Hothead, meet Idol

'You two want me to do what?!'

<Milord, just trust us. We haven't done anything that lead to horrible consequences...yet.>

'My grandpa somehow reverse aged by like twenty years!'

<Net positive! It just means he'll be able to live even longer!>

=Logos is not wrong milord, but more importantly, this will help your cousin secure his engagement.=

'How is me forcefully injecting Hurricroak into his head supposed to do that?!'

<No worries, she's been prepped. Just whip out the Possestol already and fire away!>

'...Possestol?'

<Workshopping the name.>

'...Bah! Fine! Why do I feel this is gonna go sideways?'

=An incredibly jaded world view based on prior experience in a "mundane" world that honestly should have been abandoned by now?=

'...'

<Shots fired!>

*Click*

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