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C: Hey beautiful.

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K: Who is this?

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C: It's Cyrus.

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K: Cyrus who,

What do you want?

And how did you get my number?

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C: Cyrus who thinks you're really cute.

And has for a long time.

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K: Uh-huh. Yeah right. Who set you up on this?

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C: It's true.

I was wondering if you wanna come over to my house tonight. For a date.

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K: Yeah sure, I'm totally up for it.

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C: Great.

The address

_-one link attached -

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K: I was being sarcastic dumbass.

I don't even know you.

Do girls always say "sure" on the first try?

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C: Only the most shallow ones. Others just need a little persuasion.

What if

-one image attached -

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K: Really?

You send me a picture of your abs?

Your seducing strategies are as dry as the fountain in the cemetry's garden.

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C: What fountain?

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K: Exactly.

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C: Not the most original humor there.

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K: Sorry, my humour is on vacation this year, along with my amusement and patience.

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C: I guess that was a bit funny.

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K: Joke not intended.

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C: But you do have other great qualities.

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K: Listen if this is all about us smashing by the end of the night,

Let me make this clear.

I

Am

Not

Interested.

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C: That's not what this is about, but it can be about whatever you want it to be.

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K: I want our conversation to be over.

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C: No, I was thinking you, me and the starry night sky.

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K: OK, first of all, you shouldn't make your one night stands do it outside. It's not pleasant in this season and it's awkward for the neighbours.

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C: Why do you keep bringing up one night stands?

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K: I didn't, you just confirmed my suspicions.

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C: That doesn't make any sense.

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K: It shows that you were thinking of that throughout the whole conversation.

I only mentioned it once.

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C: Damn.

Can't blame me for trying.

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K: I don't even know you.

You're disgusting.

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C: Then you can't judge someone you just met.

I could be anyone,

Or anything.

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K: F**k you then and stop texting me.

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C: Aww, come on, babe.

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K: This is your father you're texting, Cyrus Jesse Templeton. This is very inappropriate and disturbing.

I-

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Thanks for checking out the first chapter.

They are kind of short sometimes.

And the rest of the conversation is in the next chapter —–»»

~ l a y l a