38 Chapter 36 - Do You Z Them? Aliens!

(A/N: So last chapter I asked if you, the readers, wanted Bulla or Bra as her name and of course we got a disorganized vote for them. In the chapter comments, there is a lot for Bra while on the paragraph were I asked, there is a lot for Bulla. I don't know why I am making a big deal out of this when literally both names mean the same thing. I'm going to say Bra in this chapter but will change it if Bulla is chosen.) (Edited: Bulla was chosen)

(So I am going to make a paragraph comment on THIS PARAGRAPH saying Bulla and one saying Bra, whichever gets the most likes when I check on it on Monday will have its permanent name cemented. So vote if you have a preference. Or don't.)

Goku's life has settled in a routine and a quite comfortable one at that. Wake up fully refreshed from the king-sized bed to a long workout session in the morning. Going into the kitchen to see Chichi make breakfast for them and spend time with them and the babies in the afternoon. Next was lunch then a more serious training session. After that, he would relax, eat dinner, and frolic in bed.

Of course, he would get a quick shag or two in between away from the babies. He couldn't resist when they were tempting him so much. At least that is what he blamed and not his Saiyan stamina.

The two, knowing how much Goku did it with no restraint, created a piece of tech that made Goku sterile when on. So whenever they were ready for another baby, they would turn it off and go ham. Bulma spent a lot of time on it making sure that it didn't interfere with the 'taste' and even made it have a hint of whatever she wanted flavor-wise. Neat.

Gohan and Bulla were raised basically as twins even though their looks were more inclined with their mothers. Even growing up, Bulla was more forceful and assertive while Gohan was more laidback and observant. Definitely from their mother's side.

It's only 2 years until Raditz arrives and he has already achieved a maximum of 120Gs. However, there is a limit to how much a Saiyan's body can go through by just continuous reps in gravity intense situation. Not everything is about the body.

With all the years of research on Goku's spaceship, they were about to create an ultra-fast spaceship that has been seeing positive results in its testing. With this, they could set a foothold in the environment of space and explore its endless possibilities.

Goku normally trains under 80-100Gs as default as he can still feel growth and only goes higher if he wants to push himself.

Chichi was the model housewife looking after the kids and cooking meals. Bulma was the designated breadwinner except she already has a lot of dough to work with. So she only worked when she found it fun to research something and spent the rest of the time with her family. Goku trained a lot in the morning and noon but really enjoyed spending time with the girls or play with the kids when the girls needed a break.

Even if his ginormous endurance, dealing with kids were still a pain in the neck. Although they never trained, they were still stronger than the average person making Chichi and Bulma break a sweat whenever they tried to deal with them.

Especially Bulla as she threw tantrums while Gohan just stood in the sideline and benefited from it. They would sometimes give in or distract her with food and Gohan would join in and reap some of the benefits without doing anything. The quiet ones are always the scariest.

The thing that really threw the girls off their game was the use of the tails from the infants. With the little appendage sticking out of their butt, they were able to use it to climb easier, grab things better, and really just outwit them when they didn't expect it.

The two had a room next to their parents but like all good parents, they created high tech soundproof walls to shield their ears every night.

He hasn't really seen the others at all with them doing their own things. They only came over to get updated versions of their gravity belts and give and receive updates about life.

Goku's fame in this world is on another level compared to the alternative. His internet fame transitioned to ones in par with celebrities after his third appearance in the World Martial Arts Tournament and his relationship with one of the most powerful women has been revealed.

Memes and articles have circulated about him continuously which made the situation even more surreal. Living a life of comfort like this was something he always dreams of, but he knew that he could not stop, at least for the foreseeable future about getting stronger.

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(2 years later)

"For the last time Gohan we were just playing around in the closet eating ice cream. Your Aunt Bulma really enjoys it so I have to give it to her daily. Now onto the task at hand, the most fun way to fish is to have your tail in the water..." Goku and the two kids were out in the forest by a lake fishing.

Having some dad time and teach them the Saiyan way to fish was really the only good way to fish.

"So like this?" Bulla dipped her tiny tail in the water bobbing it back in forth like her dad beside her. Gohan quickly copied Bulla's movement completely forgetting his suspicion in the conversation before. Man, Bulma really needs to create something to counter that.

"Alright, I will stand back and watch. When you see the fish about to bite, pull your tail back, and let me do the rest!" They had a lot of fun in the lake catching 2 big fish after Goku quickly chopped at them when they came back. He called nimbus and let the two kids ride as he flew side by side.

By the time they got the house, the sun was already going down. Chichi expertly whipped up an excellent fried fish dish and started to read the kids a bedtime story to have them sleep. Goku went to the back and looked up in the starry sky wondering if he could see something special.

"What's the matter?" His wife came behind him dressed for bed, as in not dressed at all, and asked him with a look of concern. It wasn't every day that he had a serious look on his face like their world is going to be turned upside down.

