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Dear People,

I had this friend whose lock was semi-broken.After putting in the combination he had to constanly jerk his lock to open it and half of the time it didn't even work.So I tried,I first hit it and said obey your master as a joke,put in the combination and did a hard tug and boom It worked!!!Friend did exact thing and it wouldn't bulge,so it only listens to me now

So today after class I was walking with two friends.Let's name them Godie(male) and Laner(Female).So Godie has a crush on Laner and we just read a poem.I was explaining the poem and making connections with Romance.I then suddenly raised my voice and said Love does not last! Seize the moment to confess!!(Keep in mind I had been dropping subtle hints for weeks)Then after the statement she left and I was left wondering if she was as dense as those harem protagonists.