17 Chapter - 16
[A/N: - This chapter contains many gay jokes and cringy stuff, proceed with caution.]
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"Are you homo?"
This was the first thing that the young Primordial said to start his conversation with EMIYA Archer.
"Huh? What the hell?!" (EMIYA)
"I'm not insulting you, it's a legit and real question."
Said Jin with seriousness as he looked towards the uncomfortable Archer.
"What do you mean I'm homo?"
Asked an irritated Archer.
"I mean homo-homo… what was it again? Yeah, homogay! Are you homogay?"
The 'enlightened' Primordial asked the fuming Archer.
"It's called homosexual, and I am straight! How the hell did you even come to this conclusion?!"
EMIYA shouted while being on the verge of materializing his daggers.
"I am being serious you know. Seeing the 'current' you and his ambiguous relationship with Matou Shinji made me question it. I mean you being a Counter Guardian is bound to leave your memories in fragments, but at the very least you will keep your sexual orientation. But yeah, seeing your denial and the fact that this Emiya Shirou wanted to save Shinji despite almost killing every single student in there, so yeah pretty sure you are a different version of him. Meh, what a bummer." (Jin)
Archer just stayed silent as he listened, and the more he listened, the more he wanted to kill both Jin and his counterpart.
Seeing him like this, Jin patted his shoulder and continued to speak.
"Now now, don't get angry, your hair will turn white… ok that was a bad joke… and just because he had some 'weird' interactions with Seaweed doesn't make him gay… probably…"
Jin said while muttering the last part for himself.
"I mean here, take a look it can't be that bad right?"
Jin said as he used clairvoyance to project a screen of Shirou's current state.
*cough**spurt**thud*
*snap*
Seeing the screen, Archer puked blood then fell to the ground while losing his consciousness, while Jin snapped his fingers and used reality manipulation on himself to erase the last 10 seconds of his own memory.
What was projected on the screen before Jin erased it, was Shirou getting pegged by Shinji really hard while moaning in ecstasy.
[A/N: - I am really sorry, my bad, I hope you forgive me, but I had to make it like this….]
5 minutes later, Archer regained his consciousness, but his face was pale, and he looked like he wanted to commit suicide, he didn't speak anymore and just disappeared.
Seeing him disappear like this, Jin could only press F to the fallen warrior.
Although he deleted his memory, he still knows what he deleted, and that fact alone dealt considerable mental damage to him. He can only sympathize with EMIYA Archer for seeing 'himself' in that horrid situation.
Jin then took his leave and teleported from the building they were sitting on to his mansion to heal his mental trauma by getting a lap pillow from Medea, cuddling Saeko's fox tails or groping Sakura's marshmallows.
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[A/N: - I'm not really good at describing clothes so the next scene might contain some wrong descriptions.
The next part is just pure fanservice with no actual content except hot girls in cosplay so you can skip it.
Search for [Flashback end] if you are on web and it will take you to the part after the fanservice, if you are one phone then scroll until you find the ____/Scene change\____]
Jin teleported to the living room and was about to search for any of his cute girls just to be met with a scene that would've killed the virgin him from his past life from either excessive blood loss or excessive ejaculation.
He found eighteen extremely beautiful girls wearing various costumes. Bunny girls, animal girls, wedding dress, secretary outfit, kimono, traditional housewife outfit, cat girl maid, Santa outfit, succubus outfit and many more.
Those eighteen girls are, the Artoria five, Sakura, Medusa Rider, Illya, Scáthach and Medea with her 8 avatars that look the same as herself.
Seeing Jin appear so suddenly, all of them had their faces changing color rapidly into a deep shade of red from extreme embarrassment.
"Thank you for the meal, I can now die with no regrets."
Jin thanked them as he engraved their current appearances right into his soul not his memories!
Then out of nowhere, he had a camera in his hand as he started taking photos of all of them from different angles.
He first started with the Artoria Lancer twin.
He got near the first one who looked at him with an embarrassed expression as she tried hiding her body with her hands. This was Artoria Lancer who was wearing a particular outfit. She was currently wearing blue leggings with fishnet stocking over them, a white latex one-piece swimsuit with open front that had golden metal tips from the top and middle. She was wearing white collar and blue tie and had a soft white fur shawl on her arm. Her hands had a pair of white latex cuffs. She was wearing a pair of white metal-like high heels and a pair of rabbit ears on her head. All the tips of her costume had golden metal tips.