"It's nothing really, we should go to bed." Tomorrow was the day Raditz lands on Earth, at least if his memory serves him correct. His evil blood brother, wonder how he will react to how much stronger he is than him.

"The kids should be asleep by now, and I think you need all the time to can get if you want to get through a night of Chichi's fetishes. That lady is so sweet on the outside but can really surprise you with how out there she is in the bedroom." A quick peck on the lips and they headed to the bedroom to find Chichi shrunken and tied to a dildo standing erect on the bed.

"What the, how did she..."

"Works for me!"

"..."

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Goku woke up with a yawn and stretched his huge arms. He didn't get much sleep last night but they needed to wake up early to meet up with the gang at the turtle island. They decided that they need to meet every year and more because of how long the separation has been.

This was the final nail in the coffin in confirming that Raditz was coming today. He woke up the sleeping beauties and went off to take a shower. They joined him and after their 'long' shower, Goku got the kids in the shower while the girls did their make-up. After everyone was ready, they headed off in their helicopter.

As they were flying to the secluded island, a ship crashed in the middle of nowhere next to a running vehicle. The owner of the vehicle was startled from the incoming foreign object and drove straight to it like any other sane human being.

Arriving at the crater that the impact caused, the farmer got the shotgun from his truck and loaded it with bullets.

"This alien is going to get a face full of bullets from my trusty shotgun! Merica!

Wait why did I say that? What is Merica?

What are these words coming from my mouth? It's the alien's doin'! Nothin' can survive my double barrel!"

A humanoid figure walked out of the pod that crashed into the ground and observed his surrounding. He leaped out the hole with his hair flowing majestically with him. He saw the short human and device in his hand.

"Stay back alien or I will mow you down like in Halo!"

Raditz wasn't listening to him but instead started to talk to himself.

"What is Kakarrot doing? Why hasn't genocide occurred yet?" Speaking like a Nazi, he touched the scouter on his ear and scroll through the text that displayed it to him.

'Is this alien crazy or something? Does he not see that loom of death that I have him in right now? His life is literally one trigger away, one click.'

Raditz finally noticed the guy making him jump back a little. Raditz spat at the man penetrating his stomach all the way through. He then started to slowly fly up in the sky and follow the power level that was displayed on his screen.

'Mah trusty shotgun, I failed you...Follow me to heaven, my love.'

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The family of 5 finally arrived at the turtle house in a timely fashion and milled out of the ship. Krillin, Oolong, Yamcha, Puar, and Roshi came out of the house to meet up with them and were surprised when they were bulldozed by a small tank.

"Bulla get back here, you don't just do that to everyone you see." Bulla was standing on top of a pile of fallen warriors like a queen and pouted when her mom called her down. Looks like the light training that Goku has put the both of them through has seen some significant improvements.

"Fine Mommy, you are so boring." She ran up to her mother's side next to Gohan who just started to apologize to the men that were getting up.

"She is your daughter Goku? She packs quite the punch." Yamcha really felt that in his ribs when he crashed into the floor. He was feeling extremely embarrassed because he was beaten up by a girl but constellated himself by repeating in his head that it was Goku's child.

"Yeah, she is really growing fast! She might even be stronger than you!" Everyone laughed at Goku's joke. Yamcha laughed so hard that tears started to stream from his face like an ocean.

"Anyways I would like to introduce you to my children. The feisty one you saw was Bulla Brief-Son and she is Bulma and my daughter. Say hi Bulla." Goku gently patted her shoulder to give her the cue to talk. She gave out a little cute smile and wave to her audience but they saw differently. That was definitely the smile of the devil.

"This is Son Gohan, he is a little shy but together they make two peas in a pod. They both turned 4 this year." Gohan waved at the group after getting a nudge from Bulla. Bulma decided to hyphenate their last names together while Chichi just wanted to take the full last name of Goku. This way, it would be easier to identify for others whose child is who.

"So you have been training them martial arts Goku? Aren't they a little too young for that kind of stuff." Master Roshi was concerned. Goku's children or not, 4 years of age could leave a strain in their adult bodies if they went through the rigorous martial arts already.

"Oh no, some light exercises to strengthen their bodies. Besides, they are hybrids so they grow fast and are much stronger than you think." Bulma and Chichi picked up thier child and started to coddle them in love. Bulla was trying to get out of it, but even with her hybrid powers, she couldn't escape her mother's love. Gohan just sighed and took it.

Everyone sweat dropped at such an extremely different personality by two different babies by the same person. Really shows how much the mothers play a role in thier behaviors.

Goku felt something in the back of his spine, a high power that was fast approaching him. He turned to look in its direction completely missing the ongoing conversation that was happening.

"Dad? What's wrong." Gohan was the first to notice that his dad stopped talking and everyone looked at Goku.

"Someone is coming, someone with a high battle power. He is right there, do you see him?"

Looking at the sky, they all saw an incoming human flying straight toward them with killer intent.

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