Rage and Chaos
--- Meat Madness Restaurant ---
Jay, Lydia, and Philson were currently seated at a table in this restaurant. The restaurant was a bit small due to it only being a temporary establishment and will be removed once the tournament is over. There were only 10 sets of tables and chairs, a single floor, some wooden furniture, and the place was filled with customers.
"Excuse me, may I take your order please?" A young man in a formal attire was currently getting the order of Jay and co.
"I want every meat dish you have please. As for my drink, cold water is fine." Lydia said as she passed the menu she was holding over to Jay.
But the moment Jay got the menu, the Chicken Lord suddenly ranted crazily within his soul.
"WHAT THE F**K? JAY, YOU BETTER NOT DARE EAT YOUR OWN BROTHERS AND SISTERS OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL... AHHH!!! AS FOR THAT LADY WITH YOU, TELL HER TO PREPARE THE MOMENT SHE SEES ME AND I WILL WHOOP HER ASS!"
Jay did not know why the Chicken Lord went batsh*t crazy and just decided to look at the menu. The moment he did, he realized that the Chicken Lord's anger was with reason.
"Chicken feet w/ hot sauce, fried chicken wings, chicken platter, barbecue chicken, roasted chicken... chicken... chicken... WTF? (Why are there 20 food items that mainly consists of chicken? No wonder that guy is mad... and Lydia ordered every meat dish... *sigh)" After going through the menu which mostly consisted of meat dishes, Jay decided to go with some bacon and cold water.
"What about you Philson, anything you want to order?" Jay asked as he handed over the menu to Philson.
"Is it really fine? The dishes here cost around 10-20 Silver coins. I feel bad about you guys treating me to such an exquisite meal." Philson said while he looked at the menu.
"It's just silver coins. What's there to feel bad about? (Hahaha, being a rich guy is so nice.)" Jay insisted on Philson to order something. In the end, Philson only ordered a bottle of ale that costed 2 Silver coins.
"Please sit back and relax while I bring over your meals." The waiter told them as he went towards the nearby kitchen.
...
Around 5 minutes later, their food was served. But as for Lydia, she needed to eat fast since she ordered more than 50 kinds of dishes and the table was not big enough for it. She insisted that she wanted the meals hot so instead of waiting a 10 minute interval every after 3 dishes, she decided to eat really fast.
"Lydia, we're kind of getting splashed with different kinds of sauces right now. Calm down...hehehe..." Jay and Philson were currently having a rough time since bits of food kept on splattering onto them as Lydia ate and ate.
But no matter how the both of them tried, Lydia just kept on eating wildly, as if no one exists in her world except the food she is eating. And while she kept on eating and eating those different types of chicken dishes, the Chicken Lord kept shouting furiously within Jay's soul.
"HOW DARE YOU! JAY LET ME SWAP BODIES! I WANT TO SMACK THAT B*TCH! MY POOR BROTHERS AND SISTERS! NOOOO!!! I HATE YOU!!! JAYYYYY, SWAP BODIES WITH ME NOW! AHHHH!!! I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE!"
Jay knew it was a stupid idea to swap bodies since the moment he does, he knew that the Chicken Lord might cause a catastrophe in the whole area due to his rage.
Just as Jay was getting flooded and receiving a lot of trash talk, one of his tournament tokens suddenly glowed.
"Wow. That was fast. Did they decide to do the Melee tournament already? But the arena is still being fixed... I haven't even had the time to what Philson has to say. Damn."
Jay was planning to leave but for some reason, Lydia is still busy eating, and for some reason, Philson was kind of under the table just from a bottle of ale.
"I'b sowwy. I nweed to sweep. Ow gawd...(I'm sorry, I feel so sick, oh god...)" Philson tried his best to hold his puke but failed. Sadly, he puked on the food Lydia was eating. What's even more worse was that Lydia was eating too fast that she accidentally ate the food Philson puked at.
"Disgusting! What the f**k!?"
Lydia suddenly took out a long and thin sword out of her storage bracelet and threw the whole table due to her rage. Together with the table, Philson got dragged with it together with the countless plates and smashed onto another group's table.
"What the f**k is your problem? Sh*t! Disgusting, don't puke onto me! Don't you know who I am?"
And just like that, the entire restaurant was thrown into chaos.
Jay sighed and knew he should leave the first chance he gets. But before that, he took out a piece of paper from the silver ring he got from Lord Tygon earlier, and wrote something on it.
~~~
Philson, sorry for this mess. Let's talk at another time. Just look for an emblem that has a design of a golden chicken emitting sparks and you will find me.
-Jay
~~~
After Jay slipped this note on Philson's pocket, he immediately rushed towards the restaurant's exit while Lydia and a group of nobles were causing a lot of chaos.
...
After leaving the restaurant, Jay thought everything was now fine and all he had to do was to go to the spot where the Melee tournament was being held. Sadly though, somebody else was fuming and raging within his soul.
"JAY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! GET BACK IN THERE AND LET ME FIGHT! I WANT TO FIGHT THAT F**KING B**CH! JAY! STOP WALKING RIGHT NOW AND GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THERE!"
"No thanks. Just sleep it off and you'll be fine." After Jay said this to the Chicken Lord, he completely ignored him and started walking.