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Chapter 35

The demands of work and life in every aspect of modern society are exceedingly high.

Under the weight of this constant pressure, most individuals strive to find something enjoyable to entertain themselves.

As a consequence, these people have watched far too many entertainment programs, becoming overly familiar with the typical tricks and plots in the process.

Hence, eliciting laughter from them is no longer a simple task.

Therefore, when netizens learned about Han Haocheng's live streaming content, a large part of them immediately came over to relax and have some fun.

Newcomers, upon witnessing Han Haocheng trolling the tattooed young man and openly hitting on the lad's girlfriend, roared with laughter and slapped their thighs.

Some newbies opened the previously edited videos and fell on the ground laughing at the live door-to-door sales of coffins. The broadcast about buying the smallest sized condoms brought another round of hysterical laughter.

"Oh my God, I've only been reading the news of this streamer these past few days, never clicking in. But now that I have taken a look at these videos, I can't stop laughing!"

"Awesome, that purchase of the smallest-sized condom was unbelievable. Even the beautiful salesgirl was shocked silly, hahahahaha!"

"There is even a door-to-door sales of coffins. This has left me totally speechless. When the 190cm tall, muscular man went berserk and started chasing after the streamer, I just couldn't stop laughing."

"Not to forget, he also faced the pursuit of these hooligans wielding machetes, this broadcaster is truly incredible!"

"Being honest, isn't this much more humorous than some variety shows?"

"Indeed, is this not far more amusing than those 'educational skits' that are often overpriced nowadays?"

"Yeah, ain't this way more interesting than a few so-called popular comedies?"

"Brother Haocheng, the emerging star in the entertainment industry, I support!"

"I can't wait for dawn. What kind of surprising prank will he present in his next live-stream?!"

Some netizens, lying in the live broadcast room, were eagerly anticipating what devious content Han Haocheng would bring after dawn.

The heat kept on rising.

It continued to ferment until the next day.

However, as it got closer and closer to noon that day, Han Haocheng's live broadcast had still not commenced.

Anxious discussions erupted among netizens:

"Why hasn't it started yet? Could it be that something happened?"

"Yeah, something's definitely off. He usually starts in the morning every day... Why is it almost noon now, and there is still no movement?"

"Maybe the streamer has run out of ideas and is planning to take a day off?"

"This possibility is extremely unlikely. I believe the anchor has plenty of clever ideas. Something must have happened!"

"Hiss! Could it be that he was surrounded and attacked by that gang of young delinquents?"

"Hey, don't jinx him. If something actually happens, it'll be a massive loss for the entire live streaming community!"

"Absolutely true that! Brother Haocheng is a beacon of light for us old netizens. How could something like this happen? No! I am willing to offer that all the netizens who have seen this message stay single for ten years in exchange for Streamer Han Haocheng's safety. Amen!"

"Oh my God, should we call the police?"

"The probability of something happening is quite high. Is there anybody here who knows the host's address? I suggest reporting to the police!"

"..."

Speculation buzzed among the netizens. Concerned for Han Haocheng's safety, some even inquired about his address to alert the police.

Just as everyone was in the midst of intense speculation, the live broadcast room suddenly opened!

Concerned fans immediately commented one after the other to express their relief:

"I was scared to death, host, you finally started live-streaming."

"Sure enough, the most beautiful words in the world are 'false alarm.' I can't express how relieved I feel seeing you live, streamer!"

"Host, quickly tell us, why did you start so late today? What were you doing?"

"We thought something happened to you, streamer. Fortunately, everything's fine!"

The delay in Han Haocheng starting the broadcast wasn't due to any troubles; rather, he simply overslept after taking the physique-improving pill yesterday.

As mentioned earlier, taking the pill was comparable to being administered anesthesia and falling into a deep sleep.

When he woke up, he found that his entire body was full of energy, as if he had become a different person.

