1 First Like A Glove!!! (Because it's a glove)

As the whirring of my mother's last invention grew faster and faster I was absolutely extatic!!! I was about to log onto Legendary Forces, I was gonna use the username my mother had told me to...She said it was a sort of power-up she put in the game that only I knew about, how exciting!!!

"Welcome To Legendary Forces, please enter your username and create a password to start."

Damn, that lady's voice always gets me! Mom just has to put in Ruth's disgusting voice into this beautiful game...

USERNAME:Pheonix

PASSWORD:***********

CLASS: Ultimate User

STATS

MAGIC AURA:Ultra high (concealable)

BLOODLINE:Royal Gods (unchangeable)

SEDUCTIVENESS:Ultra high (NPCs only)

NATURAL SKILLS:Horse back riding, Archery, Music, Art, Naturally intelligent, Swordsmanship, Magic, Fast learning.(unchangeable)

AQUIRABLE SKILLS:All

BASE:Highest tower in the city of Quello(unchangeable)

POWER:60(+10)

HEALTH:50(+20)

HOLY S***, MOM, WHY DO I HAVE TO BE SO OP!!!

"Pick your glove design."

F*** you, Ruth!!!

"Please wait for the game to be released."

I admire my glove design...I chose well!