15 Madara Would Be Proud

Oi, Spoiler Warning Coming In Hot!

Now, I'm not sure how far along MHA's anime is, but there's a good to decent chance that if you haven't read up to like chapter 250~ of the manga, you will get spoiled.

Take that as you will, and read if you dare~

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"Welcome to the USJ!" Thirteen said as our class passed through the building's entrance.

Uraraka went on to fangirl over the space-themed hero while I went to Aizawa and tagged him with every single buff in my arsenal.

As he stared at me, I said, "You can be the final boss to my super boss."

It seemed as though Thirteen had finished introducing the USJ to the rest of the class as she walked over to Aizawa and I.

"Our idiot Symbol of Peace used up all his time already, right?" I asked.

"Uh…" Thirteen was at a loss for words while Aizawa had a look of realization hit him with the force of a speeding semi-truck.

"Don't tell me…" Aizawa panicked as he started surveying the room.

Thirteen had already started her speech about how easily many of the Quirks we had could be used to kill, and how she was going to be teaching us how to use them to instead save and rescue people, when a "mysterious" black swirl of a fog materialized at the center of the building.

Expanding and encroaching on our safety, the League of Villains marched out of the black fog in droves.

"We were careless to even allow a chance for this to happen," Aizawa snorted, following canon protocol and telling Thirteen to protect and escort us out of the building.

"Of course, that heroic bastard would use up all his time," he pulled up his goggles. "Of course, U.A. was bound to make enemies we wouldn't be able to absolutely defend against… But," he jumped the height of the massive set of stairs before the entrance all the way down to the center of the USJ, "we never should have allowed ourselves to get caught with only two or three teachers supervising an off campus event like this."

"Yeah! One man army Eraserhead for the win," I shouted. You know, like I wasn't in the middle of a villain organization's ambush.

"Midoriya! We don't have the time to entertain your tomfoolery!" Iida shouted, "Follow us out of here so we can get—"

"Do you really think they'll just let us out of here?" I looked at him like he was retarded.

How many more context clues did the idiot need before he understood that I already knew all of this would happen?

"We won't, indeed," Kurogiri teleported before the vanguard of Thirteen and the retreating students.

"What's good Kurogiri?" I asked the somehow conscious Nomu.

Hey... I should ask him about that!

"Wha— How did you," Kurogiri tried to ask, but I had already mastered the art of cutting people off; er… cutting Nomus off.

"I just know things, alright? Though, the one thing I don't know is how you're conscious despite being one of "Sensei's" puppets."

A tendril of darkness shot out of Kurogiri and tried to stab me, but I simply stepped to the side.

Smirking, I asked, "Hit a soft spot, did I?"

"None of that matters. We have come to end All Might. Where is he?" Kurogiri asked in simple emotionless sentences.

Shit, I think I might have broken him.

"The idiot is running late, you know, because he just had to go out of his way to help everyone on his way over her—"

For once, I was the one cut off and… Oh? It seemed that after buffing up Kirishima and Katsuki, they managed to successfully sucker punch Kurogiri into submission.

"BEGONE!"

Or not.

"THOT!" I managed to add just before Kurogiri teleport most of the class across the USJ.

Did my shouting achieve anything? I'd like to think Camie liked it, as I heard her bell-like laughter ring from across the massive dome building. But aside from that, It might have also kept morale up if the others saw that I was still treating the situation like a joke.

Now, I was quickly falling into what looked like the sea with my eyes closed. I was debating whether or not to get myself out of this situation with a warp strike, or let the next minute pass as it did during the canon timeline. Today, so far, the most pressing question I asked myself was, "Should I let myself plunge into this man-made lake and possibly get wet, or… like not?"

I took too long thinking and hit the water.

Then, some shark-faced two-bit villain wannabe aimed to bite my neck off as it sped towards me like a submarine missile.

But Tsuyu drop kicked him underwater before wrapping her tongue around me, taking us to precious land… or the closest thing to it; an already sinking ship.

