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I felt pain in my head as I slowly opened my eyes to again see this old man or Rob what he wanted to call himself. "So why am I here again?" I ask him as he looks at me with a small smile on his face.
"You completed the second task well done. Now I'll upgrade your system. to see your stats you must speak status instead of stats. And I added more things inside now off you go" He said again throwing me like a sack of potatoes.
Once again I felt the dizziness like I'm being suck into a little tiny hole may be as little as Noglas thing haha. As I felt poking out I hold my mouth. 'I feel sicker than a man that kisses sh*t before' I thought to myself as I lost my consciousness.
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Opening my eyes I saw I was in a cabin in the woods. "Where the fuck am I now?" I said as I slowly got up from my seat. I felt my whole body was sore. "holy shit how long was I on this chair? Feels like when captain America was out that ice cube " I said with a small smile on my face.
I look outside and felt something familiar here. It's a big cabin that can hold about 5 people inside and still has room to spare.
*Ding*
A sound of notification was heard as I look at the blue screen in front of me. It was different there is now some small golden shimmer to it. "The things look more expensive than the last one " I read the text inside and cant help twitches my eyebrows. "the fucking man want me to hunt a beast in this forest near the city as so many people has died here trying to figure out what it was *sigh* Status lets place our free sp then," I said as the blue screen discard before another one appear.
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(A/N: Might be wondering why there's no exp so how does he level up well he level up once he completed a mission. Every time he killed something in his mission he would level up)
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[name: Vanoss/Even]
[Tittle: king of the owl]
[Level:2->3]
[Health: 100%]
[Strength: 8->10]
[Agility: 8->10]
[Dexterity:0->5]
[Endurance: 2->3]
[Wisdom: 2]
[Luck: ???]
[SP:10->0]
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Skills:
[Hoodini-SS] [Howl of the owl-S] [Master of games-EX] [life is a game-EX] [Master of Funana-S] [Weapon and melee master-A]
*New* [Magic creation-SS: Creat magic skills by imagining anything you want from nothing to anything]
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Magical Skills:
*New* [Ghost rider enchanter-D: Make any equipment into a flaming enhance version of there self. Gives 50% more damage or defense in any equipment
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Item: Banana(Infinite), Phone 1x, Banana gun 1 x, Banana bus 1x, Bananarang 2x, Banana sword 1x.
(A/N: Banana sword pic)
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Placing everything in the right place I smiled. "Done so there's a new stat called dexterity which allows you to perform better using your hand... Hehehe we know what this means"
I look around and found some equipment on the side there are 5 bear traps, 4 cameras, 10 packs of meat, and some food in a can. Looking at them I took them all in my inventory.
"Looks like I'm going to be hunting then," I said with a small laugh I took out my banana gun and look outside. It's going nighttime. I suspect that it's a monster or beast that likes to be in the dark.
*Ding*
The sound of notification was heard in my head as I look at it and read my objective or mission on this world or universe even if it's a different universe or not it seems I have only been somewhere on earth.
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[Mission: Hunt or be hunted
Find the monsters the lurk in the night and kill it. But watch out there might be more than you think.
Reward: World travel, Graplinghook.
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"Om backup?" I ask but nothing happened with a sigh I opened the cabin and walk outside just to see the sunset. "Wish I have a camera with me but I don't so fuck it let's go and kill it or them," I said walking in the woods.
I place some things that could tell me where I am. It's been a few minutes now that I keep on walking holding my gun in my left hands and my banana sword in my right hand the sword looks cool I like it. "The fuck where is it damn it," I said again kind of irritated.
*Sigh* I sigh to myself before I ignite some sticks and placing them in the ground so I could somehow see in the shadows. "Hoodini," I said and let some magic in the flame so It would go on until I sever my connection with it and detect if the flame ever goes out.
I slash on the tree near me so I don't go in circles as only the moonlight is illuminating my surroundings and some darkness lies because of the shadow of the trees. But now there are flames but Ill only put them if needed where only darkness is.
I place my hands on my shin wait do I even have a chin? Don't know and don't care how I am holding my chin and was thinking about what was the words said in the mission. "A beast that lurks in the night meaning in the darkness so it's gotta be in the dark," I said nodding my head. 'Im so smart' I took a step in the darkness as a loud roar can be heard right beside me.
*GRAAAAAAA*
I use the new skill I have as flames ignited in my weapons making them more durable and add more damage to them as I block a claw heading towards me. "HAAAA"
*CLANG*
I was lunch a few meters away "The fuck was that" I said as I look at the gaint monster head of a moose made of bones, 6 meters tall thick black muscular body, and 10-inch claws on its hands. It jumps in the air as I saw my vision was split in two. I didn't know it but my whole body was sliced in two before I know it.
*thud*
My body lay in the ground as I close my eyes and opened it once more in the cabin I once before. I took a faint breath as I stabilize my heartbeat. "the fuck was that? Shit moo for fuck sakes why are you here!" I shouted with a small laugh.
"here I am shaking in my boots and still laughing after dying haha" I laugh to myself as I stood on the ground. "That's why everyone dies going near it it's faster than 10 people combined into one.
"I need backup real hard...I can imagine anything right so maybe I can call for some people that could help me" I said again thinking about how did I become smart. "First of all how the fuck did I became smart all of a sudden? There's definitely something wrong with me" Nodding my head like I was right.