[Image here.]
After having his fill with an enormous number of pictures, he took off to his second vict-target.
This was Artoria Lancer Alter who was wearing the same particular outfit of her normal counterpart, but with different color. She was currently wearing black leggings with fishnet stocking over them, a black latex one-piece swimsuit with open front that had golden metal tips from the top and middle. She was wearing white collar and black tie and had a soft purple fur shawl on her arm. Her hands had a pair of white latex cuffs. She was wearing a pair of black metal-like high heels and had a pair of dragon horns shaped like rabbit ears on her head. All the tips of her costume had golden metal tips.
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Just like her counterpart, Jin had his fill after having tons of pictures of her from various angles and poses.
Next, he moved towards his lovely maid, Artoria Rider Alter, who was currently wearing a traditional black Japanese kimono with white and red flowers over it, it was tied with a red obi with golden patterns. She had a black soft fur shawl over her shoulders and an oil-paper umbrella was donned over her shoulder as well. She was wearing a pair of white socks over a pair of wooden clogs high heel platform Japanese geta sandals.
[Image Here.]
After taking enough photos and patting her head like what she wanted, he moved towards the super cute tsundere, Artoria Saber Alter.
"Y-Y-You, w-what are you coming here for?!" (Artoria Saber Alter)
"What? Can't I get a close shot with my cute and lovely Santa?"
Jin said with a teasing smile looking at the blushing Salter.
"N-No, y-you can't! F-Flattery won't get you anywhere!"
Salter said as she turned her head away to avoid eye contact.
Seeing her like this, Jin smiled internally as he faked a sad expression and spoke with a sad tone.
"I see… Well, I knew you hated me so it's ok. Never mind then, forget I asked..."
And don't underestimate someone with Origin Art skill that includes Acting skill.
Salter hearing his sad voice then seeing her Master's expression became extremely anxious, so she panicked thinking that he really thought that she hated him. She spoke hurriedly to avoid any misunderstandings.
"W-W-W-Wait, Master! I-I-I don't h-hate you or anything!"
Said a panicked Salter.
"Eh? Really? You don't hate me?!"
Jin said with 'hope'.
"Y-Y-Yes, I don't h-hate you or anything, you should be grateful, humph!"
Salter said with blushing face as she turned her face away.
"Is that so? I really knew that my Salter is the best!"
Jin said with 'excitement' as he hugged her small body and started rotating with her.
He put her down and started patting her head while she closed her eyes and enjoyed it and then let him do as he please as he took photos of her in different angles and poses.
All the girls here had one thought in their mind. 'This girl is so damn easy!'
She was wearing a black Santa costume that had white fluffy fur at the tips and a white fur ball on top of her chest. She donned a small black cape with white fur at the tip. She was wearing a black Santa's hat. She wore a pair of black leather gloves, black stockings, and a pair of knee-high black boots with fluffy white fur on top of it.
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After finishing, Jin finally moved towards his newest Servant and the Final Artoria, Saber. She was wearing a sexy French maid uniform, thigh-highs with frilly tips, golden cat ears on her head and a tail connected to her skirt from the inside.
[Image Here.]
Seeing him coming, she took a deep breath and calmed down as she spoke like the game that Medea showed her…. Well, tried to…
"W-W-Welcome home, M-Master-nyaa! H-How may I-I h-help you n-nyaa?"
Artoria said this as she tried to strike a pose just to cutely fail.
Just as she finished her attempt, she was met with dead silence. Her face blushed so hard from embarrassment and shame from acting like this and still failing at that!
Seeing her clueless expression, all of them were thinking 'What the hell is this cute creature?!'.
On a side note, Medea was laughing creepily with a nosebleed.
"D-Did I fail, Jin?"
Saber asked as she tilted her head cutely.
Jin go closer and put his hands on her shoulders as he spoke with seriousness.
"Artoria!" (Jin)
"Y-Yes!" (Artoria)
"Please do it again!" (Jin)
Artoria's brain short-circuited after hearing him.
"Huh?" (Artoria)
"Please do it again!" (Jin)
"O-Oh, o-ok, but this is the last time!"
Saber said with a heavy blush on her face.
"Sure thing!"
Jin said as he readied his camera and time control to capture every single moment perfectly.
After finishing with Saber, the horny Primordial went to his next target, Illya.
