Chapter 1 - R & R

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In an ultra high-end hospital, a middle-aged man waiting outside of a private room grabs a doctor passing by.

"OY, HOW MUCH LONGER DO I HAVE TO WAIT, DAMN IT!"

"u-uhh, Sir, I-I d..."

"... Mikael, calm down. Everything will be alright." said an old man that just arrived at the scene.

The old man has a weird facial structure aching to a half-mask of a mouth with sharp, protruding teeth. The middle aged man, Mikael, has a similarly weird facial structure, albeit with slight differences.

"Old man, I can't. My child is about to be born! My heart won't calm down. It's as if my body is getting ready for a battle that'll last a lifetime!" said the middle-aged man as he released the doctor that scrambles away.

"sigh... Even if you can't calm down there is no need for you to be walking aimlessly, shouting out to any doctor passing by now, do you? Calm down before I beat you to calmness."

"M-Mhmm..."

Mikael's whole body shivers before he walks to the old man's side. The two wait patiently by the door, looking at it intently, waiting for something to happen.

A few more minutes pass before a sharp cry fills the 2 people's ears.

"GUUOOOOHH!!!" Mikael shouts before kicking the door open to a scene he will never forget.

Yes. His child...

... 's tendrils wrapping around every doctor and nurse before throwing them to the door.

"W-W-What's happening here!?!?"

"PLEASE HELP US!!!"

"S-S-SIR, G-GET AWAY!!!"

"AAAAAHHH!!!"

The door gets slammed as as last of the nurses get thrown out.

"What in the world?"

Mikael turns his head away from the door and looks at the hospital. On it, a beautiful woman, singing a song with a pale face, lies down while holding something in her arms.

"H-Honey! Are you alright?" Mikael, with a slightly panicky look, said.

"...Yes, Darling." said the beautiful woman lying down with the baby in her arms. "Our child is very powerful don't you think? hehe. "

"O-Ooh..." Mikael says as he sighs in relief.

'She looks fine.'"That's good, that's good. How is our little trouble maker?"

"Why don't you take a look..."

The woman slowly turns the baby so that her husband could see.

A healthy newborn baby boy with a weird facial structure comes into view, flesh tendrils going back into his body and both eyes still closed. His head slowly turns, facing the excited husband, as if he can already see.

Other than the initial cry, the baby remains relatively quiet, only releasing tiny murmurs as if trying to say something to the loving parents.

"Uoohhh, Honeeyy! It looks like he's going to say his first words!"

"Blockhead darling, don't be stupid. He just came out of me."

"HA HA HA HA..."

If the two parents could hear what the baby is thinking, they would hear...

'... WHAT THE HELL!'