He thoroughly tested his physical abilities in the room and discovered that whether doing push-ups or planks, he was significantly stronger than his past self.

Han Haocheng noticed that his explosive power, speed, endurance, etc. had all been comprehensively improved.

Thus, he joyously prepared to start live broadcasting and share his jubilation with everyone, but he instantly noticed that his followers had increased by hundreds of thousands overnight.

The total number of fans had increased to 300,000. Han Haocheng was stupefied when he saw this massive increase.

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Previously, after half a month of effort, the fan count didn't even reach one thousand.

After just a few daily tasks, he directly became a small internet celebrity with 300,000 fans?

'Sure enough, once one's luck arrives, it's unstoppable.'

"Ah, everyone, don't worry."

"I woke up late simply because I exercised a lot yesterday and had a bit to drunk, so I overslept."

Obviously, Han Haocheng couldn't talk about the 'physical fitness improving pill', thus he replied in an evasive manner.

After the viewers heard his reasoning, they breathed out a sigh of relief, fired bullet comments one after another, and began asking about the main topic:

"Oh, that's it. Now I can relax! Well then, come on streamer, let's get started!"

"Yes, anchor, what kind of prank are you planning to do today? Let's begin!"

"That's right, host, what's today's project? Still approaching beautiful women?"

"Or are you gonna look for another ferocious person today?"

"Will you be purchasing small-sized condoms again today? Or, perhaps, you'd prefer to sell coffins once more?

"..."

When the fun-loving people in the live broadcast room realised that Han Haocheng wasn't in any danger, they started asking about today's trolling content straight away.

Han Haocheng then came to his senses and swiftly opened the contents of today's quest.

Previously too focused on the joy of improving his physical qualities, he had forgotten to check the daily tasks.

Upon confirming the system's mission specifics, the corners of Han Haocheng's mouth twitched involuntarily.

[Today's 'live life to the fullest' task requires you to:

While live broadcasting, earnestly invite a monk who thinks highly of himself to visit your house and perform rituals. Upon his arrival, ask him to bless and fix the light bulb!]

'Good Lord, pretend something's up, and then invite a monk home to perform rituals.

Finally, after the monk arrives...

Let him bless the lightbulb at your own house?'

Just thinking about this experience triggered Han Haocheng's embarrassment.

'How would the monk see it? What would the monk think?

Does the system have issues with monks?

Otherwise, Why opt for a monk with a high opinion of himself?

This...this is too harsh!'

Honestly, after seeing this system task...

Even Han Haocheng, who had mentally prepared himself, was dumbfounded!

'This system is indeed bizarre; what kind of *living to the fullest* was this?'

Han Haocheng gritted his teeth, holding back his desire to avoid facing social death.

'Anyway, let's see what the rewards are before making a decision.'

He continued reading the details:

[Mission Rewards: ]

[1: 220,000 yuan,]

[2: No matter how much it costs to hire a monk this time, all expenses will be reimbursed.]

[Note: When completing any task, you cannot explicitly or implicitly suggest to the other party that 'this is a game.'

You must try to make the other party feel your seriousness and solemnity; otherwise, it will be considered cheating, and the task will fail.]

Upon verifying the mission rewards, he learned it amounted to a whopping 220,000 yuan.

This was double the rewards of the previous few tasks, each of which was around one hundred thousand.

All of a sudden, Han Haocheng didn't feel embarrassed, reluctant or as if facing social death. He simply muttered one word lightly: "F**k!"

Without any further hesitation, he immediately went off air and changed the live room's title to:

[Seriously inviting a monk to come to my home and perform rituals. Upon arrival, immediately requesting him to bless and fix the light bulb!]

Afterwards, he swiftly restarted live-streaming!

People in the live broadcast room quickly noticed the changed title.

As soon as they read it, they were instantly dumbfounded!

Immediately, knowing grins started forming on their faces!

Had a busy day, thankfully finished the chapter. Enjoy!

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