106 A Poem, by Tenshi Tetsubari

Mocha pushed Zoro forward, saying "This way, pet." Zoro grumbled as he turned back from the alley, coming back to the group. They went to see Luffy standing over Doflamingo, who was beaten senseless.

Tenshi looked at Doflamingo and his lips twitched, this guy really got a good beating!

It was unbelievable.

Tenshi hadn't seen someone get beaten this bad since Luffy crushed Hody Jones in the original Manga. A lot of people complained that Hody Jones was too weak, but that mostly to show everyone's growth.

Tenshi actually quite liked watching people get stomped. It was really fun.

Plus Hody Jones was actually delusional.

He thought he would go to the surface and suddenly become king of the world… Probably as soon as he popped up, he would meet Rayleigh and swim back to Fishman Island, right…?

For this silly guy, Tenshi couldn't even be bothered to think about him. He was so cataclysmically worthless, he couldn't be considered as a higher intelligent species. Tenshi didn't even think he was a Fishman, just a Shark that was a bit smarter than the other sharks…

Well, that's what happens when you try to jump species from actual Shark to Fishman.

You get suppressed in IQ by children who can't even read.

This guy Doflamingo, what could Tenshi say?

From his perspective, Doflamingo was actually braindead.

How delusional do you have to be to think that killing your father would allow you back into Mariejois? No, but like actually.

This silly guy must have a brain problem, speaking of which… Tenshi thought to himself, did you need a brain problem to awaken Conqueror's Haki? Doflamingo had one, Luffy had one, Zoro had one, Roger was crazy…

Then he paused, the theory fell flat. Rayleigh, Whitebeard, and Shanks didn't have mental problems. Or did they?

At any rate, Tenshi wasn't sure of what to do now, he was quite literally just hanging out around here. Luffy smiled happily, satisfied with his strength. He didn't even remember this guy's name.

Something-mingo…

Meatmingo?

Meatmingo!

Tenshi shook his head and sat down on the side, holding his chin as he said "So what now?" Luffy smiled happily, "Now we go to get the One Piece!" Zoro frowned slightly, muttering "What about Bigmom?" Luffy was confused, asking "Who?"

Uta laughed and asked "Seriously! Hahaha! Who is that!?" Zoro thought about it for a while before saying in realization, "I forgot."

Haku, Karin, and Wanda's lips twitched.

These guys… really…

Tenshi laughed and nodded, "Who is right. Just a balloon woman." then he punched his palm, standing up, "I almost forgot why I even came here!" before flying away. Luffy scratched his head and asked "Huh? Why did you guys even come here?"

Haku smiled softly, "I think it was to put a Cafe Door on Dressrosa." Karin crossed her arms, muttering "Hopefully another victim!" Haku sighed helplessly, "When will you recover, Karin…"

Wanda looked at Zoro and Luffy before saying "I have something I want to say…" Zoro asked boredly "Is it the future?" Luffy waved carelessly, "I don't wanna hear it." Wanda paused and Luffy smiled happily, "If I know the future, what's the point of going on an adventure? Shishishishi~!"

Wanda suddenly smiled, "I see."

Tenshi flew over to find King Riku. He passed over Viola and struggled for a while before sighing as he continued searching for Riku. In the end, her Bazonkas met the quota but her style was too different!

A big shame!

A few minutes later

Tenshi was holding Rebecca in a bubble of coffee as he landed down next to Riku, smiling "Hello!" Riku and Fujitora jumped, startled by Tenshi's sudden appearance. You know, he really just dropped from the sky out of nowhere!

Riku was confused, "Rebecca?" Rebecca looked awkward, "Grandpa, I was kidnapped." Riku was stunned and Tenshi nodded, "Mhm! Though, I prefer the term forcefully employed." Riku blinked at Tenshi very slowly, did he just admit to kidnapping his grandaughter?

So openly kidnapping a princess?

First he's ever heard of it.

Fujitora rubbed his chin, "Hello, Angel Tenshi." Tenshi looked over and smiled happily, "Fujitora! Hello." before turning back to Riku, continuing "Anyway, I was wondering if I can place a Cafe Door on Dressrosa."

Riku was confused and Fujitora filled him in on everything.

Issho knew more than pretty much everyone here.

Fleet Admiral sent the Royal Family of Dressrosa away from the island, hiding them in Prodence until he could deal with Doflamingo. The second his Warlord status was revoked in the papers, Galan sent Issho here to kill him.

The instant he heard, before the papers even came out, Issho was here to kill him. Unfortunately, it was a ruse, so Issho couldn't do anything. But when Galan heard Luffy was here, he told Issho to sabotage Doflamingo and make sure he lost, afterwards kill him.

Either way, as long as Doflamingo is dead, it's a win.

Fujitora had just got done apologizing to Riku on live snail feed.

He was just about to call Galan when Tenshi swooped down.

Riku was amazed at the magic of these doors and cafe, but… His granddaughter was kidnapped. And to make matters worse, this guy seemed to be very courageous! Directly putting a Door to the cafe in New Marineford when he has such a big bounty on his head…

If they swapped positions, even if Riku ate the Tremor fruit, he still wouldn't do it…

Riku looked at Tenshi, who was smiling gently, before saying "I can allow it however… You must return Rebecca." Tenshi was stunned, "Say it ain't so!" Riku shook his head, "I'm afraid it is so."

Tenshi put Rebecca down and sighed, "What a shame." Fujitora smiled in amusement, what a strange fellow. He quite liked his personality.

Riku held Rebecca and breathed out, smiling "Alright, good deal." Tenshi pouted and handed him a door, sulking away. He didn't have the 'Have a Princess Employee' achievement yet.

He saw the 'Bed Scarlet and Rebecca at the same time' achievement and forgot about it, focusing on employing her instead… Mainly it was for the bazonkas! But now the dream was dead!

Where would he find his big bazonka princess?

Tenshi looked at the sky and held his hands behind his back, sighing melancholically.

One day, perhaps, he will find her.

The Legendary Big Bazonka Princess of his dreams.

But there were a lot of bazonkas in the world, and so little time!

How could he find them all?

Thinking of this, Tenshi sighed once more, he flew away, singing a poem he created on the spot,

"Each day I walk, endlessly I talk.

Talk about the legends I've heard, even though they come from the birds.

Although the journey may be bumpy, I will never be grumpy.

For one day I may find the station, the station of Pure Imagination.

No, I'm not Wonka…

I'm only looking, for big Bazonkas."

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