Chapter 10 - Jackie Chun

"Alright ladies and gentlemen, we are onto battle number 4!"

"On the right corner, we have the beautiful lady Ran Fan! Her seductress motifs are second to none as she can even have pigs drool over her!"

"You know he is talking to you right." Bulma was looking down at Oolong with a look of disdain on her face. Oolong was indeed drooling so much that Bulma and Chichi had to step back a little when a puddle formed.

'A-At least M-Master Roshi isn't here. I am afraid of the venue turning into a lake.'

'Where did that perverted old man run off to? Wait why are we even hanging out with these perverts?'

Chichi and Bulma were having similar thoughts as the announcer was introducing the next contestant.

"On the left corner, we have the ferocious Yamcha! Former desert bandit, his charming looks are put to waste when put to the real test!"

Yamcha was already in a fighting stance but he wasn't moving at all like a statue. It looked like his soul was drained when taking one look at Ran Fan.

"Yamcha! You can do it!"

Hearing a voice to her right, Bulma turned that direction to see Puar animately cheering for Yamcha.

"Hey, you are Yamcha's partner, right? What is with him? Why isn't he moving?"

"Huh, it's you guys? Of course! You guys are here to cheer on Goku. Y-Yamcha is extremely nervous around beautiful women. I hope he can survive this match." Puar was looking almost as nervous Yamcha. Under the intense eyes of Bulma, Puar couldn't help but spill the bandit's worst weakness to a girl no less.

"Hmm, I kinda remember something like that." Bulma this time was staring intently at Yamcha judging him brutally.

Going back to the match at hand, the announcer already commenced the battle as Ran Fan was looking at Yamcha playfully. She strut up to him in a very sexy manner by swaying her hips. Yamcha's eyes were roaming unhinged from her hips to the two round mountains on her chest.

Ran Fan rolled her eyes at Yamcha's obvious staring. When she was close, she kicked him as hard as she could, pointedly avoiding the sharp sword in front of Yamcha that might stab her.

Yamcha's sword immediately sheathes itself as he skid across the platform struggling to stand. Before he can reposition himself, Ran Fan dashed up to him and launched a high kick to his face. Using his fast reflexes, his arms lurched in front of his face to form an X shape to block the kick.

Yamcha was able to avoid a painful hit and counterattacked by grabbing her raised leg with one hand and punched with his other. Before his fist connected, he saw the bashful look on Ran Fan's face.

"Oh my. You can see my hidden place down there. I didn't take you for the aggressive type...not that I mind."

Yamcha instantly froze while his face looked like a ripe tomato. Is pupils were gone and he had gone into a daze.

Giggling, Ran Fan leaned in right in his face...before punching him square on the jaw making a tooth fall out. You can see Yamcha's goofy face turn into one of horror when his eyes landed on the flying tooth.

"Ah, sh*t! My handsome face! You are going to get it now!"

Enraged, Yamcha shot out his fist without thinking of anything. It landed on Ran Fan's stomach making her heave. Yamcha followed up with a sweep at her feet to make her fall on her butt.

Yamcha was about to land a finishing blow on her head to knock her out before he saw the sultry smile on her face.

"Y-You don't want to hit me right? H-H-How about a date after this? You look pretty handsome and strong. Just let me win pretty boy." At the end of her tirade, she sent a wink towards Yamcha.

After seeing the dazed girl, his entire body froze once again. He was getting pulled harder and harder to her seduction until he heard the last sentence she sprout. After she said it, his gaze hardened and he picked her up.

"W-What are you doing? At least take me out on a date first. W-W-W-Wait w-what are you doing!?"

Ran Fan was flailing around on Yamcha's arm trying to escape. Yamcha, however, was too strong for her after the injuries she took and he soon arrived at the end of the stage.

Yamcha dropped her off with no remorse making her land with a thud.

"H-Hey if you want to still go on that date, I am open to it."

The last thing Ran Fan saw was Yamcha's nervous smirk that ruined his confident persona. She couldn't help but think of how adorable his attempt was.

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"That last fight ended on a weird note but we have finally entered the semi-finals! Our next fight if the dinosaur Giran vs the child warrior Goku! From Giran's last fight, he defeated Goku's classmate from the Turtle School! Will Goku achieve vengeance or will Giran shut down the once glorious Turtle School?

"Let battle number 5 commence!"

"You turtle kids don't seem so tough! The last guy barely put up a fight!"

Goku didn't say anything and only rushed Giran with lethal intent in his gaze.

Noticing the way this brat upheld himself compared to his companion, he instantly spat at him.

Knowing what the spit was, Goku easily jumped over. The spit hit the wall with a splat next to the gang. Some of it got in Oolong's mouth as he was fervently remembering Ran Fan's match.

"What the fu-. F-F*ck it got in my mouth!" The grossed-out Oolong started to hurl on the spot. Noticing the crisis before it happened, Chichi screamed and kicked Oolong as hard as she can. Oolong flew out of the venue, defying the saying that pigs can't fly before he let out his entire breakfast on the grass outside.

When Goku was above Giran's surprised head, he did an ax kick diagonally on his neck. He aimed towards the weak spot on the neck where it would do the most damage towards the head and spine. Using a lot of leverage and momentum from his flight so when the kick landed, people can hear bones crack.

Giran, however, was a monster, so he was more resilient towards blunt attacks. He was bout to stand up despite his neck injury when he heard a familiar sound.

