Never to be seen in love again

Love. Love is such a foolish thing.

Dracula had just found out that his wife had been sleeping with other men!

How stupid could he have been. Of course she would. She only married him for vengeance. Did he do something wrong? Not tell her something? Accidentally not notice her presence? He always asked her approval, told her everything and was always aware of her presence. So he couldn't figure out why she cheated on him.

"I'm sorry." A crying Satan said. "I don't know why I did it, I swear."

"I don't care what you have to say! I gave you everything you ever wanted!" Dracula fumed.

"No, not everything." Sobbed Satan.

"What?! How dare you doubt my providing for this family! I gave you the most expensive jewelry, the best car for you, and children. And you knew I didn't want children!" Raged Dracula.

"You didn't give me your trust or love. The tw - " she didn't get to finish her sentence, as Dracula interrupted her.

"Well of course I didn't! I was scared this would happen! And it did. Now leave!" He roared