She was wearing a red lingerie qipao with golden patterns all over it, a pair of white arm-length gloves and a pair of white stockings.
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"You look gorgeous, Illya-chan." (Jin)
"Thank, Jin. Glad you like it, hehe." (Illya)
Jin said with appreciation as he continued to take photos of Illya while Illya herself was enjoying doing poses for him despite her extreme embarrassment.
After finishing with Illya, he moved to his next target, the lovely God-killer who was waiting eagerly for her turn.
Scáthach was currently wearing a sexy secretary outfit. She was wearing a white neat button-down shirt with a black blazer on top of it. It hugged her top and couldn't hide her tempting bust. She was wearing a short black skirt with black tights that hugged her delicious thighs and a pair of black shiny high heels. She also wore a pair of glasses that gave her an intellectual vibe in addition to her current seductive one.
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Jin then moved to his next target, or targets to be precise. They were Sakura and Medusa Rider who were wearing the same costume but with different colors. Seeing them like this especially with their hair color one would mistake them for sisters. Seeing him come closer, they hugged each other embarrassedly and spoke while having their faces red as tomatoes.
""N-Nii-sama/M-Master, d-don't come h-here or I'll e-eat you, r-raaawr!""
They were wearing a risqué furry bikini swimsuit with strings that had white fur covering Sakura's nipples and purple fur for Medusa, the fur couldn't hide the destructive nature of these ultimate weapons. The bottom part of the attire was blackish purple briefs for Sakura and purple ones for Medusa, they were connected with strings around their bodies. They were wearing thigh high boots with furry tips; Sakura's boots were blackish purple with white fur and Medusa's boots were purple boots with purple fur. The briefs had soft tails coming from the back. For Sakura it was a white fluffy wolf tail and for Medusa it was a purple fluffy wolf tail. On their hips were cute looking red ribbons with golden patterns. They were wearing arm length gloves with furry tips, furry cuffs and pointed claws in place of the fingernails. Sakura's gloves were blackish purple with white fur and Medusa's were purple gloves with purple fur. Around their neck was a shawl-like furry mane that was white for Sakura and purple for Medusa. On top of their heads were cute wolf ears that had the same color as the fur of their attires. Medusa however was wearing glasses instead of her Breaker Gorgon blindfold. Jin gave her the ability to control her Mystic Eyes at well, but she seems to like wearing these glasses.
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"Eat me? That's lewd, but please do!"
Jin replied shamelessly after hearing them. Then he smirked and got closer to Sakura and whispered in her ears.
"Or perhaps you want me to eat you instead? I still haven't claimed my prize after all."
Sakura who heard his soft voice had her face turn even darker shade of red and she quickly hid behind the blushing Medusa. She felt thankful that her attire covered her nipples and has dark bottom or her erect nipples and stained bottom would've been for all to see.
"P-Pervert, Nii-sama!"
That's all she could shout towards Jin who finally picked his final target(s?).
He moved towards Medea and her 8 avatars that were squirming from embarrassment.
"J-Jin-sama, didn't you say you have important thing to do when you left, why are you back so early?"
Asked an embarrassed Medea as she couldn't look Jin in the eyes.
When Jin left to do his 'important' thing, Medea had a brilliant idea to forc-*cough*coerc-*cough* persuade all the females in the mansion into doing cosplay. She loves dressing cute girls like dolls after all. And after some time of 'persuading' them, they all changed into their current attires, including her who wanted to pick something to seduce her beloved Master later. She doesn't know that if given a chance he would've eaten her, but he doesn't want to take the last step with her considering her previous trauma.
However, Medea made a huge miscalculation, which is the mental damage that her Master received a short while ago that made his conversation with Archer end quickly.
"What? Am I not welcome here, Medea-chan? Master is sad you know."
Jin said playfully as he looked at Medea.
"N-No, I-I'm just curious since you said it may take some time to finish." (Medea)
"Well, I indeed would've taken longer, but something unexpected happened that almost game me trauma and I had to go back here to heal my damaged mentality, which is now 100% healed after seeing this spring scenery." (Jin)
"Ok, less talking and more posing, hehehe."
The horny Primordial said as he started taking photos of each Medea.
The first one was wearing a black bikini, a silver bracelet on her right arm, two gold bracelets on her left, and a black sarong pareo around her hips. She had a black choker around her neck and a golden necklace shaped as a crescent moon.
