2 choco-hell!?

sniff

sniff sniff

sniff sniff sniff

its burned chocolate alright.

correctly im on my way to find the source of the smell.

as an expert of burned chocolate i can identify the smell of burned chocolate from anywhere.

how?

in my childhood i had a conflict with a chocolate teddy bear named "hiccup".

as the conflict grew stronger i reached the end of my wits and decided to melt him in the microwave we have at home.

our microwave have a weird function that when i press a specific button the microwave will work until someone will press the same button again.

i forgot about "hiccup" and when i remembered he was already in haven and his corpse was black.

i still had trauma of brown bears because of it

about the microwave, its a pink purr fluffy box that resemble a cat.

my mom often bring weird stuff that she found from how know were home.

one time its was a ice-shaver that look like an innocent penguin that creep to toilet when you in the middle of taking cr*p and just staring at you.

another time it was a peeler that refuse to peel anything except tomato.

how you peel tomato with a peeler?

the answer is you don't.

the button line is that my mom bring weird stuff that aren't really useful to anybody.

SNIFF

found it.

its a doll shop.

the out side have an especially large showcase and a glass door.

if a brat will want to enter the shop he\she will experience a world of pain.

wait now is not the time to think about it the shop is burning!

*glass braking sfx*

i ran into the showcase.

its painful but not more then hitting a brat in the shoulder.

did you try it, super painful.

mmm

why is nobody here?

oh crap why there will be someone in a burning store

*display cabinet falling sfx*

"uh"

mm... fluff?

something is fluffy...and brown..

wait don't tell me

a brown bear

im buried in a pile of it

the cabinet the fell on me was full of it?

"sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t sh*t"

and now and i look around the inside have ton of chocolate

a brown chocolate bear

a pile of them

"ha..hahaha....hahahahahahahaha"

its have to be some sick joke.

truly a choco-hell

god i did want to die but... not... like ... this

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"Congratulate Tom Folder you have been chosen to be reincarnated "

when i came to

i was in a white space

"**** you don't say my second name you b*ch"

and that was my first time meeting a god