8 Yiff = furry sex
Saitama: I see that you are also a man of balance
Archive: I did it for the green
Saitama: Green?
Archive: The color.
Saitama: ...
Archive: Don't look at me like that, it hurts!
Saitama: :expressionless:
Archive: The emblem and the color green swayed me!
Saitama: If the colors and emblems didn't matter, what squad would you be?
Archive: Definitely not fucking Bravery, who the heck even named that?
Pfft, bravery my ass.
Hmmmmm
I like the banner style of Bravery, the emblem and color of Balance but I think I follow the philosophy of Brilliance
Saitama: Ok then...
Well what "options" do you have?
Archive
What do you mean?
Saitama
"@Saitama Psst, high-quality, very kink related, varied, all masterworks."
Archive: Give me a moment, I put my hentai and valuable files on a HDD with an encrypted password in case I die in an accident and someone goes through my laptop.
Saitama: Lol, we can do this later. I'm on data anyways rn
Shit I gtg
Archive: Oh. I was just deciding which one would be the best first impression.
:neutral_face
Saitama: Send it, I'll look at it later
Archive: :thumbsup:
Say a very specific kink
Saitama: Short hair big boobs
Archive: (Sends a picture of a woman laying on the bed which is actually a kangaroo-like animal with boobs showing and no undies on)
Saitama: Why yiff?
Archive: I actually don't have many big boob girls, I'm into B-C, and I'm assuming you're talking about D or DD.
You never said anything about it not being yiff.
Saitama: Fair enough.
Shame you don't follow the great dao of oppai
Archive: I have many kinks, and big boobs are not one.
Saitama: Oof
(Sends a picture of a blond with short hair and big boobs wearing a battle suit from some anime)
That's the stuff my dude
Archive: I disagree.
Saitama: Well let's agree to disagree
Archive: I disagree to that as well.
Saitama: ...
Archive: Just kidding.
You know, Witch actually warned me about your big boob fetish but I didn't think you thought about it all the time.
Saitama: Wdym?
Archive: Oh, when I first starting talking to her about you, that was the first thing she told me.
Saitama: Lol
Archive: And unsurprising I ask for a kink and you said big boobs.
Saitama: XD it's important but not too important, the most important part of a female is their face
Then personality
Then boobs
Archive: I didn't realize you had such a well thought out philosophy to live by
Saitama: XD
I do
I have fallen in love with (and been rejected by) a small breasted girl.
Sigh
Archive: pats your shoulder I feel for you, however, that is a minor setback in cultivating small boob dao
Saitama: XD
I'm also picky with voices
Archive: Accents?
Saitama: No, their voice itself
I hate nasally voices
And super high pitched ones
Accents do play a part as well but not much
Archive: Hearing a foreign girl with their foreign accent is pretty hot.
Saitama: Depends on the accent
Archive: Hmmm, how about a plain voice?
A bit girly, average but not special
Saitama: Would have to hear it to say yes or no
Archive: Yeah, I guess it's hard to decide when you have nothing to go by
Saitama: Yep
