Lazy Reincarnator

mc pov

I am watching by favorite youtube asmr videos from gibi till 3:30 am , today was a holiday so i wanted to get some sleep due to monsoon it was cold and dark outside i have my favorite blanket to wrap myself i am short so it fits me will but i hope i grow i heard from guy's that girls don't like short guy's do they ? would a shotacon find me cute ? are they even real i mean i would really love to be in the place of the boy !!!

I had a girlfriend pfff..... who am i kidding i am a extreme introvert who still cannot make friends with girls every time i do i stumble and stutter after some time i stopped trying . My mom says i should make more friends like my cousin who is dark , tall and handsome with him having a abs and me with my family pack trying to hide it by wearing baggy cloths kinda hurt's :(

I don't have much ambition or dream i once had a dream but was crushed by the expectation , society , reality people say to never give up your dreams and give famous examples Einstein , Newton , Gandhi , Napoleon etc and write famous biography about them but the forget to say that there are millions of them who failed and had worst fate than them

This is why i don't like heroes or villains both don't make any sense i like anti heroes like deadpool who is funny and gets his shit done . He takes down his enemy for good so they don't get to make a comeback .

I personally would prefer being nothing at all i have read so much amount of fanfic to get one thing clear is MC's never get rest like at all call me being pussy or lazy but if you become a Hero your life is hell always on edge , protect the people, city , stupid weak family members who get them self killed for MC's progress , like it is a tradition of the mc family to die when he is weak it's been used so much that it's not even funny anymore...

I would prefer my own life than become Superman , Batman , Spiderman etc the power s are not worth the price .

end of pov

At that time an asteroid was heading at light speed towards mc all he could see was a giant ball of sun heading towards him not a single thought was in his mind he was disintegrated on the spot .

The news was broadcasted that day showing an element was newly discovered in the asteroid which will help with the energy problem the name of mc was used for the new element that was found and was for ever marked as the name that was a start for humanities development.

The soul was listening all of this with deadpaned look towards the entity that was explaining himself for his mistake.

"So you are telling me that it was a slight miscalculation on your part that took my life "said mc.

"See I am sorry if I didn't let you die i would have to do the whole calculation again . I am telling you the truth because god's cannot lie and I am a lesser & new god so can you please do me a favour and let me reincarnate you so that it will help he a lot . again I am sorry 😔"said the god who looked like a man who would loose his job.

"fuck i would have at least finished stranger things, she Hulk , Thor love and thunder , etc that aside why am I not freaking out 🤔"

"anyway so how many wishes" i asked

god-" 1 major wish and 3 minor wishes with restrictions "

soul-" what are the restriction?"

god-"1) Cannot ask for race change

2) Cannot ask for attack skills

3) cannot ask for anything unlimited

4) Cannot ask for 3 O's