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The second one was wearing blue bikini with triangle top and string bottom. She was wearing a white jacket, a necklace shaped as Rule Breaker and a large straw hat.
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The third one was wearing a black and purple cheerleading attire. She was wearing an extremely short sleeveless shells top that only covered her breasts and let her stomach exposed. She was wearing a mini skirt with exposed purple panties strings. She was holding a pair of colorful pom poms.
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The fourth one was wearing a golf attire. She was wearing a purple sweatshirt with golden patterns, black hot shorts, a blue cap with golden patterns and a long blue scarf with golden tips. She was holding a wand instead of a golf club though.
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The fifth one was wearing a standard Japanese traditional housewife attire. She was wearing a purple kimono and a plain white apron on top of it while holding a ladle in her hand.
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The sixth one was wearing a latex one-piece form-fitting sling swimsuit with open front with latex leggings with foot straps. She had a skull mask on the side of her head and was carrying Rule Breaker in her hand.
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The seventh one was wearing a succubus costume. She was wearing a black latex micro-one-piece bikini G-string thong with triangle bikini top. She had black tail with heart-shaped end. She was wearing black thigh high latex boots. She had 2 horns on her head with black headpiece with black gem on her forehead.
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The eighth one was wearing a teacher outfit. She was wearing a pair of rectangular glasses, a slime black choker. She was wearing a black shirt under a buttoned purple blazer. She was wearing a tight purple skirt that hugged her body tightly. She was wearing dark brown tights and a pair of black shiny high heels.
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The final one was wearing a white wedding dress that had a slit up the left side exposing her leg. She had a white veil over her hair.
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After Jin finished taking enough photos of all Medea's outfits, he took his leave to his room to start 'revising' and sorting the photos he took. He lamented the fact that Saeko was not here since she was having the time of her life killing in his Instant Dungeon. [A/N: - One of his skills.]
He also conveniently ignored the screams of Medea and the sounds of crashing coming from the hall and the absurd amount of magical energy being drained from him. He faintly heard 'Isolating the space using the imaginary number space is not fair, Sakura!' then a loud scream, but he continued on his way as if nothing happened.
[Flashback 1 hour before Jin arrived]
"Are you sure these outfits would tempt Nii-sama, Medea-san?"
Asked a blushing Sakura who held a risqué outfit in her hand. She looked around to see the five Artoria who were pretty much forced to change their clothes then towards Medea who looked at her with shining eyes.
"Of course, I am sure! I saw images of these dresses in Jin-sama's collection! Even Sai can testify to that."
Said Medea with blushing cheeks as she remembered some of the things, she saw in Jin's collection.
[Affirmative. Pictures of these outfits indeed exist into Master's 'Cultured Materials' folder.] (Sai)
Hearing Sai's response Sakura blushed even more, but then she turned towards Rider who was reading a book and spoke.
"Rider, you are wearing this with me, I won't do it alone!"
"Why are you dragging me in this mess, Sakura…"
Said an exasperated Medusa after putting her book down.
"Don't act like you don't want it, I still remember your face after Nii-sama tied you into bond-"
Sakura couldn't complete her sentence as her mouth was closed by Medusa who was blushing heavily while breathing heavily.
"Say no more, I accept. I'll do it!"
Medusa said after being 'blackmailed' by Sakura. She was also irritated by the smirk on her face.
She then looked towards Medea and asked.
"Are you sure that Master will take a long time outside and won't see us like this?"
Hearing Medusa's question, the rest of the girls also looked towards Medea.
"According to what Master said, he has important stuff to do and will be late, so we don't have to worry about him coming suddenly."
After they heard her, they let out sighs, of relief or disappointment only they will know.
[Flashback end]
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While Jin was currently sorting out the new cultured materials he acquired, he received a message from Tohsaka that Archer is engaged in a fight with Shirou.
He cringed when he received her message and wanted to dismiss it, but then remembered that Gilgamesh should've contracted Shinji by now, since Kotomine Kirei accidently died when Jin casted a purification spell on the church that purified that Grail's effects on him rendering him lifeless during the time when he was delivering the magical clones of Illya and her maids to the Einzbern castle.
He then waited for some time before he teleported to the Tohsaka estate. He prefers going to see the two Emiya finishing their battle, he is not in the mood to watch their drama unfold after all.
After teleporting to the Tohsaka estate, he was met with a worried Rin who was walking around not sure what to do.
