10 Chapter 10

Just as these thoughts cross Jonah’s mind, he hears thundering noises on the stairs beyond the bedroom’s door. It sounds like a heard of hippo are moving up to the second floor, or a wrecking ball is smashing through the Tudor. Suddenly, the bedroom door bursts open and Bobo appears with the widest grin Jonah has ever seen.

“Here’s Bobo!” Jonah’s brother-in-law calls out, rushes to the bottom of the bed, and pulls the comforter and sheet away.

Bedlam occurs within the next few seconds. It’s doubly noted here:

Bobo learns that Jonah and Sandy sleep commando. They are naked. A pile of their clothes sits near Bobo’s feet. He says, “Jesus Christ, Sandy has the longest and thinnest dick I have ever seen. No wonder you keep him as your boyfriend, Jonah.”

Jonah yells, “Bobo, get the fuck out of here!”

Willa yells from the bottom of the stairs, “Bobo, leave the guys sleep! Come down here!”