kai-La felt a tingle in his spine. "That is good. It would be quite disastrous to do that to one of your wish abilities. In that regard, you have an even higher Chakra pool. That of 3 times of any of the purebred Uzumaki. As well as a superior healing ability."

"So do I have high chakra already? Or do I have to do something to unlock it?" Kai-La asked. He felt some traces of Chakra but not a high volume.

"You have high chakra yes. Light chakra to be exact. But you must train it like everyone else. The knowledge is there but it's like riding a bike. It will come quickly to you. Don't worry. For the war, you mostly used Kryptonian prowess. And your own modified techniques with chakra. You know a few techniques but you did a lot of brawn. It was explained in the scroll that was given to the First Hokage. So he won't bother you about that." The Fertility God said calmly. He was currently giving the new woman a massage.

"Understood. So explain to me the cell control if you will." Kai-La said as he started to think about the moves he knew.

"Hmm, your cell control. That works best on you. Better on your wives and children. On others not so much." The Fertility God said moving his head side to side. "Well more like fair on the people you like. Think the Kryptonian in you for that. The whole connecting to the Universe thing. When I mean fair, I mean about times 3 of Tsunade's cell control on them. This is the current you. It can only get better with time."

"Umm, I will spend time training. There is the Hyuga incident coming up. With Hisa as a wife, I will most likely have to attend. It will kind of suck for them if they start any nonsense. I don't mind snapping some necks there." Kai-La said with a devilish smile.

"Heh, that's good. Insulting what we consider ours, does not bode well for anyone else. Do defend yourself and them. Understand?" The Fertility God said more than ask to Kai-La's understanding.

"I will. Don't worry too much. I will kill as needed who endangers the family." Kai-La said extremely serious. His soul started to strengthen. The fusing of its two parts speed up.

"Mmmhm. Onto your summoning. People and items you remember can be summoned. Of course, it falls under the same levels as your cell control. If it's for your personal use it works best. Especially for your goals. Whether its to heal, treat, train, or protect your family better. To use on someone else so so. It will expend chakra." The Fertility God said as he laid back in bed. The woman laid on his other arm.

"Understandable. So are one of your domains Greed.?" Kai-La asked noticing a pattern.

"A form of Greed. Your other ability is basically an analyzer ability. In other words, seeing something allows you to understand how it works in theory. No that is nowhere near to instant mastery just outliners for what you notice. You still have to put it into practice and assimilate your body. Considering it resonated with the cell abilities. I wish you luck in your endeavors." The Fertility God said with a smirk.

"Well..ok. I need mystery in my life." Kai-La said slightly amused.

"Ah, to your last ability. The dimensional portal abilities. It work's on chakra as well. So if you wanna create a pocket universe I suggest increasing your reserves at a high base level of chakra. Speaking of your portals. They also have time warping abilities. Combined with the dimension abilities you can kind of warp through timelines. Of this world only! I cannot stress that enough. Your existed all togethor has destroyed this timeline. So everything is not how it should be. Well at the complete fusion part. Pakura and any other women you acquire out of this timeline will change others perspective of them." The Fertility God said.

"What the hell does that mean?" Kai-La was a little confused. Actually, he was majorly confused.

"Heh. What I am saying don't go and save someone in the past and bring them to this present timeline and not expect trouble." The Fertility God said plainly but serious. The women where both awake and staring.

"Got it. Don't plan on doing that but... I most likely will. Just to cause trouble for someone. There are a few people I need to see some things. Terrible things but I will do my best not to go too far." Kai-La said. He was already thinking of something he wanted someone to see. 'Kakashi will need to see a few things.'

"Very well. I think that should have covered most of the issues you were confused about. Before we end this conversation. Me and the Goddess of Victory and Wisdom made up. They are both quite sorry about what happen when you arrived. The whole smacking you when you opened the door to the room I sent you to. I didn't know they were back." The Fertility God said with a smile. "Haaa they are both quite happy to be pregnant. For that, they have blessed your adopted child and some of your future ones that will join your family. It is not a lot of power for them. But it will help them."

"Hmm thank them for me," Kai-La said remembering the smacks across the face. Also, his soul ripping in three. 'Wait in three... that's a little weird. Lots of three's.'

"Before I forget you have some of Uzu's treasury in a pocket dimension. It's only a small part but enough to take care of your families. I do believe you will be able to gather your own funds. Hmmm.. wait a minute." The Fertility God turned to the side and started to talk to the Goddess of wisdom Kai-La believed.

"The last bit of info for you. The timeline you are in only has the Naruto, Naruto Shipudden and it's movies. Boruto's world or any revealed information it had does not apply. Unless there is a breach everything should be fine. Its choices will not affect the world you are in. After you finish the point up to the end of the traditional timeline the final battle we will talk about what happens next. For now peace. Have a good morning." The Fertility God said before peacing out with his thumbs raised.

'That was a lot to process. At least I am less confused I think. Wait... did he say morning.' Kai-La thought. He then looked outside with his x-ray vision. Sure enough, the sun was rising. Maybe an hour before dawn or so. 'Dammit. Its gonna be a day. Wait what adopted kid. Screw it. I will get this nap in.'

Elsewhere

The Goddess of victory waved her left hand over an image. The red-haired Goddess looks to her husband. "Why not tell him more." She said with a smirk.

"The boy doesn't need to know yet. In time he will. Are you happy Uzu-La with your new child that grows?" The Fertility God asked. He already knew the answer but wanted to hear the answer.

"Of course she is. We both are. I agree you should have told him more. Even I think it is unwise to not share more and I am a Goddess of Wisdom." The blue-haired woman said with a knowing smile.

"Iza-La you know it all. You are not always right." The Fertility God said.

"Pft sure, sure Carnage. Sure." Both Goddess said looking at him.