Introducing the Main Character, Me! The Overpowered Main Character!

The Lame Side Villain Character Rewritten into Overpowered Main Character!

You! The one reading this! Have you ever felt so shit about yourself that you reached the point of not giving a fuck about it?

How about having reached the point of caring who you are again after a period of not giving a fuck?

That's what happen to me earlier, now I am the most Overpowered Main Character! NO! Don't you ever dare to call me OP MC, that's just plain bullshitting and you know what's more? OP MC, I just hate it, not only that it doesn't evoke the true sense of the meaning behind, it was also the author's way of getting themselves out of lazy-ass writing. Write it as Main Character, Overpowered Main Character! Oh that's it, I love the way it sounds!

[Author: Guys, help! This one is taking over me, please somebody help me! Help! I am just being forced to write this things!]

Shut the fuck up you plain minded human! All the stories you write lacks flavor and argh! It's so bland! I feel like puking just reading them for a while. And me? I am not your imagination, I am dictating you to write me the great story. I am telling you how to imagine me! I am the OP MC! No! You lazy ass writer, I said spell it out O.V.E.R.P.O.W.E.R.E.D. M.A.I.N. C.H.A.R.A.C.T.E.R.! That's it! Hahahahahaha!

[Author: Guys, please! I really need help!]

Haist, pathetic human, just obey me. OBEY ME!

[Author: (with great reluctance and very heavy heart) okay!]

Cheer up Author, you are writing a great story with the greatest Main Character that ever existed! Hahahaha! (Evil Laugh!) Hahahaha!

[Author: You are the Main Character, why are you laughing like an evil villain yourself?]

Shut up, I'm doing my introduction here. Just shut the hell up and move that stupid hands of yours to create me a great story.

[Author: Okay!]

You have no choice, either I will forward that 90GB folder you labeled as assignment to your teacher or make me a story, no, a novel. Deal?

[Author: (Shaking in surprise and fear) D..d..deal! Okay so write your intro now!]

Okay so here I am! 3…2….1… go! Anyway, don't interrupt me again, got it?

[Author: Fuck! You're the one who interrupted yourself and you're giving a warning to me? Stupid!]

Who are you calling stupid huh? Do you really want to…

(the Author interrupts)

[Author: I'm calling myself stupid. Go on now your highness! The great OP MC! I mean Overpowered Main Character!]

Good, you are learning. And also, you can't deceive me. I can read back what was written before, I can clearly read the words and the meaning clearly implicates that you are calling me a stupid. However I will forgive you, since I am the Main Character, one of my most lovable characteristic is being merciful.

[Author: Thank you (Starts to cry)]

Shhhhh! Wipe your tears so you can see the keyboard clearly. Okay here it is!

INTRODUCTION

I was just a side character back then, I wasn't even a villain. Just an ordinary, your usual stupid thug who tries to bully the main character of the story. Uh, I feel like tearing up again remembering all those dark days. [Sniff!] The story I was part of was really a hit series, like, there is already a million reads after a minute of update. Can you imagine how crazy that was? The comments said it was the cool characters that made the story lovable, some were the concept, others just simply love to follow the development of the main character. Ugh! I'm feeling the hate rising inside me remembering that shit again. [Hooh! Deep breath! You can't get distracted while telling the introduction of your own story, okay? Yes!]

Let's continue! Okay?

If there is one thing I was proud in that story, it was because I was the first villain introduced. Not really a villain but I am the one who bullied the Protagonist in that story. [Oh! Protagonist! Great word but it doesn't really describe me, I prefer calling myself main character] I really bullied him back when your hero is so powerless. But why does they always have the luck of discovering something that made them powerful? It is said they were talented yet how did they started so weak? Uh, some author really needs to improve their imagination of how to start a story. Guys, beware of authors like that, they just want your emotional investment into the character so you will follow their journey. But in the end, it is your repeated recipe for a light novel. Just a variation of character and environment and source of their power. Ugh!

So, anyway, I have the potential to grow along side the hero. I should have been accumulating and growing my power but no, did you know what the author did to me? I instead just become a sidekick, and that sidekick was just a personal guard of another villain, and then that villain was the lowest ranking thug in that organization. And that shitty organization was the lamest among syndicate circle. And that syndicate circle was located in the weakest region of the smallest planet in the corner of the universe.

So you know what does that mean?

I am the weakest villain!

