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C: I see what you did there.

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K: Took you long enough.

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C: My dad would never say smash.

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K: And yet, you probably locked your bedroom door and peed your pants.

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C: How do you know my full name?

How did you even know me?

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K: I recognized your abs.

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C: Is that sarcasm?

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K: Maybe it's not, maybe it is..

You may never know.

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C: That sounds very stalkerish.

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K: We go to the same school, idiot.

And it's kind of impossible not to see your abs when you're forced to attend a swimming gala.

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C: So you like what you see? ;)

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K: Yup, 24 hours later and you're still at it.

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C: This doesn't explain how you know my middle name as well.

That's selective information.

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K: How about you tell me how you got my number first.

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C: That, I can't say.

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K: Why?

It's very invasive to have someone know your number without you giving it to them.

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C: No its not.

How else am I supposed to talk to pretty girls?

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K: Maybe face to face where you can see how ugly said girl may be.

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C: Soo, you're not pretty.

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K: Would you look at that?

We have a fraud in our midst.

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C: Do you take literature class by any chance? You're really into ancient words.

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K: No, I'm just smarter than most would like to appear in texts.

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C: Oh, so you trying to impress me?

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K: Be careful, big heads tend to lead to major assholes.

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C: Way to avoid the original question there.

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K: Why bothering answering it if you already know what I look like?

Or else you wouldn't have texted me that you I'm beautiful and made it seem like you like me as a person.

Right?

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C: True...

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K: Prove it then.

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C: what? how?

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K: Tell me what you find most attractive about me as a person, and I might just come over to your house after all.

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C: Your eyes.

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K: I'm sorry, what?!

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C: I find your eyes the most attractive thing about you.

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K: Ten minutes and nineteen seconds later and that's all you could come up with?

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C: There are so many beautiful things about you that it was hard to pick.

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K: Smooth.

But okay then, what colour are my eyes?

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C: What do I get out of this?

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K: Whatever you wanted in the first place.

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C: I already answered your first question. Now it's time for you to do your part of the deal.

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K: Ah, good sir, but you are missing one small detail .

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C: Which is?

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K: I said "might ", as in, i might come over to your house.

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C: It does not say that.

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K: Scroll up and find out for yourself.

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C: Shit.

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K: Indeed, just like your personality.

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C: Seriously?

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K: I warned you about my loss of humour.

So tell me what colour my eyes are, genius.

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C: Listen, I don't know okay.

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K: So you were just blindly trying to get in a mysterious girl's pants?

You're an excellent decision maker too.

Note the sarcasm.

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C: Look, I only texted you because I was in a moment.

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K: What kind of moment are you implying?

And please don't tell me something gross.

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C: I'm not going to tell you.

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K: I'm fine by that.

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C: So who are you then?

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K: Wouldn't you like to know?

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C: Come on, be considerate.

You know my name but I don't know yours.

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K: I'm not obligated to give out that information.

For all you know, I could be a 70 year old widower. Or the principal.

Or I could still be your dad.

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C: I doubt a 70 year old or Principal Anderson would say smash either.

And you show all basic characteristics of a teenager.

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K: Hmm.

I could also be a thirteen year showing off the my friends that I talk to older boys.

That would be good tea.

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C: why do I feel complimented? •≈•

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K: I'm sure there's scientists out there somewhere working on a cure for egotistical male tendency syndrome. Just hang on, you'll make it.

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C: And you say you're missing your humour.

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K: It sends postcards.

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C: So I'm guessing from that comment about being 13 you're a girl?

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K: Could be gay.

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C: Less likely to have figured out you're gay at thirteen.

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K: Hmm.

I just got tagged.

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C: Yes you did.

So, you're a girl who goes to my school, watches my contests and thinks I'm hot.

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K: The last one is false.

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C: It's there in the evidence.

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K: What proof do you have.

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C: Me.

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K: You're proof has been rendered invalid by the council.

The penalty is me never letting you know my identity.

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C: Just a little more detail into who you are?

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K: Nope.

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C: I'll figure it out.

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K: Never.

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C: What if I ring your phone in class to see if you're in the same class as me?

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K: First of all, we're not in the same classes.

Second of all, I just put my phone on silent.

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C: Damn.

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K: Probably wasn't the best idea to tell me.

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C: Today isn't my day okay!

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K: It's never my day.

Welcome to the club.

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C: What's the population count?

Just being curious.

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K: Just me.

It's very lonely.

Very depressing, actually.

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C: That went dark.

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K: Tends to.