1 Day one

On the first day I became a web novel author I sort of expected things such as a people working on their own story and that was how it was for awhile but once it struck at 12 AM shit started to go down. At the start, a voice chat was started with Author #1, Author #2, and Author #3. Both Author #2, and Author #1 were doing a live stream on YouTube reading original novels and novels in general.

Author #2 I gotta say does the funniest voices sometime and it kill me. Nothing much happened during the live stream but what happened after is the just one of the funniest but not 'the' funniest things that happened.

One of the members of the group, Author #4 has the moest voice ever. No seriously, she has THE most moest voice I had ever heard in my life. Every time she would talk everyone would fawn over her voice. What got me was when Author #1 said 'imagine if Author #4 was actually a grown man using a voice changer." that would've killed me. Imagine hearing a cute girl voice but figuring out it was a grown man behind the voice. I would've killed myself immediately.

But soon after some of us started getting off somebody wanted to do a patchwork stories with those that were left. for those that don't know what a patchwork story is. It is when we authors would try to connect the sentences in any away we we can. meaning we can start anywhere on the page. And let me just say, the end work of this is one of the funniest shit ever. The story is pasted below. please enjoy.

<Kimura Cho woke up to the sunlight shining through the window, his body smothered by several blankets. Stretching as he woke up, he walked downstairs towards the bathroom. He then used the bathroom. After finishing his number two, Cho decided to go outside.

After taking a leisurely stroll into an interplanar dimension, he had returned to his abode to sleep.

Cho had a big urge to whip his duck out in front of the public and pet it tenderly. After finishing, he contemplated life while sighing dejectedly. He was unhappy with his sex life. He looked downward as he continued to walk to school.

While he was walking towards the school he saw his step-mom. He spoke to her,

"Hello, mother."

"What are you doing son?"

Cho did a backflip. "I'm here for you!"

She gave him a confused look as she asked, "What for?"

Cho then grabbed three oranges from the tree to start juggling them; Cho played with his balls.

Seeing his action, she approached closer and bent down, positioning her face in front of his 'little brother'.

"Are you sure, you want to do this in public, mother?"

She grabbed the 'little brother' and rubbed it while they were still in the middle of the street.

Tired of watching his foster mother rubbing the action figurine, he grabbed it from her and placed it back in his pocket.

Taking advantage of the moment, Cho leaned in to kiss her cheek. Hikaru's face turned bright red in embarrassment.

"B-b-but you're my son… it's not right!"

"Stepson, mother." He leaned close to her ear and whispered, "You be a dirty snail, and I'll be the crazy man with a snail fetish."

"Roleplay…well I guess I'm up for that…"

"Well, the stepson part is roleplay, at least."

"Step-son, foster son, it makes no difference since we aren't related by blood, and I have never had a child. Now, pretend we're actually mother and son!"

"You can deny it all you want, mother, but the truth of our blood-related love will forever bind us into an eternal, irresistible pact."

"That's what I want to hear. Now, fuck my brains out like it's 1950, and AIDS hasn't been discovered yet."

He shrugged his shoulders and responded, "Works for me then."

He pushed his 'step'-mother down to the floor, unsheathing his unholy blade.

He then ripped her skirt, revealing the precious gem hidden beneath.

"Son, your 'little brother' is so small," she lightly chuckled.

The mother transformed into a tiny snail permanently with no way of transforming back ever in the universe, even in the sentences before and after this sentence.

The snail-mother reached out her tentacles, slipping one thin slimy strand into Cho's urethra.

Cho kneeled down to his knees, currently absorbed in the pleasure he felt.

"How does it feel having my tentacles inside you?" she grinned.

"IT FEELS GREAT!"

All of a sudden, Cho moved to the snail-mother's face and kissed her sloppily.

Cho pinched the shell with his two fingers and plucked it from the snail-mother, creating a small popping sound, placing the shell in his mouth.

Chewing it numerous times, Cho felt more invigorated than before and continued to fuck the snail-mother.

They continued fucking through the night.

Cho fell asleep on the floor, exhausted by the workout.

After a short time, his step-mother came through the door pulling out a gun from her shell, pointing it at the sleeping youth. But, with his godly instinct, Cho was able to sense her pointing the gun at him.

He then got up and charged at her, knocking her down again. Seeing that her attempt to take his life failed, she looked up to him and spoke in a seductive voice, "Fuck me once more."

Cho suddenly sat up on his bed and realized everything that had just happened was a dream because he had no living family members left alive, period.

At the exact moment he had this thought, however, he felt something slimy tickling his inner thigh, reaching up to wrap around his shaft!

The End.

THIS STORY SUCKED SNAIL PUSSY>