"Yo, Tohsaka!"
Jin casually greeted her as if nothing were happening.
"Oukami-senpai!"
Rin exclaimed in surprise.
"So, where are they fighting?" (Jin)
"I felt Archer's connection with me coming from the Matou residence, then suddenly I couldn't feel it after he activated his Noble Phantasm. I am supplying him with magical energy, but I can't locate him."
Said Rin with an exasperated sigh.
"Hmm, so they are likely in a strong bounded field or a reality marble. Maybe it's Archer's Noble Phantasm. Well, whatever let's go."
Jin said this as he held her shoulder and teleported to the Matou residence.
He then sensed EMIYA's Unlimited Blade Works Reality Marble, using his powers, he made the two Emiya only focus on each other so the fight can end faster while not noticing them when they get in as a bonus.
He then stabbed his hand into the air as it cracked revealing the inside of the Reality Marble, so he took Rin and went inside.
They looked around and saw a barren land with countless blades stabbed into the ground, while the sky had some kind of mechanical gears rotating.
After walking some more, they heard the sound of metal clashing. Seeing both EMIYA and Shirou fighting, Rin couldn't help but gawk. Well, it's understandable since Shirou was going toe-toe with a Servant, and he was a low-grade magus and that was giving him more credit than what he deserves. Of course, this time however was not because of Shirou's plot armor, when Rin revived Shirou Jin found it interesting to see Shirou fighting EMIYA using the same powers, so he made some modification in Shirou's body that it will match EMIYA in his current state with the same knowledge and skill imparted into him. So now, EMIYA is literally fighting his gay mirrored self.
The fight for ideal and that bullshit of the original Unlimited Blade Works route didn't happen here. This was a fight of sexual dominance… this came out wrong, but it is what it is…
While Jin was watching and eating popcorn that came out of nowhere, he forgot about something, and that cost him his entertainment.
Out of nowhere, a spear with golden glow over it came out of nowhere and skewered the hearts of both Emiya. Due to the angle of EMIYA's previous attack he was pushing on Shirou with his dagger, so right now what will happen will be engraved into EMIYA's memories till Alaya decides to let him die.
When the spear skewered them, as EMIYA was pressing down on Shirou they ended up falling on each other, and EMIYA kissed Shirou.
EMIYA's eyes went wide with disgust and wanted to kill himself, but alas his time is up, and he dissipated. Shirou also died since Jin took Avalon from him the day he took Shinji away.
Rin was too shocked to even say anything as the space around them started to crumble, while Jin has already erased the scene from his memories and held a huge banner with Archer's image with a big fat "F" written on it. Although he is a Primordial but seeing two disgusting scenes like these in the same day with a time interval less than 3 hours is just too much for him. When he returns home, he will drag Saeko out of the dungeon and have her wear a nurse costume to heal him.
They snapped out of their thoughts when they heard some laughter.
"AHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAA, quite an end fitting for a Faker! AHAHAHAHA, it's been a while since a mongrel made me laugh like this!"
Ah yes, it was the founder of the "It's not gay if it's clay." club, The King of Heroes, Gaygamesh.
He then looked towards them and spoke with the same arrogant tone.
"I am in a good mode, mongrels, I permit you to leave."
Jin stayed silent, but he needed to ask something that has been bothering him since his first life.
"Excuse me, may I ask a quick question? Putting me aside since I'm of pure race, I mean she can be a mix between bloodlines or even races so that indeed makes her a mongrel, but what about you?"
Silence loomed over the place as veins started to appear on Gilgamesh along with his killing intent. Gilgamesh's original value is a 2/3 God, and 1/3 Human, so in a sense this makes him… a mongrel, and the origin of mongrels at that, considering his identity.
"I CHANGED MY MIND, DIE MONGREL!!!"
Gilgamesh shouted with fury as he swung down his EA that was summoned the moment Jin asked his question.
"How about… No."
Jin said as he teleported with Rin away and let the Matou residence take the full brunt of the attack.
Of course, he made sure there will be no collateral damage to the surroundings and to minimize it to be reported as another gas explosion like any accident in Fuyuki. Fuyuki's answer to anything is always gas, makes you feel like WWII originated from this city…
Jin took Rin who was currently unconscious and went to his mansion. He doesn't want her dead because a golden king with clay fetish wants her as a vessel for the Grail after all.
