8 Chapter 8: Gay Monkey-dog
I don't know how long I have been running, but the freshness of the green grass and the forest penetrates my nose, and the footsteps behind me make me question my existence!
Well, I know hiding behind these trees will just slow the time of my death.
Why do I have to experience these? All I wish for is to have a normal life.
Why the heck those weird children started to make their game this time around! This is so troublesome! Ah! I am still unable to graduate and find work. I also have no wife yet!
"Stop hiding, I can smell you, you know. Low class of human."
What are you a dog?! Smell? What are you smelling, my body odor? Now that I think about it, I don't remember when was the last time I took a bath... Maybe that is what that dog cannibal man is.
I would never have thought such a being would have a weird fetish! And I am the unlucky guy.
"If I were you, I would stop hiding. I might make sure your death will be done in a jiffy."
As if! I am not you! Ah! And what a jiffy, it is still the same, I will still die!
How am I supposed to get away with this perverted guy?
"Ah, you don't want to get out? Then I will just grab you."
No, thank you---
"Hello." He appeared in front of me smiling, if he did that with a girl they would go and like it. I am not gay, He really is just handsome and can be a model, but I am straight as steel.
I can also be handsome, after taking a bath!
"Hi and bye!" I replied planning to run away, but he did a kabedon!
The f.ck. bro, you're not my type! I am into girls! A girl with eyeglasses, and smaller than me. A pretty girl with dark brown eyes! And yours is red and taller than me.
Wait, this is not about that! We are both guys! We will just do sword fighting if we start dating!
Wait, ah Reigan, what have you been thinking?!
I should just find ways to get away with this guy.
"Bro, we can talk this out, okay."
"Oh... How?" This guy asked how.
I don't know. "I am not your type, I am sure of that and so do I. I mean, you are a guy and so I am a guy. And we can't go around and--- Eek!" This guy... Doesn't his finger hurt from stabbing the tree, but that sure is one sharp nail.
I gulp my spoiled saliva. This guy should learn to cut his nails! Ah, what if that thing killed me!
"Yu-you won't kill me, right?"
His brow rose, and so does this annoying green panel, this thing. Stop popping at the wrong time.
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🔹Daily mission🔹
10 kilometer run: 8 km and 30 meter
100 push-up: 78
100 sit-up: 100
100 squats: 60
Warning: If the mission was not done within the allotted time, there will be a punishment.
Remaining time: 30 minutes
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I never asked!
This thing! Ah, am I going to die at this moment--- "Woah!" The heck I am flying!!!
"You baka, idiot! I just took a nap and you actually been cornered by that dumbass, weakling!" The voice of the angel Celine.
I never thought one day, I will think this gorilla-ogre weird being will save-- "Woah! Hey, don't suddenly let go! Are you going to kill me!" Ah, I think I am going to have a heart attack just now.
"Shut up, you baka, idiot! One more insult and I'm definitely gonna let you go!" Celine yells in my mind.
Why are you talking in my mind?
"Obviously, that guy is the same as you!"
"You mean, handsome?"
"Which part of you is handsome?!" She roared in anger.
"Hey! I am---"
"Shut up, we need to escape first. It will be bad if that person catches you."
"What is he?"
"As I said, he is like you. He had the same being like me by his side, but just like you he is too weak to see me, and I am hiding my presence so his partner doesn't see me either. If they discover that you are also a candidate, you will die worse than death."
"What candidate?"
"Ugh. I told you I am a Kingmaker, it was a candidate for being the next king. Ah, I will tell you more details once you see me. But for now, we need to run, he is already below us."
Below?
I bowed my head and saw a shadow over the trees. That guy keeps on jumping from one tree to another.
He is not just a dog! He is actually a monkey! A gay monkey-dog!
"You! Stop thinking nonsensical things! Ah, why did I end up with you?!"
"I also want to ask the same question, okay!"
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❗Warning!
🔹Daily mission🔹
10 kilometer run: 8 km and 30 meter
100 push-up: 78
100 sit-up: 100
100 squats: 60
Warning: If the mission was not done within the allotted time, there will be a punishment.
Remaining time: 10 minutes
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"Hey, Celine... What will happen if I am unable to finish my daily mission?"
"It depends. Some suffer from psychological trauma after. Sometimes, you will be brought to another dimension."
"Such as?"
"In the middle of zombie hordes, or beast and monsters. Can also be elemental nature, deep in the ocean, or middle of the lava. Well, it depends."
"..... Did someone die because of such?"
"....Yeah, so good luck not to die," Celine said. "And, by the way. When punishment occurs, I can't help you, but wherever I am, you can pop out. So while you are gone I will find a safe place."
That doesn't make me a bit okay! Ah!
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❗Warning! Warning!
🔹Daily mission🔹
10 kilometer run: 8 km and 30 meter
100 push-up: 78
100 sit-up: 100
100 squats: 60
Warning: If the mission was not done within the allotted time, there will be a punishment.
Remaining time: 3 minutes and 20 seconds
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"I feel exhausted, I need to bring you down." Celine suddenly announced.
Ah, but he will kill me!
"You just need to survive, until you enter the dimension punishment. Hang on, I will bring you to the safest place."
"How the heck a punishment dimension is safer?!"
"...You will at least be intact... Maybe... "
What did she say in the last words?
"Hope you stay alive." Then she brings me down to the open space!
Open space!
This place is too impossible to hide at all! Ah! This Celine will cause me to die someday.
The sound of rustling comes from the bushes, rushes in my ears. As the man comes out from it, bring out that gay monkey-dog.
