3 god and me (part 1)
"Congratulate Tom Folder you have been chosen to be reincarnated "
"**** you don't say my second name you b*ch"
"..." (god)
"..." (tom)
well this is the part when i will probably about my traumatic event that cause me to react like that to the readers but as i don't want to i will refrain from doing that.
"whom are you talking to?" (god)
"aaa... em...aa..." (tom)
as i said before i have an antisocial personality disorder so talking to other people is not something im capable of doing.
"em.. i dont think an antisocial is the right term for your problem and to whom are you talking?" (god)
seeing as i am in a white place and there a yellow silhouette in a shape of a grown man with a beard (don't ask me how i know its a beard ) talking to me i died and am going to reincarnate like in the web novels in country G that i liked to read.
"hello...?" (an bewildered god)
its a common occurrence, i died -> meeting with god -> giving cheat (or not its depend on the god) -> reincarnating/transporting to anther world.
"you..." (an angry god)
mmm... someone has been noisy for some time now
"YOU... HOW THAR YOU IGNORING ME END CALLING ME NOISY!?!?!" (an enrage god)
"ahhh...emm...aa...ee..em" (a surprised tom)
that scared me quite a lot.
"well i do understand your situation so i will let that pass for now but its not nice ignoring people that talking to you "
"so,sorrr,soorryy" (tom)
its a surprisingly nice god
"of course im nice if i would really wanted i could sent you to what the people from your world refer to as hell" (nice god)
the (self-proclaim) god said with a smug face
"WHO (SELF-PROCLAIM)?!?!" (GOD)
sorry i had to cus' every protagonist that i read in light novels add a (self-proclaim) title to the first god he see.
"yareyare... can't be help then, wait why are you surprise about my ability to read minds like all the others?" (god)
well you a god so its kinda given that you will be able to read minds, rather then that you said {others} what did you mean by that? did you reincarnate others to the same world im going, and what with the country G's slang? are you wiabo?
"cool right? and for the former question if you have listened to me from the beginning then you would have known by now, haaa... such a wast of time "
sorry, from now on i will be as silent as a stone
"good" (god)
"as you know you have died" (god)
no shit
"you should have gone to the circle of reincarnation on earth but you died so funnily that i could not give you to her so i took you instead "
is it like a kid who sow a shiny toy at his friend's house and decide to take it from him?
"shut up you loner!!!" (god)
"uge" (tom)
"as i said i took you from her and now you will be reincarnate at my circle of reincarnation so be relived i will give you a cheat and stuff to compensate you " (god)
well if i was the typical main character i would say "can't you return me back?" or "i have a family and friends so please let me tell them somehow that im ok" but as i dont have friends and ungrateful bastard that don't like my family i dont have any attachment to the life i left behind.
"well that will save me a lot of troubles, especially talking to the possessive her"
you talking about "her" a lot how she is, could her be a ... "ahhh.. lets get on with it, to the cheats that i will give you and the general common sense in my world"
"..." (tom)