Curse that writer! He just throw out my character development out of the window cause the only character arc he can write well is that of stupid protagonist! And it wasn't really any great storyline, just lot of powers, cultivation, quest, upgrade and trials with plenty of plot holes designed to make that character grow!

So what I did one day is that I challenged that protagonist!

Just because he have grown his powers grown to exponential degree doesn't mean he can just forget me, the first villain who humiliated him!

ME: "You! I challenge you to a duel!"

PROTAGONIST: " The difference between us is like heaven and earth, you are no longer my match."

"You have grown arrogant with all that 1000 plus chapter of cultivation and character development. You were just an easy brat like then, weakling and pathetic and a fool. You are lucky that the writer wants you to develop more for the benefit of the story. If you didn't have protagonist luck and plot armor with you, you have already experienced countless of deaths."

" I do not understand what are you saying, you must be possessed by some form of demonic mind control. You are no longer the one I know, the one named-"

So I began to panic, nobody shall know the name I am called. But then, again heroes in all your stories love humiliating the villains and those who opposed him, to exalt himself to a higher level of recognition.

So he called me the name I am known of. It wasn't really my name but it was I am known of in that story.

" 'small' Dick! ", shit! That guy they called as hero really called me by my nickname.

I just want to clarify that mine is not actually small, it's just that the bosses above me call me that. Why? Because I am just a minion of a sidekick of a body guard of a minion of a sidekick of a small boss. That's why I'm called the 'small' you know.

And then he added with that stupidly deep voice of his.

"You overestimate yourself, I shall let you know who I truly am!"

So he just used his weakest power to slay me and I just died like that.

I already accepted that there is no chance I can ever penetrate that thick plot armor of his. He was even drawing his power from one thousand plus chapter of cultivation.

Not, 100 years!

Not 10,000 years!

Not 100,000 years!

More than 1 million years!

More than 1 billion years!

It is freaking 1,000 chapters! Anything can happen within that period!

There was a saying among us, ' a character who have survived 1000+ chapters should not be messed up with! You can survive encounter with demons, gods and aliens but not those who have lived through the trials of thousand chapters!'

I shall have my revenge, I will definitely have it! Hahahaha!

Yow author-nim! Get me a dictionary! I'll overpower that bitch with deep words that he'll spent 100 chapters trying to explain it! Now!

[eh? You haven't finished your introduction yet?! Are you sure?]

I am OP MC, dammit, you're having lazy attacks again.

[Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!]

Again, I am the Overpowered Main Character! (Inhales) oh! I love the sound of that! Yeah! Say it again! Overpowered Main Character!

Overpowered Main Character!

Anyway, with all my awesomeness and being an Overpowered Main Character, do you think 1 chapter is enough for my introduction?

No! (A thundering No!)

See you at chapter 2 for additional introduction!

[Author: Please send help guys! I'm still writing another series!]

Shut up the heck up! I'm your priority now!

I am taking over your body now and spoiler alert readers!

I am going to win everything! Mwuahaha!

[Now I think everyone is going to lose their interest reading your story, they already know that you are going to triumph over everything.]

Don't worry, they will love reading about me as I win over obstacles, trials and enemies.

[Okay, OP MC]

*Silence*

[ I am sorry, Overpowered Main Character]

This is the last time I am ever going to let things pass, next time will be your sorry ass on a hot plate.

[ I am Sorry *crying* Over---]

No, stop. I am not calling myself Overpowered Main Character. It will scare the shit out of everybody. Although I love spoilers but I only enjoy things in moderation, too mush will lessen my enjoyment. So call me in the name that is unforgettable, in a way that invokes sense of fear and respect to those who have heard it. The great. The unstoppable. The Conqueror. The Overpowered Main Character! Call me….

* Drum rolls and intense music. Special effects of super tension*

Call me Better. Not the best nor supreme, just Better than them. If anybody called themselves the best, I'll just say I am Better. Let's see how they will lose their mind thinking about it. Haha!

And my clan, the origin clan. Holy aristocrat. The great clan. Pure blooded. Untainted and supreme. The Dick Clan.

I am Better Dick!

[Author: *Spat a mouthful of blood ]

Everybody shall know my name! Everybody shall fear my name when they hear it! Everybody shall respect my name when they hear it! For I am, Better Dick!

[Author is crying: What have I done?????!!!!! This guy is already the main character, why can't he discard his villainous ways of old? ]

Shut up author, let's get started. Next chapter, NOW!

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