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[Time skip 1 day]
Jin was currently looking at a blob of a cursed creature with Shinji Matou at its core. This was the Grail that Gilgamesh summoned using Shinji Matou as the vessel.
When Jin returned with Rin and let her sleep in the mansion, the plot played a bit like the original.
Gilgamesh went with Shinji to the Einzbern castle to get the Grail from Illya's body. He fought Berserker and killed him like the original and took the Grail from the clone's body.
Illya of course was devastated by Berserker's death, since even without his sanity he was like a father figure for her. However, this was what he wanted to do after Jin made him regain his sanity and talk with Illya. Except entrusting Illya to Jin, he wanted to fulfil his duty as a servant and fight the King of Heroes personally.
After that Gilgamesh made Shinji the vessel by putting the clone's heart inside of him when Shinji tried attacking him for killing his love.
And now we are back to the present, where the Grail is manifesting on top of the mountainside lake near the Ryuudou Temple and is letting out some cursed mud or whatever that substance is.
Right now, Shin was standing in front of Gilgamesh who was fuming seeing that mongrel who insulted him before alive.
Behind him multiple golden ripples started to appear behind him as shiny weapons of all kinds came out of the ripples.
"Hah? You think you are the only one who can flaunt his wealth and treasures?!"
After saying this, menacing spatial tears that had black and red effects started to appear behind Jin as his own 'weapons' started to appear behind him.
"ARE YOU INSULTING ME, MONGREL?!"
"Man, for someone with the title of King of Heroes, you lack the IQ to back it up. Of course, I am." (Jin)
Jin said this as they both launched their respective weapons.
*clang**clang**clang**clang**clang**clang*
The sound of metal hitting each other resounded in the area as Gilgamesh weapons were being destroyed by the anime figurines that the salty Primordial has been launching towards Gilgamesh.
"By the way, Artoria wore a maid uniform with cat ears and tail for me and was calling me 'Master, nyaa', but didn't accept your proposal, heh pathetic."
Hearing this, Gilgamesh who was already furious for losing his treasures to these mini statues became even more enraged. He then summoned hundreds upon hundreds of gates ready to start another attack.
Seeing him like this, Jin sighed as he spoke with a 'serious' tone.
"You leave me no choice, King of Heroes! Let me show you the cursed power that I accumulated over 25 years after being enhanced by a dick wizard and a planet fucker."
The salty Primordial said this as he started to chant. Gilgamesh of course is bound by anime fight rules aka waiting for long ass chants or charged attack to finish, so he didn't launch his weapons.
[A/N: - Credits to whoever created the following chant, I plagiarized it from a Reddit meme.]
"I am the bone of my salt,
Black keys are my body,
Mapo tofu is my blood.
I have made over a thousand rolls.
Unknown to luck,
nor known to gacha.
I have withstood pain to hoard many saint quartz,
yet those hands will never hold an SSR!
So, as I pray, UNLIMITED SALT WORKS!!!"
The surroundings were suddenly changed into a world of pure white, it had many white mountains as far as the eyes can see.
Gilgamesh was surprised for a bit then started attacking. Jin used the salt around to create weapons and attack, this was similar to how his boyfriend Enkidu fought him before, and this made him even more enraged.
He continued to send barrages of weapons one after another until he felt like it's not enough and he had to use his ultimate weapon.
Seeing him like this, Jin dispelled the Unlimited Salt Works as he too started taking his ultimate weapon ready to finish this drawn-out battle. He had his fun and it was getting boring.
"REJOICE, MONGREL! THIS KING ACKNOWELDGES YOUR STRENGTH! NOW PREPARE TO DIE!"
As he said this, EA began to rotate as it created a strong air wave.
Jin was not idle either. Near him appeared a more menacing version of the previous gates, coming out of it was a strangely shaped sword. It looked like a whip sword with multiple parts, but not a sword at the same time.
[A/N: - Insert Saber Alter vs Berserker OST during the appearance of the weapon…]
Jin held his 'sword' and started charging it while it made its unique noise.
*CHUGGA chugga chugga CHUGGA chugga chugga CHOO CHOOOOOOO*
That's right. The ultimate weapon the young Primordial was holding is actually an improved version of the Almighty Trian of the game, Grand Theft Auto V. It was an ultra-super improved version that works across all words not only in the game. He reshaped it as a whip sword of sorts.
Both Readied their weapons and attacked.
