Lazy Husband and Mischievous Wife(Tagalog)

I just want to live peacefully.....but why troubles come to me?! ..... Gusto lang ni Roland na mabuhay ng walang gulo, carefree at peaceful life pero dahil sa kanyang 'identity', palagi siyang pinagkakaguluhan ng mga tao- business competitors, womens, assassins, doctors, scientists, at iba pa. Kasama na din ang kanyang Wifey na sobrang malikot... "Hey Wifey, anong ginagawa mo saking katawan?" "Body check-up." "Bakit?" "Baka kasi dinapuan ka ang maduduming babae, kaya lilinisin ko." "..." *I do not own the picture* *This story is my original story-based on my wild imagination*