Mineta wasn't part of our class, so imagine my shock when I saw that alongside Tsuyu, Yui Kodai was deadpanning in my direction.

"I… I think I'm in love," I muttered while staring right at Yui. Though, the statement had nothing to do with her as a person and more so the absolute insanity I thought the two of us could pull of with our Quirks.

"Come again?" Tsuyu asked as Yui literally inched away.

"You!" I pointed at Yui, "How long after you touch something is your Quirk still in effect?"

"Maybe a minute…" She said, refusing to look me in the eyes.

"That's good enough for me!" I then proceeded to gesture wildly as I detailed my plan to the two girls.

Less than a minute later, I changed Paradigms a couple times and found myself anchored to the ceiling of the USJ; over a hundred meters above the man-made sea. In my hands, I had a piece of the sinking ship which Yui had touched.

So, after signaling my comrade in destruction, "Tengai Shinsei!"

I simply dropped the single round piece and watched.

After a second, it grew to the size of a basketball. After three seconds, it was comparable to a boulder. After five seconds, it had crossed half the distance to the water's surface and looked like it had the volume of a small house. Finally… At nine seconds…

Womm!

Yeah, it was no Heavenly Obstacle Quaking Star; it wouldn't be threatening an army, never mind a coalition of armies. But, it certainly looked like a massive meteor had fallen from the heavens and offered divine retribution to the idiot villains underneath.

All across the USJ, if people weren't paying attention to us over at the Flood Zone, they were now. As it sounded, and to a smaller scale looked, like a nuke had detonated, as a plume of water and its vapors shot up to the area displaced by Yui's Meteor.

If anyone was stupid enough to be below the meteor, they were probably dead. However, they did have nine seconds to get out of the way. So…

I teleported back down to Tsuyu and Yui's side and was promptly smacked in the head.

"That was a stupid plan," Tsuyu said, retrospectively as she had agreed to it beforehand.

"I thought I was going to drown," Yui sullenly said, looking a little pale.

The two of them looked like they'd been hit by a tsunami, which… is precisely what happened!

"It was fucking epic, though," I said.

"You could have killed some of them," Tsuyu glared.

"So?" I shrugged, "Not only would we be in the right if a couple of them died. We have only just started training to become heroes, after all. But, even beyond that point, I hope neither you nor anyone in our class is naïve enough to believe we'll be able to take down every single villain without at least a couple ending is casualties."

"You could at least try not to…" Yui quietly said.

"Hey, if they wanted to try their luck against us without knowing the power of our Quirks, that's on them," I said before walking to the edge of the still-sinking ship and casting, "Blizzara."

A stable-enough bridge of ice stretched out across the surface of the water touching the ship all the way over to the USJ's entrance; it took an arcing path away from the center plaza where Aizawa was still manhandling his portion of the villain army.

I got smacked in the head again.

"Why couldn't you just do this from the start?!" Tsuyu asked.

"I'm pretty sure you wouldn't fare too well if we both had to run on ice and defend against underwater villains," I said. "You in particular will probably quickly get sleepy and go into hibernation or something if you stray near the cold for too long, right?"

She didn't say anything in retort, because, well… she couldn't. I was right, as always, so I added, "Now then, run along and help whoever is still left by the entrance while I go check on the others."

"…Be careful," Yui said before she literally jumped ship and started running on the ice bridge back to the entrance.

Seeing her run, I remembered the fact that I had buffed everyone on the bus ride over and subsequently shot Tsuyu and apologetic look.

She was right. I didn't need to use a meteor, because with Barfrost and Haste, the three of us could run circles on the underwater villains effortlessly.

I could also have used Thundara… Or subsequent warp strikes… Or…

I had a lot of options. Many of which didn't require any additional input from yours truly. However, only the one I took in the end included the use of a meteor, so…

I guess the pros weighed out the cons.

Objectively.