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I felt light on my face as I slowly opened my eyes to be met with blue sky and clouds above me. "The fuck! Where am I" I said as I look around me finding that I was in a forest. "Did someone kidnap me or what?" I said again as I stood up but I felt I was taller.

Looking at my hands I was wearing gloves. Looking at my body I felt different and more muscular than before. "The hell?" I shouted as I felt something on my face. touching it I saw and felt a mask on me looking like an owl mask.

"Ok someone definitely kidnaps me and dresses me up in these strange clothes," I said as again started to touch myself. I see a small pond a few feet away from me. I walk towards it and look at my reflection. My face showed shocked and excitement. (A/N: The owl mask copied what his face was doing)

"Damn I look like Vanoss so hell yea! Im an owl hooo," I said as I clench my fist and do a pose. "Ok before that where am I again?" I look around and all I see were trees and rocks everywhere around me as I walk in a random direction hoping to find something.

After a few moments of searching and I found nothing. "The fuck! Where the hell am I?!?!" I shouted in frustration been walking around in circles. I already circled that damn rock that looks like a d*ck. "Delirious would love that lol" I sitting on the ground in frustration. (A/N: Im bad at jokes TvT)

"I wonder if I have a system hmm stats" Is said as a blue screen appears in front of me showing me my stats skills and anything really that could help me out also showing the items I have.

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[Name: Vanoss/Even]

[Title: King of the owl]

[Level: 1]

[Health: 100%]

[Strength: 3](Anything related to how much strength or power u use.)

[Agility: 3] (Anything related to how fast you are)

[Endurance: 2] (Anything related to the body)

[Wisdom: 2] (Anything related to magic)

[Luck: ???] (How much you can do what you want to do) (A/N: Question mark because of a skill called Master of games)

[SP:0]

(A/N: Normal human stats. 0.1-0.9 all stats. For every level up gives 10 stat points or SP

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Skills:

[Hoodini-SS]: Everything related to magic is on your command by saying the phrase Hoodini. Allow manipulating magic like it's a body part. Give 100% more magic power if the phrase was said.

[Howl of the owl-S]: Call upon your brethren to help you in any way possible from flying, searching, and peaking on some women.

[Master of games-EX]: Would always make the impossible, possible and bypass anything he wanted to.

[life is a game-EX]: Anytime the person dies he would always respawn in a different location or a waypoint.

[Master of Funana-S]: With the use of a banana user can kill any mortal being. While using a banana as a weapon increase stats by 500%.

[Weapon and melee master-A]: A master in both melee and weapon combat. The body flows like water while the weapon moves like an arm. Gives 200% more stats using weapon or melee.

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Item: Banana(Infinite), Phone 1x, Banana gun 1 x, Banana bus 1x, Bananarang 2x

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Looking at my stats and Items there's only one thing I could say. "Alright!" I said with a small smile on my face I wasn't strong but I'm op. seeing that I won't die or would just be revived I won't need to worry about dying.

I look around again and saw that familiar rock d*ck I saw a while back. "hmm wait a minute...My skills! Now how to use them om HOWL OF THE OWL!" I shouted and waited...And waited some more...And more..."Fuck it HOOOOOO!" I said as my voice echoed in the forest.

*flap*

*Flap*

*FLap*

*FLAp*

*FLAP*

In the next moment, I saw a snow owl going near me before it landed on my shoulders and I was thinking. 'How the fuck is a snow owl was here in the forest?'. After thinking it over I felt It didn't hurt or anything like I expected when it landed. Looking at it we stared at each other for a while until I spoke. "Hello," I said and the owl bowed its head before hohing while flapping its wings on me before looking again.

It has snow-white but smooth feathers with black dots all over her, yellow eyes, a small beak, and a round face. it was a female. I was slightly more attracted to it like a friend or family.

"Fly and look around I don't know where I am," I said before the snow owl made a hood sound and flap its wings taking flight before flying away. Looking at it I waited near the rock that looks like a d*ck. Again looking at it Delirious would have loved it.

I waited for the owl to come back but after a few minutes it didn't come back then I saw some fog around me slowly taking away my eyesight. "The fuck is this? Om hello...Anyone there! Feels like a horror movie" I said as I stayed where I was.

*tig* *tig* *tig*

Hearing footsteps right behind me I slowly turned around and find a half man and half horse creature head of a horse body of a man and hoves of a horse. *HREAAAAAA* It screams at me scaring me to death as I scream back. "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RUN! FUCK NO!" I sprinted away from that shit-looking man-dud person thing.

*tigidig* *tigidig*

Hearing something behind me following me I turned my head seeing the face of that man think having saliva coming out of its open mouth. "FUCK YOU LOOK LIKE TERRORIZER IN GTA," I said again got to admit he really looks like a terrorizer Chinese horseman, but now his legs are also a horse.

I was running for my life from this ugly sh*t. "Come on man don't follow me I'm not delicious," I said as the man thing dud whatever screamed at me. Now looking at it it looks like a tikbalang from a mythical tale in the country of the Philippines.

I look back again and said. "hey man are you angry because even your mother doesn't love ya hahaha," I said running away as the horse seems to be mad because of my provocation as it screams and runs faster slowly coming towards me.

"wait a minute you things creatures are known to be fast but not strong...And I have equal stats on speed...Funana" I said getting a banana from my inventory and I look back at my foe like a hero. batman style like looking at Gotham city.

"Bitch this is your end HAAAAA!" I scream a battle cry as I jump to the air taking the banana in my hand and slowly peeling it while I'm in the air and taking a bite. It tastes delicious. After landing on the ground I slap the shit out of the tikbalang sending it flying while it cried in flight.

[Level up]

Looking at it going in the horizon while the fog was slowly fading I breathe a sigh of relief as I heard a sound on my head before a screen appeared.

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[*DING*]

[Mission: Kill or get away from the tikbalang

[Rewards: World travel, random outfit]

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Looking at the rewards I calming it all before looking at the world travel. I'll deal with the random outfit later first of. "look at the mission...Well, is this going to be my life?" I said before pressing the world travel and I felt a suction bellow me. Looking at the ground I found a magic hat. "The fuck" I said before I lost vision and all I saw is darkness.

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