"Kamehame!"

Goku charged up a Kamehameha to throw it towards Giran. Feeling an immense pressure once again, he tried to fly away like before. This time, he felt something wrap around his right wing. Looking at the reason he couldn't fly, he saw a brown tail locked on to his wing preventing him to fly.

"HA"

Goku finished his Kamehameha and blasted Giran. Giran blocked with his arms, but the pressure instantly crushed them and carried the rest of his body towards the temple wall.

He burst through the temple wall and arched down until he landed outside the venue next to a certain pig.

"S-Shit"

Giran didn't notice Oolong and couldn't hold it anymore. He vomited his breakfast of assorted meats and some of his own blood on the top of Oolong's head.

Everyone else was staring at the match in shock at the sudden turn of events.

When everyone awoke from their stupor, Krillin rushed over from the spectator stands to Goku.

"Goku! I knew that you were stronger than me, but I didn't know by this much!"

"Right now I am not too much stronger, I just used some techniques and tricks to get the jump on him."

Goku wryly smiled at the easy victory as Krillin was still talking to him about the fight.

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"After that short victory in Goku's favor, we have the second round of the semi-finals! The fan-favorite Jackie Chun who has surprised everyone with his old age vs the literal lady killer Yamcha who makes girls fall on their asses!

"Let battle number 6 commence!"

"You have a potential young man. You will 100% be an important character in the future." Jackie Chun was stroking his hair while he said that.

"Uhh, thanks, old man. Enough talk, let's do this!"

At that signal, Yamcha rushed towards Jackie with his claws outstretched like a canine. When he saw what Jackie did to powerful Nam during his match, Yamcha put out all stops.

Starting with his opener, a mid-sweeping kick, Jackie responded with a duck at the perfect time.

Seeing his opening, Yamcha rained down his claws towards the low Jackie Chun.

"Wolf Fang Fist!"

Jackie Chun, put in an awkward position, started to twist like he was in several different twister positions.

"Why won't you get hit!?" Punch after punch couldn't touch the Jackie despite the frightening speed that Yamcha displayed.

After a little bit, Jackie finally got the hang of Yamcha's rhythm. Instead of awkward twister positions, it looked like he was actually breakdancing.

A vein popped out of Yamcha's head and if you looked closely enough, fumes started to come out of his ears.

He finally launched both of his hands to hopefully end this charade. When Yamcha's hands reached its apex, Jackie used shot out one of his legs above them. Leaning with all of his weight, Jackie brought the fists down until the reached the floor and rammed him with his other leg.

Yamcha wiped his face from the dirt and stared at the old man in surprise.

'First Goku then this old dude. Is my Wolf Fang Fist not good anymore?'

Not giving Yamcha too much time to think, Jackie disappeared from where he was standing, creating an afterimage in his wake.

Afterimage after afterimage surrounded Yamcha making him feel impending doom from each individual.

Yamcha finally lunged and sent his fist straight through one of Jackie's afterimage making it fade from existence. Just as he did, something hit him in the back of his head making it faceplant on the concrete.

Rising up, you can see another tooth fell out of place of the not-so-handsome-any-more face.

Increasingly frustrated, he desperately tried to tackle another afterimage only to go passed it. The talented fighter did a flip and landed successfully on the ground.

Feeling pleased with the gazes from the crowd, he turned around to face Jackie once more to resume their fight. Unfortunately, his face ran into a wall instantly making a third tooth fall as he finally fainted. Yamcha was actually outside the ring already and ran into the ring!

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"This is the moment you all have been waiting for! The final two combatants face to face to find out who is the strongest fighter under the heavens! On the right corner, we have one of the newest batch of the legendary Master Roshi's disciples. Living up to his master's name, the 13-year old child has made it into the finals and has put up astonishing displays of power throughout the tournament! On the left corner, we have the unknown Jackie Chun that has just participated in today's tourney but has blown all competition out of the water. Who will win? Cast your votes and let the final and seventh battle commence!"

Knowing who this was, Goku instantly got into a defensive stance. The two stared each other down before nodding at each other like they knew one another. Well, they technically did but they didn't know that the other party knew that.

Saying no more, they both stepped on their feet making the ground shake before colliding in the middle to see who is the strongest under heaven.

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(Bonus Scene)

(Middle of Nowhere in Space)

"F*UCK! F*UCK! F*UCK!" In the middle of space, a spatial tear appeared out of nowhere revealing a disheveled looking man in a yellow trench coat.

"That accursed fat cat! The next time I see him I swear I will tear him to pieces!" As the man said that, strange green blood came out of his mouth coating his chin.

"At least I got rid of Goku like I did, having him as a threat would have foiled my plans even more than that stupid destruction God."

The strange man started to meditate with a blue-green aura encased him and astonishingly, all his injuries and destruction energy that lingered from them disappeared without a trace.

Sensing an approaching presence, he snickered and turned toward his foe. In front of him was a large bloated purple cat once more with his angel attendant. Along with him was a purple-haired young man with a large black trenchcoat and a sword hanging from his back. Standing a little further back was a pink-skinned kai with golden clothes and a white robe with it.

"You won't escape me this time! I tracked you figured out where you would be with the help of Chronoa and brought some back up this time."

Both figures powered up with all their might, Champa with a fiery purple aura and the other having transformed with red hair and red aura to match.

They both launched a pincer attack towards their target as the three figures duked it out shattering space around them.