Info Dump

PHONE START

My phone screen in my arm lit up, displaying the Google home screen. "At least after 500 years Google is still around." "This display is to small, let me move it back to my head."

PHONE DISPLAY DEFAULT

DISPLAY IS NOW TRANSFERRED TO HEAD UNIT

I blinked and my vision was filled with the home page of Google, "Now I have to be careful of what i search i don't know if im being monitored." "Lets try privacy mode"

PRIVACY MODE ENGAGED PLEASE STATE LEVEL OF PRIVACY

"Uh lets go with maximum."

MAXIMUM PRIVACY IS NOW IN EFFECT

PLEASE NOTE ALL BROWSING WILL NOW BE TEMPORARILY UNABLE TO BE MONITORED

THIS FEATURE IS ONLY FOR GOVERNMENT PERSONNEL ALL UNAUTHORIZED USERS WILL BE PUNISHED WITH A FINE AND IMPRISONMENT NOT TO EXCEED 10 SOL CYCLES

"Wow how did Jenny get access to this?" "I better be careful and not let anyone know I have this." Where should i start, "I guess the beginning." I searched up info on my plane crash.

PLANE CRASHES Earth 2019 Report

Over a million search results have been returned in less than 0.0000001 seconds.

I looked at the first page it was from The New York Times. It was dated January 10th, 2020, 2019 record number of plane crashes, over 500 planes crashed or head some kind of explosions on them last year.

I blinked 500 accidents? What could have happened. I clicked the page and scrolled down to read the article.

"Last year there was a record number of planes that went down. From commuters to small and private aircrafts. From mechanical failure and issues with animals. From explosions resulting from bad plane designs and other freak accidents, a record number of planes went down not seen since the grounding of all flights since 2001.

"However none of these plane crashes were the results of terrorism. Each crash report from the NTSB reports mechanical, bird strikes, weather phenomena, and a dozen or so other reasons." Below is a list of planes that went down last year and the people that died."

"No terrorism, i was blown up by a suicide vest. How is that not a terrorist!" Something doesn't add up. I did a search function on the page looking for Jason Mendoza. There was my name next to another 187 other people. The reason for my crash was listed as mechanical failure in the engine caused by bird strikes.

"Bird strikes my ass, i was murdered. This is insane, some kind of cover up." Was it the Visitors? Maybe they had infiltrated Earth before hand and sabotaged are counter defense. I did another search for when the Visitors first appeared on Earth.

Visitors 2025 arrival

YOUR SEARCH RETURNED 1 BILLION RESULTS IN 0.000001 seconds

I clicked the first link. It was another New York Times article. Aliens are among us and they bring friendship, technology and Beer? The article went on to describe how The Visitors had heard our radio signals and came to our planet to invite us to join the galactic community. They called themselves the Yazlix, at least thats what we could pronounce it as. The had scanned our planet from orbit and noticed our problem with food distribution. That there was not enough food for everyone even though our planet had plenty of water.

So they gifted us a type of super oat that could be planted in extreme environments and had an immunity to salt water. Thus being able to be planted in deserts and use ocean water for irrigation. We would be able to solve our food problems in less that 2 years. No one would ever starve again.

"So they solved the food crisis?" How compassionate of them." i said sarcastically. I clicked back preparing to do another search when i thought, "this is gonna take to long, there must be a way for a direct download for what i need."

PHONE HELP i said hoping it would work.

PLEASE STATE NATURE OF PROBLEM

Is there a way to download information directly to my brain?

INFORMATION CAN BE DIRECTLY DOWNLOADED TO MEMORY CORTEX FOR INSTANT UNDERSTANDING

Awesome.

PLEASE NOT THAT KNOWLEDGE DOWNLOAD CAN NOT EXCEED 10 GB PER SOL CYCLE

YOU HAVE 3.7 GB OF INSTANT MEMEORY DOWNLOAD AVAILABLE FOR THIS SOL CYCLE THERE ARE 180 DAYS REMAINING IN THE SOL CYCLE 2519

There is a limit? Thats good news bad news i guess. Good that i can figure out whats going on quickly but bad if im gonna be here from now on. I will probably need to save some of that download for school and I definitely need to get the general knowledge and teen girl package. Fuck how much space is all that?

PHONE HELP

PLEASE STATE NATURE OF REQUEST

How much memory is needed for a teen girl general knowledge of 2519 packet?

REQUESTED PACKET REQUIREMENTS ARE 0.3 GB OF DOWNLOAD ALLOTMENT

How much for 26th century general knowledge packet

REQUESTED PACKET REQUIREMENTS ARE 1.2 GB OF DOWNLOAD ALLOTMENT

And how much is needed for a High School year 1 packet?

REQUESTED PACKET REQUIREMENTS ARE 2 GB OF DOWNLOAD ALLOTMENT

That only leaves me with 0.2 GB for emergencies, looks like it will take me awhile before i can figure out what happened. I either have to do it the slow way, or wait until next Sol Cycle.

PHONE DOWNLOAD PACKETS 1 AND 2

I should wait until i start school before I actually download the required packets, there might be something more efficient or streamlined i can download directly from the school.

REQUESTED PACKETS DOWNLOADING TIME TO COMPLETION IS 3 SECONDS PLEASE STANDBY FOR DOWNLOAD

COMMENCE DOWNLOAD IN

3

2

1

DOWNLOADING TEEN GIRL GENERAL KNOWLEDGE 2519 PACKET

SYNCHRONIZATION

DOWNLOAD COMPLETE

DOWNLOADING 26TH CENTURY GENERAL KNOWLEDGE PACKET

SYNCHRONIZATION

DOWNLOAD COMPLETE

THANK YOU FOR YOUR DOWNLOAD

My eyes fluttered as the new knowledge flashed through my mind. I now knew all the things a teen girl of 2519 should know. From fashion, celebrities, and music and more. I also now had knowledge about the galactic government Earth was apart of. Who my local representative was, the Earth Senator and President. I guess we have a Galactic Senate. Star wars got something right, neat.

Also i now had a general idea of who the Yazlix were and the level of technology that was at my disposal. From spaceships and off world colonies, to jobs and currency used by the Galaxy. It looks like we have jump drives that facilitate faster than light travel. Neat!

I thought about what kind of job would allow me to build my own little empire now that im here. It looks like if i go to military school and join the pilot program i will be able to learn the necessary skills to be able to pilot my own mech and starship, and eventually be able to have my own fleet.

Although it will be under the galactic government, i will need to find a way to break away or start a secret fleet without their knowledge with my own loyal subordinates. Thats a long term goal.

In the mean time i now knew how to handle the memory backups of Jenny, it looks like my info dump is mostly complete. Now to sort through everything.