*Vrooooooooooom*
*CHUGGA chugga chugga CHUGGA chugga chugga CHOO CHOOOOOOO*
The two weapons clashed, but the Almighty Train went through the attack of EA like nothing and hit Gilgamesh directly into his spiritual core.
Gilgamesh looked with disbelief at the weapon that beat him, not believing something like this exists. Seeing his expression, Jin spoke.
"Fret not, King of Heroes, this 'weapon' can't be blocked. Countless people and brave warriors have spent so much time trying to stop it, slow it, destroy it and even erasing it, but all were for naught. It is inevitable."
Jin himself winced as he remembered spending ours stacking tanks and even using mods trying to stop the damned train, but nothing worked.
"Farewell, King of Mongrels, Gaygamesh."
Jin sapped his fingers then and put Gilgamesh under an illusion that is projected for every single Servant inside the Throne of Heroes. He also accelerated the time around his body so he can lose his energy and dissipate quickly, he doesn't have interest in watching the upcoming result after all.
They all watched as The King of Heroes was inside an illusion where he was being seduced by Enkidu and the fact that his spiritual body dissipated from the excessive ejaculation and losing his mana.
This was the punishment that petty Primordial enforced upon Gaygamesh for making him see the disgusting scene of the two Emiya from before.
Jin then shifted his attention towards Shinji who was being tormented inside the Grail. He snapped his fingers and Seaweed was teleported in front of him.
Jin then sensed multiple presences behind him, he turned around to see his lovely servants coming here with Sakura, Saeko, Rin and Illya.
They looked at the Grail and then Seaweed, then Saber spoke with a serious face looking at the Grail.
"Master, permission to use my Noble Phantasm to destroy the Grail."
"Nope. Not destroying it. It's a waste after all." (Jin)
"But Mas-"
Saber was cut off suddenly when she sensed the massive amount of energy that was being emitted by her Master.
Then all of them saw a spectacle that will be engraved into their memories forever. Innumerable number of magic circles were being created around them and the Grail and whenever the mud touched these circles it would turn into light particles.
"Purification."
Jin said softly as he cringed when he remembered a useless Goddess that gets violated by frogs periodically…
Suddenly, all the circles flew directly into the core of the Grail and all of the mud turned into particles as if it never existed in the first place, while all the damage done by it was reversed.
Now, in the middle of the lake floated a Golden Cup releasing a considerable amount of power.
Jin teleported the Grail into his hand and looked towards his servants and spoke.
"Anyone wants this thing? I have no interest in it."
The five Artoria that Jin summoned had no interest in it in the first place.
Scáthach had no interest in it since her wish was pretty much fulfilled after her summon.
Medusa didn't wish for anything; she was satisfied being with Sakura again.
Saeko and Sakura had zero interest in the Grail as long as they are with their Jin/Nii-sama.
Rin was only interested in the Hold Grail War to bring honor to her family and she had no interest in the Grail itself.
Illya looked at it for a second then shook her head as she looked at Jin with a smile as he patted her head.
Medea however was silent then spoke.
"Master, are you able to sustain us even after the Grail disappears?"
Medea's question caught all the Servants off-guard, except Scáthach who knows his true identity, but kept silent. However, only Jin noticed that she called him Master instead of her usual Jin-sama.
"What if I couldn't, Medea-chan?"
Jin asked with a smile.
Medea stayed silent for a bit then determination flashed through her eyes.
She took the Grail from him and spoke.
"Sorry, Master."
The Grail then released bright light as Medea started stating her wish. Of course, all the Servants were about to draw their weapons, but she bound them with chains faster.
"I-I wish for the Grail to grant Master the Third Magic, Heaven's Feel!"
Silence loomed over the place as all of them stared at her silently. Even Jin was fighting the smile that was about to appear on his face.
"Why didn't it work?! Why?!"
Medea was screaming hysterically while hitting the Grail that didn't seem to work. Suddenly she felt someone patting her head.
"I prevented it from hearing your wish, knowing that you will do something stupid, stupid girl."
Jin said with a smile at the teary-eyed Medea.
"B-But why?!" (Medea)
"Because you are stupid, I asked you 'what would you do if I couldn't', not that I couldn't sustain you, stupid girl. Strictly speaking, I can literally sustain the whole Throne of Heroes while bringing them to strength above their peak forms without putting a dent in my energy reserve, that's how much energy I have."
