1 Transcending

"Hey Chao" Chao Wu was looking timidly at his mirror. "Do you believe in novels?"

"I don't believe in fairy tales." Chao acted as if trying to reply himself. He stared somberly at himself. "But yes, I believe in novels."

"Then if it is real, how can I enter it?" He came back at being timid.

"Hmmp, are you stupid. Do you know how MC's enter another world?" He came back at being serious again.

"By being dead?"

"Yes!"

"Please enlighten me, master."

<< Sigh>> "Can't you trouble me no more? Just kill yourself or something."

As if his lamp in his brain had been brightened, his eyes glowed elusively. Chao then took a cutter blade beside on the table. Clearly, it was already prepared beforehand.

"Master, where should I start?"

"Moron, start it with your bottom down. A man can't be afraid of meager pain."

So he started to cut his balls. After a shriek of pain that resounded on his home, he was finally dead from bleeding to death –

By his balls.

. . .

A student named Chao Wu was in the Hongtian Academy to choose a teacher to be under his tutelage. However, bad luck seemed to eclipse him. When he walked in the hallway, he slipped in a banana and as he fell, the back of his head kissed an entire poop.

"Who would throw a banana in the middle of the hallway. And there was even a poop." A thought came into him. Why did he knew it was a poop? It because of the aromatic waft that slipped through his nostrils. It is indeed smelly.

The viscousness stuck to him like a glue. Moreover, it was still fresh and it poured down to his face, blinding his eyes. As if wanted to get something to rub his face, he caught something in his hand and cleaned himself right away.

A girl screamed and took away her dress that was now already imprinted with brownish thing.

A slap came across the fragile head of Chao as she ran away embarrassingly, leaving Chao in the ground, listless. He had already an unknown illness of his head due to his misuse of cultivating since he found a secret scripture.

First thing was the banana, then the slap ultimately triggered it. Like a bomb, the slap was the detonator as it exploded his brain cells.

Moreover, there was no one in there that helped him. Who would bother to care a well-known rascal like him? This kind of situation already happened countless times and the perpetrator was the notorious him.

. . .

Chao woke up to see a ceiling. As he stood up, he discovered a liquid dirt on his head. He subconsciously tried to remove it but his hand seemed to be frozen. Memories surged within his head, the Chao from Earth and the Chao on this world.

"Eh, I was reborn??" Chao was in extreme ecstasy. He constantly jumped here and there. "Told ya Chao, the pain was worth it to transcend in another world. I should recommend it to my readers."

As Chao was absorbed in his dimension, a tone of disgust traveled to his hearings.

"Oh is this Chao Wu? I cant believe he was floundering his foul smell in the middle of the way" A young man with sharp features was clipping his nose.

"Fai Hua. Its undermining your status by talking to him." A beautiful maiden was behind Fai Hua, her head was on his shoulders. "You should not concern yourself by a minor figure who only loved to swallow feces."

Chao looked at them. Searching his memories, he knew the two. Once, he slapped the butt of the maiden because he was only curious of its big plump. And that man was her boyfriend, who immediately became angry at him for touching his girl's butt before him. Since then, they always found trouble for him.

"Ju Mei, as if this hand didn't assail your booty a month ago." He caught piece of shit from his hair and presented the hand to her. The sight of a magnificent structure of a poop beheld its lofty form.

Ju Mei swiftly averted her gaze away.

"Hmmp, I will not stoop my level to you. You only knew foolish things. Take a look at my boyfriend. He already wielded 80kg of strength. How about you?" She already turned her gaze back to Chao but forcefully stared at him to not look at the dirt on Chao's hand. "With your 50kg strength, you cant even hold a candle to him."

Fai Hua smiled as if being complimented was his enjoyment. As a result, he moved his hand and managed to leak into his girlfriend's booty and massaged it a little.

Ju Mei moaned in a low sound but she still lingered her gaze at Chao.

The acts they did in front of him was an impudence for the exalted him. His eyes that were already blemished tainted even more. Chao rebutted back.

"Who said I only got 50 kg.!"

"You ant, dont find excuse with your measly strength. I already beat you up that day." Fai Hua sneered. "Your eyes had swollen like a panda that your mother didnt even recognize you."

"Fai, does he still has parents to recognize him? They're already dead." Ju Mei disdainfully laughed.

Chao's complexion darkened. Its nothing for him that everyone would stain his being. But if someone would do the same to his parents—

Puuu. I dont give a care.

In both worlds, I dont have parents to remember. I only have myself to take care of.

"You're thinking yourselves as higher than me. What if we go something to test our strength." Chao raised his head, looking down both of them. "Lets see if you could retain yourselves."

"You sure had a big tone, little Chao." Someone's maiden voice echoed out with contempt.

"Sister Lien" Both Ju Mei and Fai Hua simultaneously said out aloud.

Upon hearing the name Lee Lien, it attracted the people as they started to flock together.

"Its sister Lein!"

"Who is sister Lein?"

"You fool, you didnt know Fiery Lein? She is known for having a bad temper that she recently broken someone's legs in the public!"

Chao's ears perked up from hearing that. That person was him.

"Ahhh. That fierce?!

"Of course she's fierce. She even got into the top 5O!.."

"TOP 50?!.." Everyone upon hearing it were shocked. Among the many students, she actually topped in the top. Before, they flocked for the sake of flocking, however, right now they were expecting what would happen. They eyed Lee Lien in admiration.

"Sister Lein, you dont need to concern yourself here. Its beneath of your league to converse with us." Chao waved her hand as if shooing her away. 'I dont want to be tortured by your leg breaking skill. Its already honed enough.'

By the way he acted, it only made Lee Lien stay.

"Oh, what if I'm still here? There's no rules that prevented me from going closer to you." Lien seductively laughed. By her prestige and her luscious body, men's heart were swayed.

Of course, Chao Wu was not included.

"No, there is a rule: my principles and convictions. Smelly girls like you are strictly forbidden." Chao slit his eyes in disdain. "Chee"

Everyone were stirred.

Smelly girl?! Look at yourself with feces in your head. You sure had the guts to speak up with Sister Lein.

"Is his name Chao Wu?"

"Yes, he sure is notorious for his fame."

"I somehow felt like beating him up."

Everyone chattered in high voices.

"I think you still didnt have learn your lesson yet huh?" Lee Lien said in a belligerent tone.

"Dont kept me in pretense here. Fighting are strictly forbidden inside the school. Why wont both you and Hai follow me to the canteen?" Chao started to walk towards the location. "I bet you wont keep your mouths shut."

Fai Hua immediately flared up.

"Okay ant, let me show how vast our difference was. Sister Lein dont need to go. I am enough."

"Yes, sister Lein. You know who Chao Wu is. He is a good for nothing little kid. Your graciousness could not be let up by just some unpleasing words." Ju Mei also spoke.

"Okay." She agreed immediately. Its the truth that its below her to concern herself by a small figure. Afterall, she was in top 50 in the whole academy through the entrance exam. Even five Chao's could not defeat her.

"Huh? Sister Lein didnt want to challenge me? I think she was too afraid that I'll humiliate her in the end haha." Chao sneered.

"Hmmp." She didn't condescend to reply anymore. However, she still followed them. At least she will not participate anything not in her level.

As they strided towards the canteen, Zhang Xuan was having a little dispute with Cao Xiong in there.