All of the Servants who heard him were skeptical until Scáthach spoke.
"He is telling the truth, he could sustain all of them including the Divine Spirits as well, if he wanted to."
Hearing that from a Divine Spirit herself is enough or them to believe in that absurd truth. The one who was shocked the most was of course Rin. She couldn't help but feel depressed at the level difference between them as Magus.
Jin ignored them as he spoke with Medea.
"But Medea that was somehow anti-climactic. I mean you saying sorry and taking the Grail and all that. I even had the illusion of hearing some final boss music. I mean, really? Snatching the Grail just to give me immortality with unlimited mana? That was really cute."
Jin said as he continued to rub her hair while she was blushing madly at her stupidity and impulsiveness.
She then gathered her courage as she spoke.
"Really, the witch of betrayal is getting rusty, who would have thought a traitorous witch like me could turn herself around? I just can't betray you. I guess I'll act as your witch forever then. Use me as you wish, Master~"
Medea said seductively as she started kissing Jin not minding the shocked and jealous gazes she was receiving from the rest of the females around them.
After five minutes, they stopped kissing as Medea teleported away from embarrassment.
Jin looked around and was Saeko giving him a smirk so he coughed and spoke like nothing happened.
"Ok, no one wants it then. It will be a waste not to use it. I wish to revive Irisviel von Einzbern as a full functioning human while retaining her previous abilities except the connection to the Grail."
Both Illya and Saber were shocked hearing Jin's wish. However, looking at his smile they both didn't say anything except Saber nodding gratefully and Illya shedding tears.
Soon enough, a naked human female materialized in front of them, she looked like a mature version of the current Illya. Jin snapped his fingers and she was dressed in a one-piece white dress. Seeing her mother again, Illya cried her heart out hugging Jin.
After patting her head for a while until she calmed down, Jin then teleported all of them to his mansion since he had stuff to finish here before leaving.
Seeing no one except him, the floating Grail, and the unconscious Seaweed, Jin then grabbed the Grail and erased it so it will never be created or used in this timeline again.
He then jolted Shinji awake while making him unable to talk. He then snapped his fingers, and some worms were summoned as they started taking human shape, it was Zouken Matou.
Both of them couldn't move or speak as they stared at the menacing eyes of Jin.
Jin didn't say much as he turned into his true form and jolted their memories awake as they remembered what they had done to Sakura and Jin's disturbing the whole thing. They tried to move or speak but they couldn't.
"I've been delaying this for 11 years. You both should rejoice, you will witness something not a single Magus alive or dead would witness even across multiple lifetimes, including the vampire troll."
Jin said this as he snapped his fingers and two black orbs appeared in front of them. Each orb had many white dots floating inside, they were simply countless.
"Do you know what are those? These are the collection of every single soul that are named Matou Zouken and Matou Shinji. To make it simple, every single alternate self of yours across the omniverse has been summoned inside these small orbs."
As to pour acid into their wounds, Jin continued to talk.
"Now, we will have a small experiment. You as Magus love doing these things, right? Now tell me, what would happen if a mortal soul got a sudden inflation of infinite number of souls fusing with it in an instant? And every single soul of these has been tortured by yours truly here in a unique way, literally not a single duplicated torture method has been used."
"However, color me impressed, across the omniverse not a single version of Matou Zouken was a decent person.
As for Seaweed, there was actually a version that can be considered decent in a sense, but he received a conceptual paradox bullet that had rainbow trail that blow half of his head off and his soul shattered and vanished after it couldn't handle reaching Godhood and collapsing on its own. Let's also ignored the fact that the one who shot this Seaweed version is a fucking To Aru's Lucifer with Boosted Gear and Venom."
"*Cough* back to the point, show me how much you can receive from the influx of infinite torture in a single instant, literally."
After Jin finished speaking, and pushed the two orbs inside them, while stealthily enhancing their souls not to shatter immediately since he won't give them an easy way out.
He started watching the souls feeling all torture at the same time as he finally got bored and erased all the souls from existence.
This was the last time someone called Matou Shinji existed across the Omniverse.
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Next chapter is the Epilogue of this volume. Next world is My Wife is a Beautiful CEO, but there will be two minor world jumps before going there, at maximum each of them will take from half to one and a half chapters.
Credits to Soul_Caliber's "Annihilation Maker DXD" for the reference at the end of Shinji.
